SurprisedPat
@surprisedpat.bsky.social
They/them
We're out here, but in a very specific way where I'm actually inside at home.
We're out here, but in a very specific way where I'm actually inside at home.
Coworker found out I look really good in heart shaped sunglasses. If they find out I like lady gaga and Carly Rae Jepsen it might just be over.
March 7, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Coworker found out I look really good in heart shaped sunglasses. If they find out I like lady gaga and Carly Rae Jepsen it might just be over.
I've been really living on the edge lately.
February 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I've been really living on the edge lately.
Right now im trying to focus on the positive things. For instance people have mostly stopped using the word "aesthetic" as an adjective. Thats pretty cool.
February 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Right now im trying to focus on the positive things. For instance people have mostly stopped using the word "aesthetic" as an adjective. Thats pretty cool.
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
My job sent me to North Dakota and there's a phone book in my hotel room. I didn't even think they made those anymore. What is this 1995
December 11, 2024 at 1:24 AM
My job sent me to North Dakota and there's a phone book in my hotel room. I didn't even think they made those anymore. What is this 1995
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Doing some high grade premium cocaine leftistly
November 19, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Doing some high grade premium cocaine leftistly
I am sick. I dislike it.
November 16, 2023 at 1:12 PM
I am sick. I dislike it.
I have a burning desire to play a dnd campaign set in medical Europe.
November 12, 2023 at 10:25 PM
I have a burning desire to play a dnd campaign set in medical Europe.
Currently getting paid 38 dollars an hour to do absolutely nothing.
November 12, 2023 at 9:50 PM
Currently getting paid 38 dollars an hour to do absolutely nothing.
Jesus fucking Christ. Absolutely deepthroating that boot.
October 23, 2023 at 9:09 PM
Jesus fucking Christ. Absolutely deepthroating that boot.
I'm putting psychedelic switch by Carly rae Jepsen on repeat for the rest of my life
September 15, 2023 at 4:34 PM
I'm putting psychedelic switch by Carly rae Jepsen on repeat for the rest of my life
My thumb was going numb and I started panicking, then I tied my hair up and it went away, the hair tie on my wrist was putting pressure on my nerves.
I'm a fucking dumbass
I'm a fucking dumbass
September 10, 2023 at 4:46 PM
My thumb was going numb and I started panicking, then I tied my hair up and it went away, the hair tie on my wrist was putting pressure on my nerves.
I'm a fucking dumbass
I'm a fucking dumbass
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self caring my way into insurmountable debt
August 23, 2023 at 12:17 PM
self caring my way into insurmountable debt
I'm so mad I got all depressed and forgot to wish @janeost.bsky.social a happy birthday.
Anyway happy belated birthday to the incomparably cool Jane.
Anyway happy belated birthday to the incomparably cool Jane.
September 10, 2023 at 3:57 PM
I'm so mad I got all depressed and forgot to wish @janeost.bsky.social a happy birthday.
Anyway happy belated birthday to the incomparably cool Jane.
Anyway happy belated birthday to the incomparably cool Jane.
Fuck, life has been happening a lot lately, what did I miss.
August 17, 2023 at 7:41 PM
Fuck, life has been happening a lot lately, what did I miss.
I'm really jealous of my friends because they get to have a friend like me.
August 3, 2023 at 4:04 PM
I'm really jealous of my friends because they get to have a friend like me.
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Me: So much of my job is caring about things I don't care about
Kid at my daycare center: What?
Kid at my daycare center: What?
July 20, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Me: So much of my job is caring about things I don't care about
Kid at my daycare center: What?
Kid at my daycare center: What?
There's is one coworker I have that everyone hates. Even management. It's really surreal to have an entire office talk so much shit so openly about the same person.
July 11, 2023 at 10:12 PM
There's is one coworker I have that everyone hates. Even management. It's really surreal to have an entire office talk so much shit so openly about the same person.
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if I text you "🧪🦙" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
July 11, 2023 at 1:01 AM
if I text you "🧪🦙" it means the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison
One of the things I've noticed in my time in the job market, the people who make the least money do, BY FAR, the most work.
July 10, 2023 at 11:21 PM
One of the things I've noticed in my time in the job market, the people who make the least money do, BY FAR, the most work.