Tames
@tames1.bsky.social
probably gonna do the juggalo thing next
Shout out Marshalls for going so hard on my podcast ads
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Shout out Marshalls for going so hard on my podcast ads
DirtVision and FloRacing better not have a cap on how many streams you can have going at once. If they do I might have just made a horrible mistake.
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
DirtVision and FloRacing better not have a cap on how many streams you can have going at once. If they do I might have just made a horrible mistake.
How has The CW been on the air this long and not had a Christopher Walken themed weekend?
November 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How has The CW been on the air this long and not had a Christopher Walken themed weekend?
Hardee’s should rebrand as Carl’s so we have a nation that’s half Carl’s and half Carl’s Jr.
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Hardee’s should rebrand as Carl’s so we have a nation that’s half Carl’s and half Carl’s Jr.
I was gonna clean my room….
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was gonna clean my room….
When a band is doing radio to support their new release and the dj hits play to debut the new tune with the band sitting right there - does that feel like parent teacher conferences for them?
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
When a band is doing radio to support their new release and the dj hits play to debut the new tune with the band sitting right there - does that feel like parent teacher conferences for them?
Did Sunbelt granola bars take a bunch of Ozempic?
November 4, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Did Sunbelt granola bars take a bunch of Ozempic?
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from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’
September 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
from the latest print edition of ‘The Onion’
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MAGAs are getting upset that the Vikings have two male cheerleaders.
It ruins their enjoyment of watching 22 men in tight pants jump on each other.
It ruins their enjoyment of watching 22 men in tight pants jump on each other.
August 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
MAGAs are getting upset that the Vikings have two male cheerleaders.
It ruins their enjoyment of watching 22 men in tight pants jump on each other.
It ruins their enjoyment of watching 22 men in tight pants jump on each other.
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A judge ordered the sale of Alex Jones Infowars today, clearing the way for The Onion to renew its attempt to buy the notorious conspiracy-fueled empire. "We’re working on it," @bencollins.bsky.social tells @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...
August 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
A judge ordered the sale of Alex Jones Infowars today, clearing the way for The Onion to renew its attempt to buy the notorious conspiracy-fueled empire. "We’re working on it," @bencollins.bsky.social tells @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...
All this for a $1,500 win….that probably all went up his nose.
July 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
All this for a $1,500 win….that probably all went up his nose.
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Feels hack. Everything happening in this country feels hack.
BREAKING: Massive explosion at fireworks factory in Yolo County, California.
July 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Feels hack. Everything happening in this country feels hack.
youtu.be/m08TxIsFTRI?... Project Hail Mary is what I called my notebook in 3rd grade when I was thinking of ways to beat my brother in NFL Blitz on PlayStation. Basically I just ran “Da Bomb” every possession.
Project Hail Mary - Official Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
youtu.be
June 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
youtu.be/m08TxIsFTRI?... Project Hail Mary is what I called my notebook in 3rd grade when I was thinking of ways to beat my brother in NFL Blitz on PlayStation. Basically I just ran “Da Bomb” every possession.
@eve6.bsky.social You’re playing 20 minutes from my house. I’m so sorry you have to come here. Nice of you to let the she hates me bros headline for you. Enjoy the corn field views.
June 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
@eve6.bsky.social You’re playing 20 minutes from my house. I’m so sorry you have to come here. Nice of you to let the she hates me bros headline for you. Enjoy the corn field views.
“Guys if we just turn the opacity down to like 30% on all the controls, we can fuck off and do nothing for the next year. We’ll just call it liquid glass or some shit. Actually, no that’s terrible. But that’s alright, we have a year to come up with a better name.” -Tim Cook to his staff a year ago
June 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
“Guys if we just turn the opacity down to like 30% on all the controls, we can fuck off and do nothing for the next year. We’ll just call it liquid glass or some shit. Actually, no that’s terrible. But that’s alright, we have a year to come up with a better name.” -Tim Cook to his staff a year ago
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Yep, that should do it.
WATCH: Democrats are pressing the "Trump Always Chickens Out" narrative, handing out free tacos from a truck emblazoned with that very phrase near the RNC’s Washington headquarters.
'TACO Tuesday': Democrats hand out free tacos to troll Trump over tariff jab
YouTube video by MSNBC
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June 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Yep, that should do it.
@dirtrackr.com No audio podcast update today?
June 3, 2025 at 11:34 PM
@dirtrackr.com No audio podcast update today?
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Texans, flee the nanny state and come up north to enjoy the land of the free.
www.texastribune.org/2025/05/21/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/05/21/t...
Texas Legislature on verge of completely banning THC products after key House vote
The House approved the ban after previously considering proposals to preserve the industry by tightening regulations.
www.texastribune.org
May 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Texans, flee the nanny state and come up north to enjoy the land of the free.
www.texastribune.org/2025/05/21/t...
www.texastribune.org/2025/05/21/t...
@worldofoutlaws.bsky.social Are you aware of this bug on DV that is telling me I need to subscribe and the content is locked but I can still access it? I’m an active subscriber.
May 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@worldofoutlaws.bsky.social Are you aware of this bug on DV that is telling me I need to subscribe and the content is locked but I can still access it? I’m an active subscriber.
@caytonholland.bsky.social youtu.be/RTFWa1GXNXE?... Drug companies must have heard your Band From The Humira bit because they just did it again only they used a real band.
Ozempic Commercial (2025)
YouTube video by Commercial Archivist
youtu.be
May 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@caytonholland.bsky.social youtu.be/RTFWa1GXNXE?... Drug companies must have heard your Band From The Humira bit because they just did it again only they used a real band.
Buck Perry is too good of a name to not have Katy Perry take over singing duties for Buck Cherry.
May 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Buck Perry is too good of a name to not have Katy Perry take over singing duties for Buck Cherry.
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Mike Waltz has left the chat.
May 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Mike Waltz has left the chat.
This guy dressed like this to talk about Big Gulps and Roller Dogs for an hour. The History Channel is doing fine.
May 1, 2025 at 1:59 AM
This guy dressed like this to talk about Big Gulps and Roller Dogs for an hour. The History Channel is doing fine.
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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone
WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday. Acco...
theonion.com
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone