Jeffris (JF)
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Jeffris (JF)
@susp-mfold-0316.bsky.social
Music guy. "Professional amateur". DBQ keyboardist. Odd fellow, but steams a good riff.
Hi, we'll be right back to Quentin Tarantino's animal husbandry thriller, Cull Bull Vol. I, in just a second.
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Frankenchad; or, the Modern Brometheus
December 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You know, Sisyphus didn't really need a rock. He just needed to be assigned snow removal. 😵
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Time-Traveling Salesman Problem
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Brave Little Air Fryer
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It seems YouTube wasn't content with how bad the comments sections were and threw things into further disarray by presenting replies all out of order. 🤨
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It's a long way to Temporary
It's a long way to Secretary
October 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Mash up bands:

Green DEVÖ
Mash up bands:

Chumbastank
Mash up bands:

Foo Sisters
October 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Tempted to start referring to ADHD like how Australians refer to AC/DC. "Addahadda".
September 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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They're openly calling to lock up every trans person by force. We need every ally to speak out forcefully against this because trans folks cannot do this on our own.
August 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Dang. Well, here's to a long life of a great satirist and a personal inspiration of mine in many ways.

"We will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we all will go together when we go."
-Tom Lehrer
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Every ad-based platform is a minefie- uhh, combustion zone for everyday innocuous words being arbitrarily verboten by verboterators.
July 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Eyeball monster whose weakness isn't the eye but everywhere else.
June 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
NIN = NIN Inch Not-(Unix)
May 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I was fumbling earlier to remember what three-character combination followed "Stargate" in the late 90s show and I was like "SG-V? SVU? SUV?"

Oh, of course. It's Stargate: SNL.
May 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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"Can't understand what I mean," chuckled Ed, seeing my confusion. Then he looked me dead in the eyes, and the smile dropped from his face. "Well... you soon will," he told me, and just stared at me for a couple seconds, repressed rage behind his cold eyes.

"...One week," he said, and walked away.
April 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Tim, Timminy, Tim, Timminy, Tim Tim, Curry...
April 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's not just the brain worms, the white house has a big ol' case of necrotizing fashy-itis.
March 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Simony Simon and the Garfunkley Bunch
March 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
are you reeling in the yeast
storing away the thyme
are you gathering up the cheese
have you had an apple pie
February 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"I was caught inside a deep sleep. Sleepwalking but I just woke up from a deep sleep, a very deep sleep."

Anyway, what'd I miss? Did we ever figure out where that Kony guy was? How is Alex Trebek doing? Did GRRM finish those Winter and Spring books?
February 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM