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bigesqbae.bsky.social
Me to Capricorn men. At all times.

This is not a safe space for you. I am KDot and you are Drake lmao.
February 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
suicidebiscuit.bsky.social
Imagine having an ex that's so hot that the breakup put you in therapy

(I'm in therapy)
January 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
suicidebiscuit.bsky.social
I feel like I can get my non-smoking dad to start vaping
January 19, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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jramseyi.bsky.social
Pet Dragon 🌿
DIgital illustration of a white dragon in a glass jar. The jar has a leather band and a cork at the top. Green leaves decorate the edges of the composition.
January 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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krassenstein.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
suicidebiscuit.bsky.social
Today I found out that whenever my ex posts something, the first person to like his posts is..my other ex
January 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
suicidebiscuit.bsky.social
I want a relationship like Scott Pilgrim and Ramona Flowers 😭
January 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
suicidebiscuit.bsky.social
This year, I am regressing back into unhealthy habits so I can find a semblance of comfort ✌️
January 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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miomancer.bsky.social
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
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arlecchumi.bsky.social
MERRY SNIFFMAS!!! 🐾
December 26, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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nellucnhoj.bsky.social
Happy Filling Your Steam Basket With Games to Bookmark Them For Future Purchase Before The Winter Sale Is Over to all who celebrate.
December 25, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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astrojaz.bsky.social
a breathtaking photo of the aurora over earth from space 🌌

📸: thomas pesquet
A picture of the green and red aurora above earth from space. It is nighttime on Earth, some lights are visible. Some stars are visible in the background.
December 19, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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jonathanslater.bsky.social
My wife left me because of my obsession with pasta.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
December 20, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk
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CEO Motivates Self By Keeping Own Photo On Desk -The Onion
December 18, 2024 at 6:53 PM
suicidebiscuit.bsky.social
I've been dipping into my savings so casually this month, hoooooly shit
December 15, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Take Me To Your Girlboss
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Take Me To Your Girlboss By Commander Byxxurian -The Onion
December 13, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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lilblackheart.bsky.social
my sex tape is just me saying “fuck that’s good” as i sip my coffee.
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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Somebody Should Do Something About All The Problems
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December 9, 2024 at 12:28 AM
suicidebiscuit.bsky.social
The Arcane s2 soundtrack during work is really helping me forget today is Monday
December 9, 2024 at 5:53 AM
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drjackbrown.bsky.social
"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
John Lennon, playing guitar, studio recording, circa 1969
December 8, 2024 at 2:52 PM
suicidebiscuit.bsky.social
Should not have abused coffee as a teen. I need it now and all it does is give me panic attacks :(
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
before coffee: I hate everything

after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser
December 4, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’
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Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’
December 3, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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meyoco.bsky.social
space gardener 🌿🌸🪼
A girl with short pink bejeweled hair. She wears an astronaut costume. Her helmet is filled with puffs of lilac smoke. Around her, floral jellyfishes are floating and pastel clouds are swirling.
December 3, 2024 at 5:55 PM