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practicing their camo indexes
January 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
practicing their camo indexes
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i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Here are some nice mushrooms
January 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again
December 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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Sadly, this is the case for far too many people.
December 21, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Sadly, this is the case for far too many people.
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We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
December 21, 2024 at 6:42 PM
We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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good morning blueskiers
the loaf is back
the loaf is back
December 22, 2024 at 1:40 PM
good morning blueskiers
the loaf is back
the loaf is back
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[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
December 22, 2024 at 3:28 PM
[a horse walks into a bar]
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
bartender: what can i get you
horse: what no that’s not how this format goes you’re supposed to say why the long f… you know what nvm just show me where i can get some water
bartender: i could but then i can’t make you drink
horse: what
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Trust my gut? I don’t think so…I can’t even trust it with cream-based soups
December 4, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Trust my gut? I don’t think so…I can’t even trust it with cream-based soups
Spotify Wrapped came out 💀43,762 minutes
December 4, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Spotify Wrapped came out 💀43,762 minutes
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Was sad, got myself a treat :)
November 27, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Was sad, got myself a treat :)
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my fav Disney Princess is the Italian chef who set out a candlelit meal for two dogs and then serenaded them until they kissed. dude was on the clock. he had an accordion. legendary.
November 27, 2024 at 5:16 AM
my fav Disney Princess is the Italian chef who set out a candlelit meal for two dogs and then serenaded them until they kissed. dude was on the clock. he had an accordion. legendary.
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At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
November 26, 2024 at 5:52 PM
At the end of the day, don’t we all just want a bookshelf with a rolling ladder?
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Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
November 27, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Me: I cleared the table for dessert.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?
Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!
Her: What…Why???
Me: You have to let them linger.
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Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
November 26, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Just a reminder that there’s an app available for your TV called PBS RETRO where you can watch all sorts of wonderful old pbs shows like Mr. Rogers and Reading Rainbow, you know, in case you might need that sort of energy right now
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I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s
November 26, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I kept hearing my cat chewing last night under the bed and finally I checked it out and he had been eating an entire box of Cheez It’s