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deeply unserious, i cannot stress this enough
fil-am. time split b/t mpls and the pnw. will tell you if your piano is haunted. occasionally very computer.
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fil-am. time split b/t mpls and the pnw. will tell you if your piano is haunted. occasionally very computer.
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Pinned
is it mania? is it neurodivergence??? is it maybelline?????
Tree at the house went up today!!!! I'm thinking about taking some of the ivory key top spares we keep at the shop for repairs and turning one into an ornament -- like maybe musically quoting this part of Deck the Halls with a fine lacquer pen? Because that's fucking funny to me
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Tree at the house went up today!!!! I'm thinking about taking some of the ivory key top spares we keep at the shop for repairs and turning one into an ornament -- like maybe musically quoting this part of Deck the Halls with a fine lacquer pen? Because that's fucking funny to me
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B just told me he wants to learn Tagalog 🥹😭
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
B just told me he wants to learn Tagalog 🥹😭
housemate picked us up some matching truck stop shirts on their way back from holiday roadtrip. i have questions!!!! anyway this is now my new favorite shirt
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
housemate picked us up some matching truck stop shirts on their way back from holiday roadtrip. i have questions!!!! anyway this is now my new favorite shirt
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“I know this is the time of year when we all start sticking our tongues in light sockets, but I’m here to remind you that you will get a nasty little surprise if you do! Here’s a video of me being electrocuted”
There is something so deeply, deeply Minnesotan about these sorts of posts (which I see every winter). If you're from almost anywhere else and wondering if you're missing something: this person did in fact leave their car running, unlocked, keys in the ignition.
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
“I know this is the time of year when we all start sticking our tongues in light sockets, but I’m here to remind you that you will get a nasty little surprise if you do! Here’s a video of me being electrocuted”
looking forward to going home so i can spend the next couple of days utterly lost in the ESO sauce
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
looking forward to going home so i can spend the next couple of days utterly lost in the ESO sauce
if i get interrupted one more time in the middle of a task only to be told in too many words to do said task, i am going to stick my head in a fucking snow bank and scream
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
if i get interrupted one more time in the middle of a task only to be told in too many words to do said task, i am going to stick my head in a fucking snow bank and scream
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Love to see a dot matrix printer in the wild
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Love to see a dot matrix printer in the wild
can't evened so hard i forgot i had this book on hold 💀
November 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
can't evened so hard i forgot i had this book on hold 💀
is it perimenopause? is it the truly no fucks given era?? is it the combination perimenopause and zero fucks era????
November 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
is it perimenopause? is it the truly no fucks given era?? is it the combination perimenopause and zero fucks era????
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Just got a push notification from the Mpls Parking app about the snow emergency and WHAT AN EXCELLENT USE OF A PUSH NOTIFICATION FROM AN APP. A+
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Just got a push notification from the Mpls Parking app about the snow emergency and WHAT AN EXCELLENT USE OF A PUSH NOTIFICATION FROM AN APP. A+
another glorious day of putting up with torrents of bigoted bullshit so i can pay rent!!!! fucking love it!!!!!!!! /s
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
another glorious day of putting up with torrents of bigoted bullshit so i can pay rent!!!! fucking love it!!!!!!!! /s
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Eating leftovers at home means you can put an unholy amount of gravy on your potatoes and the only witnesses are your spouse and your pets and none of them would dare comment
November 29, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Eating leftovers at home means you can put an unholy amount of gravy on your potatoes and the only witnesses are your spouse and your pets and none of them would dare comment
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*jazz hands* Depression!
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
*jazz hands* Depression!
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Introduce yourself with the first 16 numbers of your credit card, its expiration date and CVC code, and the full name and billing address associated with it.
There is a post gaining speed here that starts "Introduce yourself with the first 5 cars you’ve owned"
Please don't do this. It's still (stupidly) used as a security question for some things, & it's been used as a security question since long before people thought to lie in their security questions
Please don't do this. It's still (stupidly) used as a security question for some things, & it's been used as a security question since long before people thought to lie in their security questions
November 29, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Introduce yourself with the first 16 numbers of your credit card, its expiration date and CVC code, and the full name and billing address associated with it.
currently playing ff12 for realsies and am extremely annoyed about finding all the withered trees in the giza plains (rainy season) to shove into the water so i can have a driftwood bridge to get to a mark i'm hunting (i refuse to look up a guide)
November 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
currently playing ff12 for realsies and am extremely annoyed about finding all the withered trees in the giza plains (rainy season) to shove into the water so i can have a driftwood bridge to get to a mark i'm hunting (i refuse to look up a guide)
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for years my parents accused me of going into the pantry at night and eating snacks and leaving a mess. This continued for years, and suspiciously continued while I WAS IN THE ARMY IN GERMANY, yet I still got blamed.
Eventually they caught the cat, Mr. Puff Puff, eating a twinkie at 2 am
Eventually they caught the cat, Mr. Puff Puff, eating a twinkie at 2 am
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
for years my parents accused me of going into the pantry at night and eating snacks and leaving a mess. This continued for years, and suspiciously continued while I WAS IN THE ARMY IN GERMANY, yet I still got blamed.
Eventually they caught the cat, Mr. Puff Puff, eating a twinkie at 2 am
Eventually they caught the cat, Mr. Puff Puff, eating a twinkie at 2 am
impatiently waiting for eso to finish downloading so i can play it with my partner :c
November 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
impatiently waiting for eso to finish downloading so i can play it with my partner :c
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I just wrapped up a very ambitious and fun piece and I am excited to share more 🐟
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I just wrapped up a very ambitious and fun piece and I am excited to share more 🐟
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soulsborne lore
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
soulsborne lore
contemplating whether or not an esquie mask tattoo would work for a scar coverup. it would be fitting, no?
anyway, any recommendations for artists you like?
anyway, any recommendations for artists you like?
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
contemplating whether or not an esquie mask tattoo would work for a scar coverup. it would be fitting, no?
anyway, any recommendations for artists you like?
anyway, any recommendations for artists you like?
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ya ever have those days where you feel like Waddle Dee (lowest-poly)?
November 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
ya ever have those days where you feel like Waddle Dee (lowest-poly)?
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This is why I don't knit for people I don't love/feel very moved to knit for. Not even for an hourly living wage, not even for barter. Knitting is one of my magics and I'm protective of that energy/wear on my body.
If someone knits or crochets you a blanket or sweater, they want to keep you warm AND they dedicated many hours of their lives to making it for you.
There's no profit in fiber arts, not when you can get a machine made at Target for 30 bucks. So know fiber artists making for you? Is an act of love.
There's no profit in fiber arts, not when you can get a machine made at Target for 30 bucks. So know fiber artists making for you? Is an act of love.
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
This is why I don't knit for people I don't love/feel very moved to knit for. Not even for an hourly living wage, not even for barter. Knitting is one of my magics and I'm protective of that energy/wear on my body.
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oh shit RIP alice wong
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
oh shit RIP alice wong