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Noble Savage
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Half-breed phish fan. I like to move.
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Quiet Piggy is my new favorite retort to all MAGATS
November 19, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I cursed myself. Dinner is done, kitchen is clean and we just sat down to watch Pluribis. My 7yo: “dad, I sharted”
Both kids bathed and in pjs before 6pm is a type of high
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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making the Chris Isaak Wicked Game noise when i sit on my balls wrong
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Shout, shout. Let it all out. Your bean casserole we can do without. Come on.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When I play a random mix on Apple Music they’ve started fading (?) the songs together with a slight overlap. Pretty nifty.
November 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Mondays at work always remind me how much happier I am with my ass on a bike seat. #bikesky
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
One Battle After Another is fucking amazing.
November 17, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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ISO: Pair for any night of Trey at the Beacon. Thanks friends. Sorry for being annoying about this for the next couple weeks. 😊
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TAB stash>phish stash
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Found the “ketchup on a hot dog” guy!
Seeing prominent YELLOW on a sammich is an immediate disqualification. Either nasty ass Mustard is involved or some 1/4 cooked busted ass egg. NO THANKS ON BOTH! 🤣👍 I will NOT hear your objections!
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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“I saved fitty men!” - Pope Cotton Hill
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
This was the right choice.
November 14, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Anxiety has me fucked up. I took a mental health day and I’m waiting for the rangers to open the gate at York River SP. Pedaling doesn’t cure anxiety but it sure AF helps. #bikesky
November 14, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I went to an after hours club on Bway in Bmore. Bought my first envelope of K. Stuck my straw in and tooted the entire bag. Woke up to being carried out into the alley.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Everyone everywhere seeing this:
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Bring me more of this energy.
I'm here outside Speaker Johnson’s office because he is starving families and gutting health care to cover up the Epstein Files.

Change my mind.
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
They finally found a White Rock.
PLAYDATE (2025)
Streaming Now
Prime Video
#Playdate
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A little snow on the vehicles in Virginia Beach!
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The shitty part of the shutdown possibly ending is that I’m so pissed at the dems for caving but I just spent the weekend with my buddy that’s been working for free for 39 days, so I get it. Launch all these old fucks into the sun.
November 9, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Does secret junta happen here?
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Morning mug roll call with bonus grits.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Race Day in Rosaryville!
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 AM
In a pitch black portajohn in the woods.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Hitting the road ISO singletrack.
November 7, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Over the last 3 days, #beansky seems to have turned into a thing. Recession indicator?
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM