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Alex Priest
@stopthatalex.bsky.social
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(he/him) Freelance illustrator/rock-cellist for hire. Perpetual procrastination machine.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · 15d
Talk about horror versions of Pokémon and Animal Crossing reminded me of this thing I did a while back, figuring that AC: New Horizons was ripe for a cosmic horror spin-off…
The title page for ANIMAL CROSSING: EVENT HORIZON Isabelle in the captain’s chair, babbling happily about not needing eyes to see after gouging her own ones out.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · 16d
Technologically advance a band:

SMSing Heads
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 17d
Technologically advance a band:

Sex Rayguns
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17d
Queens of the Bronze Age
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Sep 3
Good lord this is AMAZING
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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · Apr 9
The TERFs (2019)
Terfette (JK Rowling) and Shit-For-Brainy Terf (Graham Linehan) turn an dial that says "transphobia" on it and constantly look back at the audience for approval like a contestant on whatever British assholes watch instead of Price is Right BONUS FEATURE: Dave Chappelle in One Jokey"s Final Hour
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Aug 21
Wow! I recognise - and own! - so many comics with these logos. Amazing work!
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Aug 13
Slightly diminish a band: Radioneck
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Pia Guerra @piaguerra.bsky.social · Aug 13
Slightly diminish a band: The Bike Police
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Aug 13
slightly diminish a band: Frankie Goes To Schenectady
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Robert Moore @koboldcoat.itch.io · Aug 9
But when are we getting the Kill Six Billion Demons animated show
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jul 31
Comics will Kick Your Ass.
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your #3 source for absurdist true crime 🔨 @davidgerard.co.uk · Jul 1
"The modern tech industry is, by the standards of capitalism, unusually dependent on a cult of personality built around a few extremely rich, very stupid white men ... attacking the tech industry means stripping these people of their aura of invulnerability"

deadsimpletech.com/blog/vulgar_...
Vulgar, horny and threatening | deadSimpleTech
In short, there are three major avenues of opposition to the tech industry: the vulgar, the horny and the threatening, mapping to attacks on the tech industry's luminaries from below, horizontally and...
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jul 17
Oh my god, please do! I might give it a go as well.
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lilampki @lilampki.bsky.social · Mar 21
going to big Tesco, anyone need anything?
Front of The Oldest House from CONTROL with "BIG TESCO" scrawled across in a title card fashion. The Tesco extra logo can be seen on the front of the building.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jul 16
God, it's the worst when you have to do the Big Shop and end up being chosen by the Service Barcode Scanner to become the new Manager in order to vanquish the infestation of otherworldly shoplifters.

Ugh.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jul 8
🎶There are dinosaurs
In Jurassic Park
What could possibly go wrong?🎶
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jul 7
There's something just innately satisfying to me about the double-tap of the space bar when finishing a thought that I'm trying to untrain in myself.

Thankfully, most word processing software can fix it automatically for me when I slip up...
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jul 3
I think KEEPING a job in videogames is probably a more valuable skill at this point.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jul 2
Warwick Caldwell Johnson, maybe? Same high-energy exaggeration vibe, but coming from from a different angle.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 26
This is all the fault of the magnificent @pseudonymjones.bsky.social
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 24
Using #makeaterriblecomicday2025 as an excuse ignore the internal critic and get something out of my head.

Inspired by COLD REACTOR by Everything Everything
4-panel strip illustrating the opening lyrics of COLD REACTOR by Everything Everything: So we built the mountain By digging an almighty hole And on our backs, we carried every rock and stone But now, the hole is deeper Than anybody ever planned And we're blocking out the sun
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 19
Came here to post this, remember it being publicised as Marvel's version of Frank Miller's Dark Knight. Which is a bit of a stretch...
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 16
I like the idea of evangelical christians and mall goths existing as mythical cryptids, only talked of in hushed rumours and occasionally captured in blurry, shaky phone cam footage.

Like bigfoot, but with more tracts and wallet chains.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 16
Makes an amazing double feature with Alfred Hitchcock's REAR WINDOWLICKER
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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · Jun 15
Come to Daddy Day Care (1997)
A bunch of weird looking children, hungry for souls, pause from making moderately accessible electronic music to torture Eddie Murphy
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 16
NGL, I can only imagine how weird it must be for anyone looking in from the outside. I was maybe 10 when it occurred to me that there were people out there who WEREN'T Christian and it blew my tiny mind.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 16
I'm an ex worship leader, and I was lucky enough to play with musicians who enjoyed secular music and took it as inspiration. But there are absolutely folk out there who will listen to nothing but CCM, and that used to baffle me even when I was part of a church community.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 16
And those with a particularly performative evangelical strain of Christianity will listen to it in front of others, partly to demonstrate how cool CCM is to non-believers and partly to show off their own piousness.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 16
Outside of church, CCM is supposed to exist as an alternative to secular pop/rock but with all the potentially blasphemous and challenging content filed off.
In order to avoid potentially satanic media getting a foothold in a pure Christian mind, some folk listen to nothing but CCM.
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Alex Priest @stopthatalex.bsky.social · Jun 16
If it's your sort of spiritual ballad with an uplifting chorus, all the better. Anything that can be belted outnwith your eyes closed and arms in the air is a winner.
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