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𓅅Fujoletarian Vanguard Party Chair𓅅
🔞 fu[\0]shi
AI-phobic
what if kurimanjū was they but also girl but also neither both

-bay area
-employed/educated/trained NEET
-bloc party fan
-feds can ask for signal
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can you do this to me
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November 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Having to set up a Microsoft account, an Xbox Live account, and a Minecraft account all while my children are screaming at me that they want to play RIGHT NOW.
November 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Humans have a very, very hard time understanding that the person they like might be an abhorrent piece of shit.

In the age of parasocial relationships, everyone becomes the neighbor of the serial killer who is shocked at what the nice young man supposedly did.
June 18, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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Everybody wants the elf girl with a weird pussy
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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discovery feed circumventing disabled replies and quotes by just sort of going to your house and yelling
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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October 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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catcher in the rye quote except instead of pretending to be deaf-mute its moving accounts and pretending not to speak english
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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"ah pq não sei o que lá eu nasci na época errada" pois eu nasci na certa

nasci pra ver edit de batman e superman ao som de humilde residência - michel teló
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Androgyne folks can and do enjoy not showering and they’re still androgyne because not showering isn’t inherently slur-laden
November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Avatar: Fire and Ash in 4DX will allow audiences to experience the hair bonding scenes themselves, using groundbreaking new milking technologies

(Source: tinyurl.com/3tjr5j4p)
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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beato
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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it's not the greasons yet but I realized this wasnt posted with my art tag yet
#roseart
July 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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she jessie on my gender until I make thought slime
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
"Around the girl in 80 ways
Take her out tonight"
"difficult, difficult, lemon, difficult"
November 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery

“‘I’m not going to ride on a magic carpet!’ he hissed. ‘I’m afraid of grounds!’

‘You mean heights,’ said Conina. ‘And stop being silly.’

‘I know what I mean! It’s the grounds that kill you.’”
Discworld QOTD, from Interesting Times

“‘Am I alone in thinking, by the way, that it doesn’t add to the status of the University to have an ape on the faculty?’

‘Yes,’ said Ridcully flatly. ‘You are. We’ve got the only librarian who can rip off your arm with his leg. People respect that.’”
Discworld QOTD, from The Color of Magic
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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You could never get away with doing a shonen manga like Chainsaw Man if it was about a teenage *girl* getting groomed by an older *man*. Because then it would be shoujo instead. You wouldn't even need to girl the boy, actually
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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distractingly chill Batman
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM