Kole Swesey
@swesey.bsky.social
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ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
Reposted by Kole Swesey
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
August 31, 2024 at 3:53 AM
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
TransUnion sounds like something a lot more progressive than it actually is
August 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
TransUnion sounds like something a lot more progressive than it actually is
Tired: Mimecast for Outlook
Wired: Mime look for Outkast
Wired: Mime look for Outkast
August 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tired: Mimecast for Outlook
Wired: Mime look for Outkast
Wired: Mime look for Outkast
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whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
July 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
whenever a rando starts trash talking my milk builds i check their barnyard’s wiki and the notable cows section is entirely blank lmao
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Mom come pick me up this is one of the weeks where decades happen
July 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Mom come pick me up this is one of the weeks where decades happen
The kids are calling it the "how much water can you put in a 64oz bottle of water from the McDonald's soda fountain before you're asked to leave" challenge
June 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The kids are calling it the "how much water can you put in a 64oz bottle of water from the McDonald's soda fountain before you're asked to leave" challenge
If I ever accidentally open an emergency exit door and an alarm goes off you can bet your sweet bippy I'm doubling down and claiming I saw something on fire
June 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If I ever accidentally open an emergency exit door and an alarm goes off you can bet your sweet bippy I'm doubling down and claiming I saw something on fire
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I just want to know where the new pope was on August 8th, 2004
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I just want to know where the new pope was on August 8th, 2004
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*after accidentally watching a cartel beheading video* oh... I guess it wasn't cake
April 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*after accidentally watching a cartel beheading video* oh... I guess it wasn't cake
Can't install Steam on the work laptop so I gotta play Balatro in keybase
April 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Can't install Steam on the work laptop so I gotta play Balatro in keybase
There's an event on my calendar for April 7 that just says "Iowuh". I don't remember why I created it. This is going to keep me up at night for three weeks.
March 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
There's an event on my calendar for April 7 that just says "Iowuh". I don't remember why I created it. This is going to keep me up at night for three weeks.
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
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“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”
February 21, 2025 at 6:48 AM
“i uh, iuh, i-i-iuhnm starting a new government agency called bofa. whatislikeuh, what isah, what is bofa you ask? bof of um erm hrm ah, like, umhrm. like. you know. likeyouknow? likeyouknow? bofa these ahahrm humha ah, bof of ah, both of the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, the uh, you know, ha”
Hello sharks, my product is called
February 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Hello sharks, my product is called
If I was born in 600 BC I would've invented bloodletting, believe it!
February 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If I was born in 600 BC I would've invented bloodletting, believe it!
I miss the old Cumtown
January 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I miss the old Cumtown