Regicidal Fox
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Regicidal Fox
@suicidalfox.bsky.social
· Feb 14
Just in case it's not clear, in spite of my user name, I do not actually celebrate or even condone suicide. If you are in the US and having suicidal thoughts, call the National Suicide & Crisis Hotline at 988. Remember, the world is a better place because you are in it!
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I know we have a lot going on right now but I don’t want to lose sight of the fact that “caregiver” and “caretaker” should mean opposite things.
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I know we have a lot going on right now but I don’t want to lose sight of the fact that “caregiver” and “caretaker” should mean opposite things.
God: "You know that song 'We Built This City'?"
Me: "Yeah?"
God: "Play it for me."
Me: "Um, sure?" (pulls out phone)
Phone: "We built this city! We built this city on rock and roll!"
God: "Bring it... closer. I shall make use of this."
Captain Kirk: "Excuse me! What does God need with Starship?"
Me: "Yeah?"
God: "Play it for me."
Me: "Um, sure?" (pulls out phone)
Phone: "We built this city! We built this city on rock and roll!"
God: "Bring it... closer. I shall make use of this."
Captain Kirk: "Excuse me! What does God need with Starship?"
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 PM
God: "You know that song 'We Built This City'?"
Me: "Yeah?"
God: "Play it for me."
Me: "Um, sure?" (pulls out phone)
Phone: "We built this city! We built this city on rock and roll!"
God: "Bring it... closer. I shall make use of this."
Captain Kirk: "Excuse me! What does God need with Starship?"
Me: "Yeah?"
God: "Play it for me."
Me: "Um, sure?" (pulls out phone)
Phone: "We built this city! We built this city on rock and roll!"
God: "Bring it... closer. I shall make use of this."
Captain Kirk: "Excuse me! What does God need with Starship?"
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I just want to point out that I predicted the vegetarian French wolf back in 2013.
December 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I just want to point out that I predicted the vegetarian French wolf back in 2013.
Why do they call it summer sausage if people only eat it in winter?
(Alarms sound, lights flash, balloons fall from ceiling along with a banner that reads “Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000th person to make this joke!”)
(Alarms sound, lights flash, balloons fall from ceiling along with a banner that reads “Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000th person to make this joke!”)
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Why do they call it summer sausage if people only eat it in winter?
(Alarms sound, lights flash, balloons fall from ceiling along with a banner that reads “Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000th person to make this joke!”)
(Alarms sound, lights flash, balloons fall from ceiling along with a banner that reads “Congratulations! You are the 1,000,000th person to make this joke!”)
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A loss on par with the Alexandria fire.
December 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
A loss on par with the Alexandria fire.
Apparently the state my parents live in now has age verification laws for porn sites. And yes, I tried looking at porn on Christmas, so what? Doesn’t everyone look at porn on Christmas? If not, then how do you explain this popular Christmas song?
December 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Apparently the state my parents live in now has age verification laws for porn sites. And yes, I tried looking at porn on Christmas, so what? Doesn’t everyone look at porn on Christmas? If not, then how do you explain this popular Christmas song?
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I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!
I was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future last night! Well actually, it was just some dude, but he pointed out that we all die so he would be a ghost in the future so it was technically true. Then he robbed me. Not sure what I was supposed to learn from this.
December 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I was visited by the Ghost of Christmas Future last night! Well actually, it was just some dude, but he pointed out that we all die so he would be a ghost in the future so it was technically true. Then he robbed me. Not sure what I was supposed to learn from this.
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A 22mm socket fits on the Tabasco cap just in case anybody needs to know that. Not sure what the torque specs are though.
December 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
A 22mm socket fits on the Tabasco cap just in case anybody needs to know that. Not sure what the torque specs are though.
