8va
@stk8va.bsky.social
30 he/him
Musician on guitar/trumpet/bass/writing stuff
Luigi in Melee/P+, Kirby in Smash 64
PlayStation and Nintendo speedrunner
Musician on guitar/trumpet/bass/writing stuff
Luigi in Melee/P+, Kirby in Smash 64
PlayStation and Nintendo speedrunner
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look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Snapped my losing streak against shoelegend tonight… huge
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Snapped my losing streak against shoelegend tonight… huge
i say "sorry i ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR" year-round and i'm not sorry about it
December 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i say "sorry i ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the VCR" year-round and i'm not sorry about it
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mdva melee got the transest of transfems dapping eachother up and the straightest dudes you've ever seen dropping :3's all over what a beautiful place
December 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
mdva melee got the transest of transfems dapping eachother up and the straightest dudes you've ever seen dropping :3's all over what a beautiful place
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When you call a helpline and have to tell a clanker to transfer you to a human
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When you call a helpline and have to tell a clanker to transfer you to a human
2025 was weird. I got to showcase my weird speedrun record at GDQ, got closer with melee people, played more music, and bought a house with huge assistance from a couple grants.
But there were health scares for both my wife and one of our cats, and the most stressful time at work I've ever had. idk
But there were health scares for both my wife and one of our cats, and the most stressful time at work I've ever had. idk
December 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
2025 was weird. I got to showcase my weird speedrun record at GDQ, got closer with melee people, played more music, and bought a house with huge assistance from a couple grants.
But there were health scares for both my wife and one of our cats, and the most stressful time at work I've ever had. idk
But there were health scares for both my wife and one of our cats, and the most stressful time at work I've ever had. idk
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Obsessed with these in particular.
December 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Obsessed with these in particular.
"i asked chatgpt to..." shut up dude i asked shoelegend if he wanted to go to battlefield and he said "let's strike" and then we went to battlefield anyway
December 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
"i asked chatgpt to..." shut up dude i asked shoelegend if he wanted to go to battlefield and he said "let's strike" and then we went to battlefield anyway
How about we ban the chatbots for all generations
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
How about we ban the chatbots for all generations
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Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Protect Trans Care Now
As wave after wave of extreme measures to criminalize and strip trans people of rights and safety continue, tell Congress to act.
action.aclu.org
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Tomorrow, the House of Representatives will vote on a bill that bans gender-affirming medical care for any transgender person under 18, and threatens any medical professional providing this care to youth with 10 years in prison.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Tell Congress to protect trans youth and vote NO.
Had a nice run at the local last night, but unfortunately my shoelegend loss streak is in the double digits and might be over two years long now lmao
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Had a nice run at the local last night, but unfortunately my shoelegend loss streak is in the double digits and might be over two years long now lmao
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with temporary Moneybags dialogues from the Spyro 3 prototype like “Pay me fat duckets or the chick dies.” and “piss off”
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
December 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with temporary Moneybags dialogues from the Spyro 3 prototype like “Pay me fat duckets or the chick dies.” and “piss off”
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Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Generative AI placeholders could never come up with something like this unhinged banger that never got changed in N64's California Speed
this is gonna be the least christmasy christmas ever because we'll be closing/moving into the new place. i'll take that trade lol
December 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
this is gonna be the least christmasy christmas ever because we'll be closing/moving into the new place. i'll take that trade lol
DRAKE “LEAD BLOCKER” MAYE
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
DRAKE “LEAD BLOCKER” MAYE
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
I have only ever rooted for the Colts two times and Philip Rivers has been part of it each time. Yeehaw
December 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have only ever rooted for the Colts two times and Philip Rivers has been part of it each time. Yeehaw
I’m starting to dislike the fact that my success in melee is determined by how much my opponent lets me mash my face into the controller
December 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m starting to dislike the fact that my success in melee is determined by how much my opponent lets me mash my face into the controller
my apple music replay is incredibly cursed and i will be posting it nowhere, but thank you @lookparkmusic.com for writing cemetery guns and amity gardens and you can come round if you want to and also a bunch of other songs too
December 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
my apple music replay is incredibly cursed and i will be posting it nowhere, but thank you @lookparkmusic.com for writing cemetery guns and amity gardens and you can come round if you want to and also a bunch of other songs too
The amount of words and characters (including spaces) in this tweet is no coincidence
Embarrassing to be an American right now
Embarrassing to be an American right now
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The amount of words and characters (including spaces) in this tweet is no coincidence
Embarrassing to be an American right now
Embarrassing to be an American right now
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If you're having a rough day, I offer you this image of Pikachu that appears when you use a Game Boy Printer to print off your certificate for "catching 'em all" in Pokémon Yellow.
HE believes in you.
HE believes in you.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If you're having a rough day, I offer you this image of Pikachu that appears when you use a Game Boy Printer to print off your certificate for "catching 'em all" in Pokémon Yellow.
HE believes in you.
HE believes in you.
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Please make sure to support your trans friends, family, and peers. Sending my best wishes to all of the lovely transgender people today.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Please make sure to support your trans friends, family, and peers. Sending my best wishes to all of the lovely transgender people today.
Forming a CAKE cover band. Auditions open for vibraslap.
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Forming a CAKE cover band. Auditions open for vibraslap.