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BREAKING: Department of Homeland Security (DHS) shuts down due to lack of funding
February 14, 2026 at 6:18 AM
i am metal gear solid 4's strongest soldier
February 14, 2026 at 12:51 AM
complimented a middle age guy on his gojira hoodie at work today which of you was it
February 14, 2026 at 12:32 AM
new chat pile and new knocked loose, suicide postponed
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 AM
there are beautiful women named Deleted Account in my private messages and they are all complimenting me
February 6, 2026 at 11:17 PM
why is he literally
February 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
W
I hope Dems begin to see that moderate or progressive, AIPAC is not our friend.

They endorse January 6th insurrectionists. Yet if you so much as suggest the US uphold its own Leahy laws, no matter your record, they will work against you.
February 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
nintendo really ended the direct with all the bethesda games?? hahhaha holy shit who cares man
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
if u see the money... thats yeat

he was so real for that
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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JUSTIFIED “FUCK ICE” CHANTS #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
why are there so many vtubers who is watching this stuff
February 1, 2026 at 7:59 PM
a quick fuck you to whoever felt the need to update the CLOCK APP and instead of clicking timer and it giving you a keypad to enter the time you want, it is now a collection of every timer youve ever made in case you wanna run that 4 minute timer back real quick
February 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM
i bet theres like 3 people with things i want to read on substack but at this point i just block on sight if ur posting a link to that shit brother
February 1, 2026 at 7:24 AM
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its even funnier how they repeatedly said "there's nothing that implicates anybody" and then there's epstein saying "hey i loved the torture video"
February 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
January 30, 2026 at 4:59 AM
common lady gaga w
Lady Gaga condemned ICE in a speech during her show in Japan: "I'm thinking about all of their pain and how their lives are being destroyed right in front of us."
January 30, 2026 at 2:38 AM
did an elvis impression at a party last night and everyone got upset bc they thought i was doing a blaccent 😅😅
January 29, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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😍
January 29, 2026 at 8:04 PM
hard asf
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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English translation of statement from Ecuadorian Consulate regarding ICE’s attempt to enter their building in Minneapolis today:
January 27, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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4 ICE sightings in the Des Moines metro so far today. Two near an elementary school just south of downtown. #Iowa #ICEout
Get your whistles and cameras ready. If you see them, be sure to report and document. Hold them accountable.
January 27, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i love you joe ingles
January 27, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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Excited for Bovino and his new office.
January 27, 2026 at 12:25 AM