S.M.
@stephen-l-mccavour.bsky.social
Full name on the internet because i am stupid
I love Disco Elysium
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I love Disco Elysium
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I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I promise you, you'll never guess which "politics" they're referring to
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*jolting suddenly awake and bolting rigidly upright in bed* I am going to get into an argument on the internet
December 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
*jolting suddenly awake and bolting rigidly upright in bed* I am going to get into an argument on the internet
What does Jesus' come taste like? Lacroix.
December 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What does Jesus' come taste like? Lacroix.
I followed TMG but he is too prolific a poster and now I'm drowning in his idle musings. There is no sign of land.
December 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I followed TMG but he is too prolific a poster and now I'm drowning in his idle musings. There is no sign of land.
"I've consulted with my top advisors and they've advised that I top you."
December 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
"I've consulted with my top advisors and they've advised that I top you."
Simply having a wonderful christmas time (sarcastic)
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Simply having a wonderful christmas time (sarcastic)
I meet someone
We group up to accomplish long term survival goals
They demonstrate terrible judgement
I leave them
I stumble on their body amidst wild collateral damage, eaten by zombies
I meet someone
We group up to accomplish long term survival goals
They demonstrate terrible judgement
I leave them
I stumble on their body amidst wild collateral damage, eaten by zombies
I meet someone
December 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I meet someone
We group up to accomplish long term survival goals
They demonstrate terrible judgement
I leave them
I stumble on their body amidst wild collateral damage, eaten by zombies
I meet someone
We group up to accomplish long term survival goals
They demonstrate terrible judgement
I leave them
I stumble on their body amidst wild collateral damage, eaten by zombies
I meet someone
Doing the long march down an october highway subsisting entirely on raw macaroni and champagne. One must have keen hearing and cat's eyes, since the housed are eating each other even less subtlety than yesterday, and I'm on the tramp since the towns are stripped bare.
December 18, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Doing the long march down an october highway subsisting entirely on raw macaroni and champagne. One must have keen hearing and cat's eyes, since the housed are eating each other even less subtlety than yesterday, and I'm on the tramp since the towns are stripped bare.
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i think i understand pet play
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
i think i understand pet play
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i got kicked out of the Future Crimes Unit after i dropped my ice cream cone into the precog tank and it killed the weird little guy in it
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i got kicked out of the Future Crimes Unit after i dropped my ice cream cone into the precog tank and it killed the weird little guy in it
Tour of the secret archives. Bus with airport luggage racks. Melted chocolate coin. Hallmark card weather. The irish pub trying to be the place from cheers. It's been such a curated vibe.
December 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Tour of the secret archives. Bus with airport luggage racks. Melted chocolate coin. Hallmark card weather. The irish pub trying to be the place from cheers. It's been such a curated vibe.
This sinus thing is only occupying half my head. No, one quarter. My lower right hemisphere is a mess and the rest is fine.
December 12, 2025 at 8:12 AM
This sinus thing is only occupying half my head. No, one quarter. My lower right hemisphere is a mess and the rest is fine.
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not my liver, not my eagles
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
not my liver, not my eagles
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(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
(writing grimdark fantasy) Goreface sat wetly on the docks, thinking about blood. His face was covered is some kind of shit and so was the rest of him. His dick looked like a door knocker. There were some orcs and dragons on the docks too. They also had shit on them.
Waking up at midnight after a horrible migraine to a text recieved minutes ago. Drunk friend asking "hey what is the name of that terrible gay porno we watched"
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Waking up at midnight after a horrible migraine to a text recieved minutes ago. Drunk friend asking "hey what is the name of that terrible gay porno we watched"
Master
Of
Negative
Space
Of
Negative
Space
December 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Master
Of
Negative
Space
Of
Negative
Space
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Clocking into the pornography factory, punching one of those nudie playing cards instead of a timesheet
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Clocking into the pornography factory, punching one of those nudie playing cards instead of a timesheet
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Every time cate blanchette’s on screen, you gotta say loudly in the movie theater: “dats one classy broad”
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Every time cate blanchette’s on screen, you gotta say loudly in the movie theater: “dats one classy broad”
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The jigsaw puzzle I got for Christmas says 3 Years+
But I finished it in less than a week! RS
But I finished it in less than a week! RS
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The jigsaw puzzle I got for Christmas says 3 Years+
But I finished it in less than a week! RS
But I finished it in less than a week! RS
Thought it was my job as a bar patron to get belligerently drunk but glad the bartender is doing the heavy lifting for us.
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Thought it was my job as a bar patron to get belligerently drunk but glad the bartender is doing the heavy lifting for us.
Last day that, in theory, the bad room mate is around. In the kitchen tidying up after the less bad room mate and thinking about bad room mate's fate, feeling bad for the guy.
He comes in, washes a dish and walks out turning the light off after him. While I was in the room loudly scrubbing. Bruh.
He comes in, washes a dish and walks out turning the light off after him. While I was in the room loudly scrubbing. Bruh.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Last day that, in theory, the bad room mate is around. In the kitchen tidying up after the less bad room mate and thinking about bad room mate's fate, feeling bad for the guy.
He comes in, washes a dish and walks out turning the light off after him. While I was in the room loudly scrubbing. Bruh.
He comes in, washes a dish and walks out turning the light off after him. While I was in the room loudly scrubbing. Bruh.
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