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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎

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𝘗𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥'𝘴 𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘦𝘹𝘶𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥. Happy Spooky Season to all who celebrate! I post about politics, tech, and why you should hate LLM AIs :) Amateur cool guy, hoping to one day go pro... He / Him

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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · Sep 4

Hearing about all the various AI related insider dealing, I have come to believe that the global economy is now a zen koan: the ass that fucks itself...

𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 5h

Greg Abbot is an infirm old man in a wheelchair who would be defeated by a 13 year old girl in single combat.

Maybe he shouldn't talk like that, ever.

𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 5h

oh shit!

Robert and Cody Read Ben Shapiro's New Book | BEHIND THE BASTARDS

YouTube video by Behind the Bastards

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HerRoyalBOO👻bies @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 11h

The cops retreating while these guys advance is hysterically funny.

Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · 11h

MULTIPLYING PROTEST FROGS

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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 10h

[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.

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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 19h

It's funny how you could just watch a movie that's actually a good movie in addition to "being a great audio visual experience"

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 23h

this is a special episode for those of you who want to hear me critique Ben Shapiro's knowledge of Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, and Rudyard Kipling

Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 1d

New Behind the Bastards 📖

Robert and Cody Johnston sit down to read Ben Shapiro's latest non-fiction book, which seems to be based entirely on him not understanding how lions work.

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 1d

Robert F. Kennedy, Inspector Genital

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

i’ll never get over this

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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 1d

It's almost on the level of the reverse Trent Reznor, which would be Ron Zertnert

𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 1d

Why does she look like a Titan?

𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 1d

I added The Addams Family to my Halloween movie wheel, so there!

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404 Media @404media.co · 1d

BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

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The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare

A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...

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emily moonlight @threnody.bsky.social · 1d

just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”

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Lucius Fox In The Box @carnegro.bsky.social · 1d

Pope Leo is spitting.

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Leo questioned a world where the wealth of the elite grows
"exponentially" while many "millions of people die of hunger or survive in conditions unfit for human beings." He also criticized "ideologies that defend the absolute autonomy of the marketplace and financial speculation,"
with false promises "that a free-market economy will automatically solve the problem of poverty."

Leo described a "new tyranny," which shuns any kind of oversight and where the economy is structured "in such a way that sacrifices are demanded of the masses in order to serve the needs of the powerful." The poor, he wrote, are only allowed "drops that trickle down."

The pope openly challenged "prosperity theology" and called Christians to the practice of giving charity. "It will not solve the problem of world poverty, yet it must still be carried out, with intelligence, diligence and social responsibility," he wrote.

Popular movements that challenge "the empire of money," invite people to take on the cause to combat poverty alongside the poor, instead of on their behalf, and "make history," the pope said. It our duty, Leo said, to "make their voices heard, albeit in different ways, in order to point out and denounce such structural issues, even at the cost of appearing foolish or naïve."

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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes being the best cat in the world requires disrupting normal sleep, but that's just part of life in the big leagues...

Moxie the cat, laying sideways on top of my comforter and looking cute as can be

𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 1d

That's too much money for the theatrical cut, which is too short and fucked up and missing John Malkovich entirely

𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 1d

OMG 0/10, Godot NEVER SHOWS UP! /s

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Heidi MacDonald @comixace.bsky.social · 2d

Todd McFarlane talks about how 10 people may be more talent than him and he's the 11th guy, but when someone asks for someone to do a job he's the one who speaks up, so he gets the job.

ME: This is actually, super accurate advice. Go for it! Take a chance.
#nycc #retailerday

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𝚂𝚞𝚋𝚞𝚛𝚋𝚊𝚗 𝚅𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚎 @suburban-vampire.bsky.social · 1d

I switched over to Windows 10 LTSC IoT specifically to avoid all the garbage changes in 11.

LTSC IoT has support until 2032

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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 2d

Adelita Grijalva won her election fair and square.

Now House Speaker Mike Johnson is refusing to swear her in because she would be the final signature to release the Epstein files.

Mr. Speaker, respect democracy. Obey the law. Swear Representative Grijalva in immediately.