they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2

The SATC girlies were all transplants

Sometimes I entertain myself on my commutes by looking insane on purpose

Watching the little ones getting on the ferry absolutely BLASTED after a night out

It's a fuckin miracle I survived the city trips without dying on the way home

Another shift
Another salad not eaten
Back to the fridge you go

Can I go skiing
And by skiing I mean take the chairlift to the top of the mountain, bask in the views, and then take it back down?

Hospitals that can afford Super Bowl ads shouldn’t be sending their patients to collections

I should have the day off when I start my period

I sometimes forget I went to penn state until the eagles are in the superbowl and my entire insta feed is green

I housed an entire bag of green beans and my tummy is upset with the grumblies

I haven't been outside in 3 days and I've also been home alone
Granted I've been sick
But I'm losing it~~~

My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”

just lost 30 grand

I miss snow

Packing is a nightmare. As soon as you think you conquered one thing...there's 100 more things behind the shadows
Also the amount of boxes I can handle in a studio is...not many

JIGSAW: all your life you've really drowned people to death in urine by being late all the time
VICTIM: boy I don't like where this is going

Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years

Omg this feels like old Twitter i feel giddy