@tarantualaman.bsky.social
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i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
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I just remembered why I don't like fudge: thiccness without much substance.
January 17, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I just remembered why I don't like fudge: thiccness without much substance.
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(ice agent setting fire to my house)
tim walz: please don't take the bait
tim walz: please don't take the bait
January 16, 2026 at 6:47 PM
(ice agent setting fire to my house)
tim walz: please don't take the bait
tim walz: please don't take the bait
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Five people have died in ICE custody in the first 15 days of 2026—putting the agency on track to smash a grim record amid mounting scrutiny of its actions.
ICE Kicks Off 2026 With Record-Setting Detainee Death Toll
ICE Barbie and Stephen Miller’s jailers are on track for an even grimmer record than last year’s.
trib.al
January 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Five people have died in ICE custody in the first 15 days of 2026—putting the agency on track to smash a grim record amid mounting scrutiny of its actions.
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ive kind of reached the point where i think if youre still posting on musk's thingie youve got a mental problem and should think about that
January 16, 2026 at 5:17 PM
ive kind of reached the point where i think if youre still posting on musk's thingie youve got a mental problem and should think about that
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Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
January 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Dogbert weighing Scott Adams’ heart against a feather
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Ok now condemn the illegal sale of Palestinian land
As I said earlier today, chants in support of a terrorist organization have no place in our city. We will continue to ensure New Yorkers’ safety entering and exiting houses of worship as well as the constitutional right to protest.
January 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Ok now condemn the illegal sale of Palestinian land
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Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
January 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Abolish and prosecute ICE. They did a murder in broad daylight today. Imagine what they're doing in the closed facilities we're somehow not even allowed to see.
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I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
MPR playing an eye witness account right now of ICE shooting directly through the windshield at her face and not giving her medical care for 10 minutes.
MPR News is live right now bringing you updates on this. mprnews.org/listen
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I know it's not mainstream conventional wisdom but I think "Abolish ICE" is a perfectly reasonable response to this and you can get the public to buy in. Most people don't want masked murderous thugs roving their streets
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Shout out to pet store workers for never looking at me weird when I buy things that are very clearly not for any animal I own 🔥
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Shout out to pet store workers for never looking at me weird when I buy things that are very clearly not for any animal I own 🔥
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You are in a group social situation. You tried to contribute to the conversation and nobody acknowledged it.
>They heard and appreciated you, but didn’t have anything to say in response.
>Nobody liked what you said. Try again?
>Everyone here hates you. Leave.
>You are not even a person.
>They heard and appreciated you, but didn’t have anything to say in response.
>Nobody liked what you said. Try again?
>Everyone here hates you. Leave.
>You are not even a person.
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
You are in a group social situation. You tried to contribute to the conversation and nobody acknowledged it.
>They heard and appreciated you, but didn’t have anything to say in response.
>Nobody liked what you said. Try again?
>Everyone here hates you. Leave.
>You are not even a person.
>They heard and appreciated you, but didn’t have anything to say in response.
>Nobody liked what you said. Try again?
>Everyone here hates you. Leave.
>You are not even a person.
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computer, order more diapers
get the pink ones
get the pink ones
January 5, 2026 at 3:44 AM
computer, order more diapers
get the pink ones
get the pink ones
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for the record i did actually vote for kamala harris it just didn’t matter because she ran a bad campaign and couldn’t get other people who weren’t me specifically to go out and vote that’s solely the fault of her campaign managers and strategists and herself for taking their dosghsit, losing advice
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 PM
for the record i did actually vote for kamala harris it just didn’t matter because she ran a bad campaign and couldn’t get other people who weren’t me specifically to go out and vote that’s solely the fault of her campaign managers and strategists and herself for taking their dosghsit, losing advice
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calling all besties… KILL!!!!
Slungus
Slungus
January 4, 2026 at 1:53 PM
calling all besties… KILL!!!!
Slungus
Slungus
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Staring at my paws and trying to decide if I actually want to play telltale type superhero game and struggle through being completely unable to take it seriously because youtube man is there or if I wanna bite the bullet and start looking at porn already
January 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Staring at my paws and trying to decide if I actually want to play telltale type superhero game and struggle through being completely unable to take it seriously because youtube man is there or if I wanna bite the bullet and start looking at porn already
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shitlibs are reclaiming the word shitlib that’s kinda funny i guess not really it’s like neat maybe? no not really either, i guess it’s like a thing that’s happening
January 5, 2026 at 1:05 AM
shitlibs are reclaiming the word shitlib that’s kinda funny i guess not really it’s like neat maybe? no not really either, i guess it’s like a thing that’s happening
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Just called my partner a derpina and she said where did you learn to talk like that and I had to lie and say books
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Just called my partner a derpina and she said where did you learn to talk like that and I had to lie and say books
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The good news about an explicitly "Might Makes Right" foreign policy, where we do whatever we want to other countries because we can, is it will benefit us without causing blowback
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The good news about an explicitly "Might Makes Right" foreign policy, where we do whatever we want to other countries because we can, is it will benefit us without causing blowback
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Despite all my gen x jokes I don't think it's actually useful or insightful to generalize whole generations. That said, if your bio is like 'gen x, certified troublemaker, sarcastic AF' I am calling the police.
January 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Despite all my gen x jokes I don't think it's actually useful or insightful to generalize whole generations. That said, if your bio is like 'gen x, certified troublemaker, sarcastic AF' I am calling the police.
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whats the name of that forum that helps you commit suicide? i want to make sure i know so i can avoid it
January 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
whats the name of that forum that helps you commit suicide? i want to make sure i know so i can avoid it
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this tummy can store so many aches
December 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this tummy can store so many aches
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i forget every time i see a video on the internet i have to preempt the viewing with a “this could be ai” mindset and it’s so tiring
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
i forget every time i see a video on the internet i have to preempt the viewing with a “this could be ai” mindset and it’s so tiring
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People who cut in line then stare blankly at the menu for five minutes should be mechanically separated.
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
People who cut in line then stare blankly at the menu for five minutes should be mechanically separated.