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aaron
@prettyobvious.bsky.social
· Oct 17
elden ring bro elden ring
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imagining Jack Black carefully watching presidential polling and when it hits below 40% he picks up that phone
Tenacious D will return: Jack Black and Kyle Gass ‘hashed it out’ after Trump joke controversy
Tenacious D will return: Jack Black and Kyle Gass ‘hashed it out’ after Trump joke controversy
The band went on hiatus after outrage over onstage joke in 2024, but Gass confirms the band will return, saying ‘It was hard. It is like a marriage’
www.theguardian.com
January 22, 2026 at 1:48 PM
imagining Jack Black carefully watching presidential polling and when it hits below 40% he picks up that phone
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Breaking NYT:
The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
F.B.I. Agent Who Tried to Investigate ICE Officer in Shooting Resigns
www.nytimes.com
January 23, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Breaking NYT:
The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
The FBI agent who sought to investigate the federal immigration officer who fatally shot Renee Good has resigned from the bureau, according to two people familiar with the matter, after leadership pressured her to discontinue a civil rights inquiry into the officer.
goin 2 see Sinners again cause i was kinda distracted from me and my girlfriend getting harassed in the lobby the first time we saw it
January 23, 2026 at 8:50 PM
goin 2 see Sinners again cause i was kinda distracted from me and my girlfriend getting harassed in the lobby the first time we saw it
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"Environmental Insurrectionist" is a great example of how the right can only learn new words when they're being used to accuse them of crimes and then they only learn their meaning well enough to turn the accusation on their enemies
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"Environmental Insurrectionist" is a great example of how the right can only learn new words when they're being used to accuse them of crimes and then they only learn their meaning well enough to turn the accusation on their enemies
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The ebay seller might have scammed me and sent me a used ouya instead of factory sealed (dw i'm filing a dispute) but honestly this moment was worth it
January 11, 2026 at 2:48 AM
The ebay seller might have scammed me and sent me a used ouya instead of factory sealed (dw i'm filing a dispute) but honestly this moment was worth it
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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 & KNUCKLES #SonictheHedgehog #Sonic
January 23, 2026 at 4:40 PM
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 & KNUCKLES #SonictheHedgehog #Sonic
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In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario Galaxy, the ending can now be seen in a higher resolution. This reveals that two Toads that appeared to be running joyfully around a statue before are actually gliding around the statue in T-poses.
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
In the Nintendo Switch version of Super Mario Galaxy, the ending can now be seen in a higher resolution. This reveals that two Toads that appeared to be running joyfully around a statue before are actually gliding around the statue in T-poses.
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the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit
January 23, 2026 at 12:33 AM
the Bulgaria instagram account just posts deranged shit
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do you think he realizes he talks like a parody of himself
January 23, 2026 at 7:39 AM
do you think he realizes he talks like a parody of himself
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you cant understand the fucking fear i went through
December 22, 2025 at 7:49 AM
you cant understand the fucking fear i went through
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one of the greatest accounts to ever exist on line
January 23, 2026 at 3:18 AM
one of the greatest accounts to ever exist on line
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you've chosen MIDDLE II difficulty.
- enemy damage is REDUCED to 90%
- health potions spawn SELDOM
- mana potions spawn CONSTANTLY
- gym fees are MANUALLY cancellable
- you CANNOT get pregnant
- ULTRA GREG will not spawn until dusk
- enemy damage is REDUCED to 90%
- health potions spawn SELDOM
- mana potions spawn CONSTANTLY
- gym fees are MANUALLY cancellable
- you CANNOT get pregnant
- ULTRA GREG will not spawn until dusk
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
you've chosen MIDDLE II difficulty.
- enemy damage is REDUCED to 90%
- health potions spawn SELDOM
- mana potions spawn CONSTANTLY
- gym fees are MANUALLY cancellable
- you CANNOT get pregnant
- ULTRA GREG will not spawn until dusk
- enemy damage is REDUCED to 90%
- health potions spawn SELDOM
- mana potions spawn CONSTANTLY
- gym fees are MANUALLY cancellable
- you CANNOT get pregnant
- ULTRA GREG will not spawn until dusk
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median dem elite: 83 years old, fondly recalls calling cops on vietnam protestors in college. likes to remind people that israel is besieged on all sides by “the arabs.”
median gop elite: 23 years old, got job because the veep liked their 4chan posts, 3rd son of food processing plant oligarch
median gop elite: 23 years old, got job because the veep liked their 4chan posts, 3rd son of food processing plant oligarch
Dylan Johnson has been appointed assistant secretary of state for global public affairs. He is 27. www.state.gov/releases/off...
January 22, 2026 at 10:20 PM
median dem elite: 83 years old, fondly recalls calling cops on vietnam protestors in college. likes to remind people that israel is besieged on all sides by “the arabs.”
median gop elite: 23 years old, got job because the veep liked their 4chan posts, 3rd son of food processing plant oligarch
median gop elite: 23 years old, got job because the veep liked their 4chan posts, 3rd son of food processing plant oligarch
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Current Circumstances are pushing companies into actually acting on this but this is the reality we were already in since the PS5 launch
we’ve literally hit the ceiling where a PS6 would be so marginal that it’d be virtually redundant for at least the remainder of the decade
we’ve literally hit the ceiling where a PS6 would be so marginal that it’d be virtually redundant for at least the remainder of the decade
[SandStoneInsights] Sony expects the PS5 lifecycle to be extended. PS6 likely to be delayed "longer than many expected"
www.resetera.com/threads/14...
www.resetera.com/threads/14...
January 22, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Current Circumstances are pushing companies into actually acting on this but this is the reality we were already in since the PS5 launch
we’ve literally hit the ceiling where a PS6 would be so marginal that it’d be virtually redundant for at least the remainder of the decade
we’ve literally hit the ceiling where a PS6 would be so marginal that it’d be virtually redundant for at least the remainder of the decade
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So I just found out that someone made a claymore into a plush toy. It is a cute little thing
January 21, 2026 at 2:13 AM
So I just found out that someone made a claymore into a plush toy. It is a cute little thing
oh they’re serious lol
Super Mario Bros. Wonder - Nintendo Switch 2 Edition up for preorder at GameStop ($79.99) buff.ly/PgmFoty #ad
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 PM
oh they’re serious lol
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