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bobby switchblade
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people are losing their right to exist but at least groceries are more expensive
January 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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just for clarity this one will be a death camp and it is incumbent upon all of us to do literally whatever we can to stop this and gunk up the gears of this death machine
January 29, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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some of you are stealing depression valor. you are fine
January 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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You can’t claim to “back the blue” and pardon those who assaulted law enforcement. It’s that simple.
January 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
im literally at a loss for why no one will fucking DO ANYTHING about trump and musk
January 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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everything is bad
January 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I love red note, the people are so nice there
January 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
dealing with the tiktok ban/overwhelming sense of doom for the country by attempting to make homemade bagels and cream cheese
January 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I really want to delete my fb account, but stupid marketplace and the groups I'm in have me in a chokehold
January 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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it’s so sick how republicans get to do a million free illegal activities with zero problems and democrats sit around twiddling their thumbs and never get to do cool shit like this
January 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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over under on little red book app ban?
January 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
damn tiktok ban means I'm gonna have to reinstall tumblr again doesn't it...
January 13, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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*adds you to my database*
January 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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this is a dril tweet
December 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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[with dying breath] Tell my wife that I loved…the shareholders
December 18, 2024 at 4:54 AM
was no one going to tell me trixie mattel is from wausaukee, wi ??¿
December 1, 2024 at 12:48 AM
leaving my cat with my parents for 3 weeks starting tomorrow, I'm gonna cry bro
December 1, 2024 at 12:26 AM
I got engaged one (1) month ago and ppl really expect me to have the entire wedding planned already, I hate this
December 1, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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They should make cars with turn signals.
November 30, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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while dating: my beauotiful girlfriend,

while engaged: my perfect fiancee,

5 minutes into being married: my bitch wife,
November 26, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to provide more value for shareholders
November 26, 2024 at 3:25 PM
much like icarus flew too close to the sun, I let my greed get the best of me and I fear I ate far too many fruit snacks tonight
November 18, 2024 at 2:20 AM
important meeting with my bosses today to discuss a project... and of course my alarm didn't go off this morning
November 15, 2024 at 1:57 PM