Slyme
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Trump says he absolutely hates the photo of him on the cover of Time, so please share this cropped section of it with everyone you know
October 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Trump says he absolutely hates the photo of him on the cover of Time, so please share this cropped section of it with everyone you know
Remember paying mobile phone companies real money for ringtones? Fuck that. What are we paying for today that will piss us off tomorrow?
October 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Remember paying mobile phone companies real money for ringtones? Fuck that. What are we paying for today that will piss us off tomorrow?
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Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.
September 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Fifty-one of the 85 Federalist papers were written by a guy born in Nevis.
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If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
August 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
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Science is real
August 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Science is real
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There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
July 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There should be a corner at Home Depot where a guy with a table saw will slice you off custom lengths of hot dog from an infinite hot dog coming out of the wall
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Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
July 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Freedom from kings.
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
Freedom from fascism.
Power to the people forever. ♥️
Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
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I think they should do a Final Destination where it’s ONE PERSON unknowingly almost being killed for 90 minutes, shot in real time, just an unbroken string of Mr. Magooian almost-deaths and then at the end the person dies of a sudden heart attack and Death throws a controller at the TV
June 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I think they should do a Final Destination where it’s ONE PERSON unknowingly almost being killed for 90 minutes, shot in real time, just an unbroken string of Mr. Magooian almost-deaths and then at the end the person dies of a sudden heart attack and Death throws a controller at the TV
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The stupidest people are in charge because we couldn’t prosecute a political crime because it would look too political.
June 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The stupidest people are in charge because we couldn’t prosecute a political crime because it would look too political.
Stood behind Larry King in line to enter a theater in Provo, Utah to see the movie Spawn in the late 90s. He's pretty short and his Miss Utah wife Shawn was pretty, tall. The movie was just OK.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Stood behind Larry King in line to enter a theater in Provo, Utah to see the movie Spawn in the late 90s. He's pretty short and his Miss Utah wife Shawn was pretty, tall. The movie was just OK.
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RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished
June 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
RT if you love boobs or if you think ICE should be abolished
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I’m in favor of Texas schools displaying the Commandments that Trump has obeyed
May 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m in favor of Texas schools displaying the Commandments that Trump has obeyed
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A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
April 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.
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Client: I just got indicted.
Paul Weiss: An indictment is incredibly stressful. Plead guilty.
Paul Weiss: An indictment is incredibly stressful. Plead guilty.
March 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Client: I just got indicted.
Paul Weiss: An indictment is incredibly stressful. Plead guilty.
Paul Weiss: An indictment is incredibly stressful. Plead guilty.
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The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
March 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The end of Whiplash except it's the Mute City theme from F-Zero.
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We need a Navalny, not a Newsom.
No offense intended against mainstream politicians like Newsom.
It’s just that at this point we are way beyond the realm of normal bullshit politics.
No offense intended against mainstream politicians like Newsom.
It’s just that at this point we are way beyond the realm of normal bullshit politics.
March 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We need a Navalny, not a Newsom.
No offense intended against mainstream politicians like Newsom.
It’s just that at this point we are way beyond the realm of normal bullshit politics.
No offense intended against mainstream politicians like Newsom.
It’s just that at this point we are way beyond the realm of normal bullshit politics.
Pretty please?
I really liked THE RULE OF JENNY PEN, but now I’ll just be waiting for someone to create a gif of Lithgow’s character forcing other characters to lick his puppet’s asshole, as an all-purpose representation of the Trump administration.
March 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pretty please?
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We have a clearer path to energy abundance than we do to AGI, and it's likely to be upon us sooner, and it will be as or more transformative to human civilization, and we talk about it about 1/1000 as much.
March 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
We have a clearer path to energy abundance than we do to AGI, and it's likely to be upon us sooner, and it will be as or more transformative to human civilization, and we talk about it about 1/1000 as much.
Vive la France!
French Senator Claude Malhuret:
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Vive la France!