Nurse Smackie
@stinkbird.bsky.social
RN (Real Nuisance) 🕊️ Just a young Aussie battler having a go 🕊️ ENG OK/日本語下手
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happy 1 year anniversary to this comic that still makes the rounds every now and then 😀
January 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
happy 1 year anniversary to this comic that still makes the rounds every now and then 😀
I've been an RN long enough in the same place now that I'm considering going back to civies instead of scrubs so I can stand out like the little freak that I am. Was always a fan of the shorts and polo combo.
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I've been an RN long enough in the same place now that I'm considering going back to civies instead of scrubs so I can stand out like the little freak that I am. Was always a fan of the shorts and polo combo.
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The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
![[Cartoon strip pastiche of the Highway Code, with illustrations describing the text]
[Title panel]:
The Highway Code
Rule number 112b:
LED headlights
In recent years, many
new cars have been fitted with extra-bright LED headlights.
LED headlights increase safety by illuminating every detail of the road ahead
Including the face of the person driving a metal box towards you at a combined speed of 80mph
Whom you have just blinded with your LED headlights.
LED headlights must be fitted at eye-level on a great big murderous wall of car.
[Show a car crumpling into the front of a high-fronted SUV, bathed in light from the blinding headlamps]
They must be permanently on full beam, because you are insane.
And they should be bright enough to make other drivers think they are ascending into a blinding vortex of alien light
Like them old people in the classic Ron Howard film, Cocoon (1985).
[Show illustration of the final scene where the older people on the boat are being yoinked up into the blindingly-illuminated cloaca of the big spaceship]
So remember: you must use LED headlights
To prevent everyone from not crashing into you.
[Image shows this happening]
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreidg3mni5yt6nxmwoqrv66uzimyblbekeeffqwtclshd42bl2cr4qa@jpeg)
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 AM
The Highway Code rule 112b: LED headlights
If you're thinking of getting these for your kids... don't! We had some at home which were medical conference freebies (not expired) and I just so happened to get a phonecall telling me I'm anaemic, so I decided to try one. They taste like wet dog and blood. They're werewolf supplements. Foul.
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
If you're thinking of getting these for your kids... don't! We had some at home which were medical conference freebies (not expired) and I just so happened to get a phonecall telling me I'm anaemic, so I decided to try one. They taste like wet dog and blood. They're werewolf supplements. Foul.
It do be like that sometimes (not today tho I did everything I needed)
December 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It do be like that sometimes (not today tho I did everything I needed)
Got myself another Hobonichi while in Japan and do you think I could remember where the damn shitting hell I stored my covers for it???
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Got myself another Hobonichi while in Japan and do you think I could remember where the damn shitting hell I stored my covers for it???
What's wrong with rich people? If I became a billionaire tomorrow I would simply transform into a real life Santa Claus
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
What's wrong with rich people? If I became a billionaire tomorrow I would simply transform into a real life Santa Claus
I finally understand just having a cup of tea, this is how I know I will be thirty soon
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I finally understand just having a cup of tea, this is how I know I will be thirty soon
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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Nishiko-kun, the mascot of Nishi-Kokobunji in Tokyo, is a stylish, armless character based an ancient roof tile excavated in the area.
October 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Nishiko-kun, the mascot of Nishi-Kokobunji in Tokyo, is a stylish, armless character based an ancient roof tile excavated in the area.
Found an Australian Geographic from 1990 at work
ugh boots
ugh boots
September 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Found an Australian Geographic from 1990 at work
ugh boots
ugh boots
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
Getting off of a Saab 340 Turboprop then immediately going home to contort my spine like a cooked prawn so I can paint dickhead Christmas decorations for SIX HOURS was a bad idea and has destroyed my back
September 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Getting off of a Saab 340 Turboprop then immediately going home to contort my spine like a cooked prawn so I can paint dickhead Christmas decorations for SIX HOURS was a bad idea and has destroyed my back
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Please enjoy one of the sickest pieces of pixel art I've ever seen: "Amiga Lagoon" by Jim Sachs (~1993)
July 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Please enjoy one of the sickest pieces of pixel art I've ever seen: "Amiga Lagoon" by Jim Sachs (~1993)
Trying to say "If there was a Bic Camera in Australia, I'd become poor" for my Japanese homework
Run it through Jisho.org then run it through Google Translate out of curiosity
Spits out "I'm turning into a bimbo" (貧乏 means poor/destitute) followed by "I'm going to die"
Wow thank 日本語上手 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Run it through Jisho.org then run it through Google Translate out of curiosity
Spits out "I'm turning into a bimbo" (貧乏 means poor/destitute) followed by "I'm going to die"
Wow thank 日本語上手 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Jisho.org: Japanese Dictionary
Jisho.org
August 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Trying to say "If there was a Bic Camera in Australia, I'd become poor" for my Japanese homework
Run it through Jisho.org then run it through Google Translate out of curiosity
Spits out "I'm turning into a bimbo" (貧乏 means poor/destitute) followed by "I'm going to die"
Wow thank 日本語上手 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Run it through Jisho.org then run it through Google Translate out of curiosity
Spits out "I'm turning into a bimbo" (貧乏 means poor/destitute) followed by "I'm going to die"
Wow thank 日本語上手 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Trying to get literate, I even struggle with these books
August 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Trying to get literate, I even struggle with these books
If you are Australian or live somewhere where shipping to Australia isn't prohibitively expensive AND you make cool vinyl stickers, drop a link below...I like sticker
August 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
If you are Australian or live somewhere where shipping to Australia isn't prohibitively expensive AND you make cool vinyl stickers, drop a link below...I like sticker
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
More okonomiyaki made with bacon because easy
July 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
More okonomiyaki made with bacon because easy
knowledge is power 💪🏻🔥💯
July 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
knowledge is power 💪🏻🔥💯
The rats chewing through the walls of J.K.Rowling's mansion
July 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The rats chewing through the walls of J.K.Rowling's mansion
Made okonomiyaki. Ignore surgical scissors, the house is full of them.
July 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Made okonomiyaki. Ignore surgical scissors, the house is full of them.
My Death Stranding 2 experience thus far youtu.be/yuFvntQ19cI
Lisa Simpson I Need Some Shoes
YouTube video by Rob Martin
youtu.be
June 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My Death Stranding 2 experience thus far youtu.be/yuFvntQ19cI
Early shift to nap to feeling violently ill pipeline is real
June 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Early shift to nap to feeling violently ill pipeline is real
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