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I will not behave 🙏
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New pinned post now that I’m actually using the site more:

- #infosec / #offsec
- #cooking / #food
- #swedish and #spanish
- #books

Oh and @zombiecheshirepro.bsky.social
Expedition 33 Art Manager: “Hey so you definitely textured the birds for the overhead flock system right?”

Artist: “… Yes”
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This is how I was reminded that today is the Solstice btw
just blew out the back of a chicken for our sunday solstice roast. and by that i mean i spatchcocked it :)
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Everything reminds me of her
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Thought this said Esquie 😭
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Expedorder 33
December 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Homemade dried cherry tomatoes served with Barada, extra-virgin olive oil, fleur de sel salt, fresh cracked black pepper, and oregano.
December 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I don’t care what the actual lyrics mean, “one horse open sleigh“ means a sleigh that can fit one more horse in it and I will die on this hill.
December 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In addition to medical directives regarding resuscitation and organ donation, we need to start working on a “Do not replicate” directive to prevent AI companies from preying on our loved ones after our deaths.

I don’t want TactiGPT telling stories to my grandkids some day.
December 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Science enables art.

Art inspires science.
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Lip balm tester 🤢
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Call us Expedition 44 the way we destroyed those crêpes
December 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
They didn’t say shit >:(
December 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Expedition 33 tricked me

I don’t usually play games for the plot but this is a deeply emotional and compelling story

They hid the pill (soul-wrenching character development) in the cheese (interesting combat system)
December 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
They should explore the idea of paying concept artists
December 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Metamari

A Katamari of smaller Katamaris
Hear me out: a Katamari game where the levels are based on other video games. You could roll up nurses in Silent Hill, demolish a frontier town in Red Dead Redemption, make a ball of Baldur’s Gate etc
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
The number one reason I have not learned more French. I refuse to be this silly when it comes to counting. I reserve my levity for serious matters.
December 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Tag yourselves, I’m Big And Dumb
Essential dungeon crawl monsters:

1. Big and dumb
2. Small but there's lots
3. Tentacles don't go there
4. Evil horse
5. Fun facts about mushrooms
6. Eye
7. Punchable child
8. Dude that looks like another dude
9. Hostile architecture
10. Capitalism allegory
11. Uncomfortable implications
12. Steve
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This must be the War on Christmas I’ve heard so much about
Holy crap chart from Gallup
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@bsky.app please stop Romanizing search results. I promise you the letter n and the letter ñ are different things and words using one or the other have different meanings.

ref: anos vs años
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
So confidently incorrect
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
… Reverse Sunny Side Up Eggs

Firm yolk, runny whites
December 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
With all the news about BG3 and Expedition 33 using AI:

My stupid lil cat game Braincell is 100% free of AI. The main cat (Purrcival) was a commission by @kerrielake.bsky.social.

If you like dumb lil guys, check it out!

tactifail.itch.io/braincell
Braincell by TactiFail
Many cats. One braincell. Use it wisely.
tactifail.itch.io
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Just put a DQ Blizzard in my wife’s stocking for Christmas 🥰
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Expedition 33 is so cool, I wish France was real :(
December 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Advice for a healthy marriage:

Find someone who looks at you the way my wife looks at a bowl of onion soup from the sushi place
December 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM