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Gavin Lucan
@swordgav.bsky.social
Swords, games, rock and roll. What more do you need? 🏏 🎺
Customer: "Dorian's a Necromancer."
Me, hearing that as I went upstairs: "Well, I can't judge people's career paths. You do what you have to do in this economy."
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
For any working #retail the next few days:
#BlackFriday
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen

Radio Birdman
Iron Maiden
The Bellrays
Skindred
The Hellacopters
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

Men at Work
Paul Simon
Public Enemy
Devo (twice, once at Macworld)
Wu-Tang Clan
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen

Jann Arden (x2 I think - amazing show)
Walk Off The Earth
Journey
Avril Lavigne
Spice Girls
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I have fond memories of You Can't Do That on Television as a kid, but looking back I have no idea how it made it on the air.
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Listening to the latest @realmsunknown.bsky.social, and as soon as @tpneenan.bsky.social mentioned King Kong I flashed back to one of my favorite #Tripod songs.

"Get to the fucking Monkey!"
youtu.be/QErdnDMAXHU?...
King Kong
YouTube video by Tripod - Topic
youtu.be
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Cause my nights are dark and empty, when you're not on TV."
#AusMusicTShirtDay
#RadioBirdman
November 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"How did you get into TTRPGs?"

That's a long story, that began when REDACTED introduced me to CLASSIFIED and I had my first taste of DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS...
“How did you get into ttrpgs”

Who told you that? Who told you? I need a name, asshole
“How did you get into ttrpgs”

After receiving a full pardon from the governor I found a great deal on a trailer in Malibu and just haven’t had a good reason to get a real job yet.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It's that time of year again, aka the time when I get halfway through a sword class and nearly collapse from the heat.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Post a movie where you're from

(Well, it was shot where I'm from, does that count?)
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Hanging out on 2nd Avenue
Eating Chicken Vindaloo
I just want to he with you
I just wanna have something to do
In dreams I walk with you
In dreams I talk to you
In dreams you're mine all of the time
We're together in dreams, in dreams
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
There have been several bags of (no longer) frozen food at the front of my apartment building for almost 24 hours now.

I guess someone missed their delivery, or the local Fae have missed the offering to them.
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"I feel like we've already had the argument that you can't be all up in someone's business in a sexy way."
#quotesfromgamenight
November 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
"The daggers made of metal. Holy rusted metal."
"BATMAN!"
#quotesfromgamenight
November 20, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"It's just a chant. No harm ever came from joining a chant."
"Now, if it was a shanty..."
#quotesfromgamenight
November 20, 2025 at 8:55 AM
"Is this friendly chanting?"
#quotesfromgamenight
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Not sure why, but I recently watched Spawn (97) for the first time since the cinema and I'd forgotten the big bad was voiced by Doctor Claw...
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
*The discussion was asking if Bolognese sauce came before the city and it's creators.*

"So, clearly it was time travellers! We need to check the records for mention of a blue box and a wheezing, groaning sound."
"No, it was done by a small team with strange muskets and khaki doublets."
November 19, 2025 at 1:56 AM
A customer (who I know outside of work) just put the #Avatar #RPG Uncle Iroh adventure book on the counter and started singing 'Leaves on the Vine' to me.

Bastard...
a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting down and saying `` allright , i 'm gonna go cry . ''
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting down and saying `` allright , i 'm gonna go cry . ''
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November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
"I'm not going to the internet, I'd rather trust a man with a beard."

That's one of the nicest compliments I've gotten in days. :)
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
"OK, so you run to the edge of the hole and shoot it down the hole."
#quotesfromgamenight
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"Did you just get a 17 on Disadvantage?"
"My other roll was a Natural 20."
#quotesfromgamenight
November 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
"And then I'm gonna flail the Ankheg."
"Phrasing!"
#quotesfromgamenight
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM