One tangential benefit of using bluesky is that I don’t follow enough people yet to have the infinite timeline I have on twitter. There’s still a hard No More Posts limit for me to put my phone down
December 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
One tangential benefit of using bluesky is that I don’t follow enough people yet to have the infinite timeline I have on twitter. There’s still a hard No More Posts limit for me to put my phone down
Weird to think that with brigitte bardot’s passing, I’m just that little bit closer to becoming the most racist person alive
December 29, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Weird to think that with brigitte bardot’s passing, I’m just that little bit closer to becoming the most racist person alive
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It’s so funny that Instagram’s search function uses “meta AI.” I’m just typing the names of muscular women. Not sure why you gotta get a super computer involved.
December 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
It’s so funny that Instagram’s search function uses “meta AI.” I’m just typing the names of muscular women. Not sure why you gotta get a super computer involved.
It’s not easy being the only person on earth who pays the exact right amount of attention to covid, but I soldier on anyway
December 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It’s not easy being the only person on earth who pays the exact right amount of attention to covid, but I soldier on anyway
My most woke opinion? Probably that the wealth of societies in which a capitalistic mode of production prevails, appears as a ‘gigantic collection of commodities’ and the singular commodity appears as the elementary form of wealth. Our investigation begins accordingly with the analysis of the commod
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
My most woke opinion? Probably that the wealth of societies in which a capitalistic mode of production prevails, appears as a ‘gigantic collection of commodities’ and the singular commodity appears as the elementary form of wealth. Our investigation begins accordingly with the analysis of the commod
List of unusual deaths in the 21st century
December 29, 2025 at 4:51 AM
List of unusual deaths in the 21st century
Ivy Wolk will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
December 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Ivy Wolk will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Watching stranger things. Just kidding
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Watching stranger things. Just kidding
I was genuinely less embarrassed about the sandpaper thing than that boxing day test
December 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I was genuinely less embarrassed about the sandpaper thing than that boxing day test
Ben duckett looks like the wide shots in the lord of the rings where you can tell the hobbits are kids
December 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Ben duckett looks like the wide shots in the lord of the rings where you can tell the hobbits are kids
Both teams should be put down like a racehorse with a broken leg
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Both teams should be put down like a racehorse with a broken leg
England are not good at playing the sport of cricket
December 26, 2025 at 6:02 AM
England are not good at playing the sport of cricket
11:30 am december 26 already got one neighbour taking their lights down
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
11:30 am december 26 already got one neighbour taking their lights down
Imagine if they kept making home alone sequels following kevin mcallister well into adulthood and it’s still a running joke the whole time that teenage/adult kieran culkin wets the bed
December 25, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Imagine if they kept making home alone sequels following kevin mcallister well into adulthood and it’s still a running joke the whole time that teenage/adult kieran culkin wets the bed
I am the only person on earth who saw Elf in the cinema when it came out and has not watched it once since
December 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I am the only person on earth who saw Elf in the cinema when it came out and has not watched it once since
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Sydney to hobart is such a bizarre thing to become a national cultural icon. Who in your life has ever shown the slightest interest in it. And yet we all agree it is Important™
December 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sydney to hobart is such a bizarre thing to become a national cultural icon. Who in your life has ever shown the slightest interest in it. And yet we all agree it is Important™
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10 or 12 years and I still haven’t really made up my mind if I keep going back to the bad religion christmas album every year as an ironic thing or sincerely enjoy it
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
10 or 12 years and I still haven’t really made up my mind if I keep going back to the bad religion christmas album every year as an ironic thing or sincerely enjoy it
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At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
At Least Child Laborer Not Staring At iPad All Day
Big time of year for fans of the word hark
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Big time of year for fans of the word hark
Jerry it's gold outside
December 23, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Jerry it's gold outside
My new years resolution for 2026 is to get 20-22 hours of sleep a day
December 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My new years resolution for 2026 is to get 20-22 hours of sleep a day
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[borat voice] bari weiss
December 17, 2024 at 9:12 PM
[borat voice] bari weiss