Man the JW and LDS all out today trying to save souls

These days everyone’s talking about submissions. When are there gonna be dommissions???

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

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Every so often you work on a story and there’s like a giddy feeling you can hardly contain because you all know it’s just an absolute heater. That feeling is something I’ll be chasing for the the rest of my life. Glad to finally be able to share this one with the world.

Is there crash out therapy, because that sounds real good right now

it is still in everyone’s best interests to conduct yourself as if there’s a future

so they're mycoblogging

California DOE fires back against Trump's executive order:

"It does nothing"

"It is against federal law for the White House to dictate what educators can and cannot teach"

Will not comply.

Everyone be bragging about screaming into the void, but they don’t wanna share WHERE this void is. I got some screaming of my own to do, share the deets

Are you the partner who has an unyielding faith in the powers of the dishwasher or are you the one who is suspicious that is can dissolve one grain of salt? There are no in betweens

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