“The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to ”
Movies hadn’t been invented yet when I was ten but this phenakistoscope was pretty popular:
Movies hadn’t been invented yet when I was ten but this phenakistoscope was pretty popular:
December 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to ”
Movies hadn’t been invented yet when I was ten but this phenakistoscope was pretty popular:
Movies hadn’t been invented yet when I was ten but this phenakistoscope was pretty popular:
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It's a Cat in the Hat... kinda. XD
#cashmeresky #cat #cartoon #furry #anthro #comic #webcomic #graphicnovel #illustration
#cashmeresky #cat #cartoon #furry #anthro #comic #webcomic #graphicnovel #illustration
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's a Cat in the Hat... kinda. XD
#cashmeresky #cat #cartoon #furry #anthro #comic #webcomic #graphicnovel #illustration
#cashmeresky #cat #cartoon #furry #anthro #comic #webcomic #graphicnovel #illustration
Happy tenth anniversary to The Force Awakens
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Happy tenth anniversary to The Force Awakens
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Furballs No. 278! Thanks for reading! You can read new comic strips three times a week, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, so be sure to follow along so you don't miss a single strip!
This comic is for all ages. 🐶🐱
#comicstrip #comic #webcomic #pets #dogs #cats #animals #cartoon
This comic is for all ages. 🐶🐱
#comicstrip #comic #webcomic #pets #dogs #cats #animals #cartoon
December 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Rob Reiner in Batman
(The Penguin Declines; January 18, 1967)
(The Penguin Declines; January 18, 1967)
December 17, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Rob Reiner in Batman
(The Penguin Declines; January 18, 1967)
(The Penguin Declines; January 18, 1967)
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I don’t think I’d like feasting on the bones of my enemies. The chicken nuggets of my enemies maybe.
December 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t think I’d like feasting on the bones of my enemies. The chicken nuggets of my enemies maybe.
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who wore it best?
December 16, 2025 at 4:55 AM
who wore it best?
Been watching old episodes of Yogi Bear on Saturday mornings and it is driving me nuts that there is an alligator character based on Alfred Hitchcock and they named him Alfie Gator and not Alfred Hitchcroc
December 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Been watching old episodes of Yogi Bear on Saturday mornings and it is driving me nuts that there is an alligator character based on Alfred Hitchcock and they named him Alfie Gator and not Alfred Hitchcroc
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Enjoy our mega-chill song "Fretless" and its extremely striking visual made from found slides projected onto stuff.
You will find this track among the literal hours of music you will get in exchange for a measly $8.05 (which we then give to charity)
You will find this track among the literal hours of music you will get in exchange for a measly $8.05 (which we then give to charity)
If you've wanted to pick up an album of ours, you can buy our digital discography (14 albums) for $8.05. This month we're donating all money made to Ethos Music and Urban Gleaners in Portland.
thevardamanensemble.bandcamp.com
Here's an older vid for you.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Wf...
thevardamanensemble.bandcamp.com
Here's an older vid for you.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Wf...
The Vardaman Ensemble -- Fretless
YouTube video by The Vardaman Ensemble
m.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Enjoy our mega-chill song "Fretless" and its extremely striking visual made from found slides projected onto stuff.
You will find this track among the literal hours of music you will get in exchange for a measly $8.05 (which we then give to charity)
You will find this track among the literal hours of music you will get in exchange for a measly $8.05 (which we then give to charity)
“What is that?”
“It’s a major award!”
Narrator: The entire neighborhood was turned On.
“It’s a major award!”
Narrator: The entire neighborhood was turned On.
December 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“What is that?”
“It’s a major award!”
Narrator: The entire neighborhood was turned On.
“It’s a major award!”
Narrator: The entire neighborhood was turned On.
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"Breakfast is good. Lunch is evil."
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"Breakfast is good. Lunch is evil."
Paging @kangamutt.bsky.social !
It’s not exactly a Citroen Ami, but it’s almost identical: gizmodo.com/fiat-will-se...
It’s not exactly a Citroen Ami, but it’s almost identical: gizmodo.com/fiat-will-se...
Fiat Will Sell Tiny EV in the U.S. With a 28 MPH Top Speed
It's morning in America for cute little cars that Americans have historically rejected.
gizmodo.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Paging @kangamutt.bsky.social !
It’s not exactly a Citroen Ami, but it’s almost identical: gizmodo.com/fiat-will-se...
It’s not exactly a Citroen Ami, but it’s almost identical: gizmodo.com/fiat-will-se...
I don’t know when it happened, but at some point the rules changed and now we live in a world where clowns are scary and skeletons are funny.
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I don’t know when it happened, but at some point the rules changed and now we live in a world where clowns are scary and skeletons are funny.