Darth Gator
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Thank God he's married & has no idea I exist bc if this man even glanced in my direction, I fear even 10 firehose filled with chloroform wouldn't be enough to subdue me. (Respectfully)
January 10, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I think one of the most inconvenient parts of being sick is the brain fog bc I should at least bc able to remember my name but often times I cannot
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I think one of the most inconvenient parts of being sick is the brain fog bc I should at least bc able to remember my name but often times I cannot
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I'll do the hokey pokey but asking me to also turn around is a bit much.
January 10, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I'll do the hokey pokey but asking me to also turn around is a bit much.
January 10, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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NEW: WATCH this four-minute video analysis by the Times proving the Trump administration's statements about the murder of Renee Nicole Good are provable lies. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-new-...
WATCH: New York Times Video Analysis of the Minneapolis Shooting
The Times has just released this video analysis, proving that Trump administration officials lied about the events surrounding the murder of Renee Nicole Good.
www.muellershewrote.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:14 PM
NEW: WATCH this four-minute video analysis by the Times proving the Trump administration's statements about the murder of Renee Nicole Good are provable lies. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-new-...
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This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
Donate to Support for Renee Good’s wife and son, organized by Mattie Weiss
Please support the wife and son of Renee Good as they grapple with the devastating … Mattie Weiss needs your support for Support for Renee Good’s wife and son
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January 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This is a vetted fundraiser for the family of Renee Good, the woman who was killed by ICE in Minneapolis.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 8, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’m either starting my period tomorrow or home alone is a CRIER
December 25, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’m either starting my period tomorrow or home alone is a CRIER
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And Johnny, who did NOT hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit, he did not hit her, he did nahhhht. Oh hi, Mark.
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
And Johnny, who did NOT hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit, he did not hit her, he did nahhhht. Oh hi, Mark.
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a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
a grinch is the offspring of a who and a sneetch. and like a mule, is genetically sterile
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Dress for the job you want
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Dress for the job you want
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You can’t steal a joke from the Simpsons the same way you can’t own the sea or cage the forest
November 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You can’t steal a joke from the Simpsons the same way you can’t own the sea or cage the forest
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If you’re in a room full of everything in existence and you’re not sure what’s food you should eat a member of your own species because you know it won’t be poisonous to your similar body
October 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
If you’re in a room full of everything in existence and you’re not sure what’s food you should eat a member of your own species because you know it won’t be poisonous to your similar body
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you’re like if the body of a lion had the head of a lion and the teeth of a lion and i’m scared
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
you’re like if the body of a lion had the head of a lion and the teeth of a lion and i’m scared
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I’ve never seen it before but I’m watching Blade (1998) for the plot.
the plot:
the plot:
September 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I’ve never seen it before but I’m watching Blade (1998) for the plot.
the plot:
the plot:
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Most exercise I get these days is shaking my head in disbelief
September 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Most exercise I get these days is shaking my head in disbelief
you left your cat outside in the worst rainstorm I’ve ever seen and you think I still wanna bang you? Wrong
September 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
you left your cat outside in the worst rainstorm I’ve ever seen and you think I still wanna bang you? Wrong
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Masked goons are tearing families apart, pulling parents away from their children. The family is attempting to navigate the legal system, but this situation is truly horrifying. I'm genuinely afraid for the future of this country.
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Masked goons are tearing families apart, pulling parents away from their children. The family is attempting to navigate the legal system, but this situation is truly horrifying. I'm genuinely afraid for the future of this country.
I’m gonna get every single ps5 trophy
September 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m gonna get every single ps5 trophy
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i am constantly on the verge of tears
September 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i am constantly on the verge of tears
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Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"
September 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Crockett: "I'm gonna honor someone who decided they were going to proclaim I was involved in the 'great white replacement'? Yeah, I'm not honoring that ... it's unfortunate more of my colleagues even on my side couldn't see the amount of harm this man was attempting to inflict upon our communities"