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@starcurl.bsky.social
Darkly inclined. An anomaly. She/Her. Woke AF. Always show me your pet photos.
Cover photo http://sarahelsapinon.com
Cover photo http://sarahelsapinon.com
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I wake up with a song in my head most days. You can have them as ear worms too
I’m listening to an audiobook and the dog died 😭
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m listening to an audiobook and the dog died 😭
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I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I SCREAMED www.instagram.com/reel/DSaex-X...
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My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
December 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
My 14-yo-son has recreated the climax of Back to the Future in gingerbread and I thought you should know.
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Florida city sets up rainbow bike racks after being forced to remove Pride crossings
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/17/st-petersburg-florida-pride-bike-racks-rainbow-crossings/?utm_content=1766260801&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/17/st-petersburg-florida-pride-bike-racks-rainbow-crossings/?utm_content=1766260801&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Florida city sets up rainbow bike racks after having to remove Pride crossings
A city in the US state of Florida has installed rainbow-coloured bike racks after it was forced to remove Pride crossings.
www.thepinknews.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Florida city sets up rainbow bike racks after being forced to remove Pride crossings
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/17/st-petersburg-florida-pride-bike-racks-rainbow-crossings/?utm_content=1766260801&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/12/17/st-petersburg-florida-pride-bike-racks-rainbow-crossings/?utm_content=1766260801&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
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December 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
On time for the #Strictly final. A win for Karen for me.
I’m gonna miss looking at Motsi every week. I’m going to miss Claudia next year
I’m gonna miss looking at Motsi every week. I’m going to miss Claudia next year
December 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
On time for the #Strictly final. A win for Karen for me.
I’m gonna miss looking at Motsi every week. I’m going to miss Claudia next year
I’m gonna miss looking at Motsi every week. I’m going to miss Claudia next year
Fucking HELL it’s cold
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fucking HELL it’s cold
Auntie getting worse, uncle being a dick, mum upset, I’m upset. Them aging sucks and I can’t cope with it
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Auntie getting worse, uncle being a dick, mum upset, I’m upset. Them aging sucks and I can’t cope with it
The fucken clown
Dover ferry passengers hit by delays after IT issues
Dover ferry passengers hit by delays after IT issues
Ferry passengers getting home for Christmas from Dover face delays of up to one hour after French border controls were hit by IT issues.
news.sky.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The fucken clown
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Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
It was oddly fine. Busy, but not mental. No arseholes, no cranberry sauce wars. Odd 👀
We are off to Tesco. I am tired and headachey and there will be people. Pray for them
December 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
It was oddly fine. Busy, but not mental. No arseholes, no cranberry sauce wars. Odd 👀
We are off to Tesco. I am tired and headachey and there will be people. Pray for them
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
We are off to Tesco. I am tired and headachey and there will be people. Pray for them
So there’s technically three, but The Innkeeper would generally refer to the ‘no rooms but I’ve got a stable’ guy. Which means someone made me feel fucking stupid for no reason
This has been niggling for years… you know when you’re telling the nativity story, there’s generally just the one innkeeper yes? Like in a school nativity or whatever
December 20, 2025 at 11:02 AM
So there’s technically three, but The Innkeeper would generally refer to the ‘no rooms but I’ve got a stable’ guy. Which means someone made me feel fucking stupid for no reason
This has been niggling for years… you know when you’re telling the nativity story, there’s generally just the one innkeeper yes? Like in a school nativity or whatever
December 20, 2025 at 9:57 AM
This has been niggling for years… you know when you’re telling the nativity story, there’s generally just the one innkeeper yes? Like in a school nativity or whatever
Oh my good g0d I disturbed the princess by laying down. I swear she tutted as she left
Who is laying on mummy’s bed, right where I need it… BERRY IS
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh my good g0d I disturbed the princess by laying down. I swear she tutted as she left
Who is laying on mummy’s bed, right where I need it… BERRY IS
December 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Who is laying on mummy’s bed, right where I need it… BERRY IS
Apparently it’s the little one, who’s 3ish. He’s full of energy always, even at nursery he runs and jumps everywhere all the time.
If he’s like that, why the fuck is he not exhausted instead of crying all fucking night??
If he’s like that, why the fuck is he not exhausted instead of crying all fucking night??
The noise from upstairs is so bad mum is saying something via message. I swear they’re just jumping up and down on the spot
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Apparently it’s the little one, who’s 3ish. He’s full of energy always, even at nursery he runs and jumps everywhere all the time.
If he’s like that, why the fuck is he not exhausted instead of crying all fucking night??
If he’s like that, why the fuck is he not exhausted instead of crying all fucking night??
Incredible final! Well deserved winner, delighted #CelebMasterChef
Seated and ready for the #CelebMasterChef final. Hoping for a Ginger win
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Incredible final! Well deserved winner, delighted #CelebMasterChef
The noise from upstairs is so bad mum is saying something via message. I swear they’re just jumping up and down on the spot
December 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The noise from upstairs is so bad mum is saying something via message. I swear they’re just jumping up and down on the spot
Seated and ready for the #CelebMasterChef final. Hoping for a Ginger win
December 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Seated and ready for the #CelebMasterChef final. Hoping for a Ginger win
Welcome to another round of Mummy Curl Describes!
Apple with a fuzzy head (food)
Apple with a fuzzy head (food)
December 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Welcome to another round of Mummy Curl Describes!
Apple with a fuzzy head (food)
Apple with a fuzzy head (food)
@piratito.com aha
Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.
Exclusive: David Walliams dropped by publisher over inappropriate behaviour towards women
Telegraph investigation into best-selling children’s author uncovers claims that he ‘harassed’ junior female employees at Harper Collins
www.telegraph.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
@piratito.com aha
Why is everyone talking about Walliams?
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Why is everyone talking about Walliams?