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stabbs.bsky.social
kiki
@stabbs.bsky.social
infrastructure construction & heavy civil | adhd brain soup | DIY and general crafty enthusiast | beach rock collector | sometimes inappropriate, always full of rage
she / her / unholy ghost 🇨🇦
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a witch’s potency is not determined by the size of their breasts, but instead the amount of yearning they inspire.
October 13, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sanity level lately:
August 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i turned the sound off bc i was narrating, hence the dramatic zooms. but anyways.. preeeeetty sure that's the tennis club?? #NewWest
February 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
if my expensive iphone with the world's most inexpensive, inefficient camera zoom would work, i could've shown you all the massive blaze across the street at tipperary. alas, for now, use your imaginations. never a dull moment in new west!
February 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
tell me why there weren't multiple trenches and why those trenches weren't made with dragon glass shards
February 9, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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It's been, one week since they did a coup
February 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
February 3, 2025 at 4:48 AM
canada american blue states
🤝
a very angry
district 13
February 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you
February 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
just switched on my "out of office" message and had a tiny little orgasm
December 21, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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the yearning
December 12, 2024 at 1:50 PM
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December 11, 2024 at 9:40 PM
i've overshot bedtime by two hours because of an adhd hyperfocus, HOWEVER, that is a problem best suited for tomorrow me
December 11, 2024 at 9:55 AM
i demand that we let elder millennials bring back teddybear backpacks without merciless mockery
December 5, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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john lennon: 🎵 imagine all the people 🎵

introvert: oh god
November 27, 2024 at 4:43 AM
i love my job i love my job i do not want to choke the design engineers i love my job i do not want to throw my laptop off the patio i can survive 14 hour fridays i love m
November 23, 2024 at 7:56 AM
just thinking about how a large part of why i was hired onto my current project was my control issues & reluctance to let anyone send me subpar work. the unrelenting quality control dom in a sea of men scared to anger me is actually pretty on-brand, not gonna lie. never give up on your dreams, kids
November 21, 2024 at 5:58 AM
you can force me to be an adult but you will NEVER get me to stop laughing when reading construction erection plans
November 21, 2024 at 1:41 AM
20mins into woman of the hour and i can feel my female rage just mmm, bubbling right up there
November 18, 2024 at 2:16 AM
is it too early in the year to mainline pumpkin pie?
November 17, 2024 at 4:02 AM
i'm like 40mins into joker deux.. listen, someone tell me now, am i in for another hour of singing or what
November 17, 2024 at 3:43 AM
transphobic people will be like 'real men look like men, manly and rugged' and the dudes they're talking about always look like a wet stain.
November 16, 2024 at 10:17 PM
hello new followers, please meet my children, captain planet and sunday pepper toast.
November 13, 2024 at 5:39 AM
being a big ol' pervert, mostly. occasionally ranting.
I have a game. What were you "known" for on Twitter?

I'll go first. I'm the woman who caused Dave Ramsey to mass-block Royals Twitter.
November 13, 2024 at 5:19 AM
LED strip lights delivered. can't wait to underlight my bed for luring, i mean, providing nighttime vision.

i swear i'm not an anglerfish. just a siren.
November 13, 2024 at 3:59 AM