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@talesofderp.bsky.social
Your (least) favorite degenerate. Youngest ball rep in PBA Tour history. I'm on the Nightrain. Lost my tail. Lost my smile. Don’t follow if you’re annoyed by wrestling, comic books, lefty takes or Oregon Duck propaganda. #Villain #ShotClub #GoDucks
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This is why I like TK so much. HHH is out there like “we stand with RFK Jr in his fight against mind control alien waves” and Tony’s like “lol of course Die Hard is a Christmas movie even if I prefer Timecop”.
December 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
This is why I like TK so much. HHH is out there like “we stand with RFK Jr in his fight against mind control alien waves” and Tony’s like “lol of course Die Hard is a Christmas movie even if I prefer Timecop”.
8 rebounds in a quarter with 4 and a half to go is insane
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
8 rebounds in a quarter with 4 and a half to go is insane
Garden is rocking too
December 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Garden is rocking too
i really appreciate a head coach that has no recognition for when his face looks dumb when the camera is on him
December 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
i really appreciate a head coach that has no recognition for when his face looks dumb when the camera is on him
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it bums me out that Die Hard has become defined by “lol it’s a Christmas movie” shit in the last 20 years because it makes you forget that it’s like a scientifically perfect action movie
December 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM
it bums me out that Die Hard has become defined by “lol it’s a Christmas movie” shit in the last 20 years because it makes you forget that it’s like a scientifically perfect action movie
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they're right to say it
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
they're right to say it
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"He's about to be MY scumbag."
The yaoi numbers are off the charts right now. This is a compliment. #AEWDynamite 🤼
The yaoi numbers are off the charts right now. This is a compliment. #AEWDynamite 🤼
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
"He's about to be MY scumbag."
The yaoi numbers are off the charts right now. This is a compliment. #AEWDynamite 🤼
The yaoi numbers are off the charts right now. This is a compliment. #AEWDynamite 🤼
hangman/swerve music video set to the chain by fleetwood mac
December 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
hangman/swerve music video set to the chain by fleetwood mac
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Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
it has been a rough year for my mental health so i can’t tell you how much good getting a bonus game at Autzen this year has done for my current state of mind
December 20, 2025 at 9:25 AM
it has been a rough year for my mental health so i can’t tell you how much good getting a bonus game at Autzen this year has done for my current state of mind
woke up and my first thought this morning was how much this still pisses me off
Youtube just served me an unskippable ad for Netflix that spoiled all of their 2025 content minus Stranger Things and i’ve never been so mad at the advertising strategy for a company
December 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
woke up and my first thought this morning was how much this still pisses me off
every day i write the book
December 17, 2025 at 9:20 AM
every day i write the book
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i dont think ive ever been as right on a wrestler as i have been with kyle fletcher. dude is a total stud built for this era of wrestling. and i saw it from the very beginning. reminds me a ton of when i get super excited for a recruit for oregon football that totally has "it"
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
i dont think ive ever been as right on a wrestler as i have been with kyle fletcher. dude is a total stud built for this era of wrestling. and i saw it from the very beginning. reminds me a ton of when i get super excited for a recruit for oregon football that totally has "it"
what i really need in my life is a romantic partner who can mainline a dps or tank on Marvel Rivals regularly so i can be the pocket healer for them
December 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
what i really need in my life is a romantic partner who can mainline a dps or tank on Marvel Rivals regularly so i can be the pocket healer for them
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shiiiit my whole childhood every plastic toy came with a choking warning meanwhile they were stuffing that shit in everyone they possibly could
I don't want to know what my personal microplastic levels are, but I feel like I'd kind of whistle appreciatively if I saw the number. "Damn," I might say, "the equivalent of 314 GI Joe figures?" I don't think any number would surprise me, but I am not going to pretend I wouldn't be impressed.
December 17, 2025 at 5:43 AM
shiiiit my whole childhood every plastic toy came with a choking warning meanwhile they were stuffing that shit in everyone they possibly could
Youtube just served me an unskippable ad for Netflix that spoiled all of their 2025 content minus Stranger Things and i’ve never been so mad at the advertising strategy for a company
December 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Youtube just served me an unskippable ad for Netflix that spoiled all of their 2025 content minus Stranger Things and i’ve never been so mad at the advertising strategy for a company
let’s go blazers baby
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
let’s go blazers baby
pretty excited to get another watch of wake up dead man in, but it’s gotta wait til january because i’m 26 things logged on letterboxd away from 365 for the year and ive just got 17 more days to do it
December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
pretty excited to get another watch of wake up dead man in, but it’s gotta wait til january because i’m 26 things logged on letterboxd away from 365 for the year and ive just got 17 more days to do it
remember when jack perry said he was gonna start working with the tumblr crowd in mind?
December 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
remember when jack perry said he was gonna start working with the tumblr crowd in mind?
my god
Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite
8pm ET/7pm CT
TOMORROW, Wed 12/10!
Winter is Coming! C2 Gold League
Kyle Fletcher vs @speedballbailey.bsky.social
After Gold League leader Kyle Fletcher beat @Jet2Flyy in a great match last Wednesday, he’ll fight the Jet’s partner Speedball Bailey TOMORROW!
8pm ET/7pm CT
TOMORROW, Wed 12/10!
Winter is Coming! C2 Gold League
Kyle Fletcher vs @speedballbailey.bsky.social
After Gold League leader Kyle Fletcher beat @Jet2Flyy in a great match last Wednesday, he’ll fight the Jet’s partner Speedball Bailey TOMORROW!
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
my god
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Hopefully after eight years of this country being run by an old man with obvious age related dementia, we can all agree the thing this country needs is Full Blown Ageism.
Tell Grandpa he can have loud opinions *or* a life sitting on the couch funded by the taxpayer, NOT BOTH.
Tell Grandpa he can have loud opinions *or* a life sitting on the couch funded by the taxpayer, NOT BOTH.
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hopefully after eight years of this country being run by an old man with obvious age related dementia, we can all agree the thing this country needs is Full Blown Ageism.
Tell Grandpa he can have loud opinions *or* a life sitting on the couch funded by the taxpayer, NOT BOTH.
Tell Grandpa he can have loud opinions *or* a life sitting on the couch funded by the taxpayer, NOT BOTH.