Tarragon
@tarragonv.bsky.social
Not actually an herb
I like cheese
I like cheese
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me.
A billionaire asked me (!!!) how to move the US to single payer healthcare. I was so nervous I almost couldn’t speak.
I squeaked out some shit about Canada did it and we could use them as a model, but I don’t think he believed me
Me. wow!
I never thought it would happen to me.
A billionaire asked me (!!!) how to move the US to single payer healthcare. I was so nervous I almost couldn’t speak.
I squeaked out some shit about Canada did it and we could use them as a model, but I don’t think he believed me
Me. wow!
I'm here willing to read anything someone puts together that details how we can get from here to there
I'm all for universal healthcare. Tell me how we get there.
I'm all for universal healthcare. Tell me how we get there.
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me.
A billionaire asked me (!!!) how to move the US to single payer healthcare. I was so nervous I almost couldn’t speak.
I squeaked out some shit about Canada did it and we could use them as a model, but I don’t think he believed me
Me. wow!
I never thought it would happen to me.
A billionaire asked me (!!!) how to move the US to single payer healthcare. I was so nervous I almost couldn’t speak.
I squeaked out some shit about Canada did it and we could use them as a model, but I don’t think he believed me
Me. wow!
Who describes an infant as tender and mild?
This a messiah not menu.
This a messiah not menu.
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Who describes an infant as tender and mild?
This a messiah not menu.
This a messiah not menu.
❤️
“Good. Bad. I’m the girl with the fists.” #PleaseDontTellMyParentsIWorkForASupervillain
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
❤️
I’d watch that.
Had a dream I was writing a script for an animated police procedural, except it was Anubis as a coroner-priest solving crimes in ancient Egypt.
Anyway, call me, Hollywood, we’ll talk.
Anyway, call me, Hollywood, we’ll talk.
December 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’d watch that.
Man, that google AI sure knows its stuff
December 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Man, that google AI sure knows its stuff
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Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
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I'm told that HHS has just terminated all funding agreements with the American Academy of Pediatrics.
Here's a letter HHS sent canceling one of the grants, relating to work on birth defects. Canceled because the project "emphasizes equity, diversity, and inclusion as key foundational components"
Here's a letter HHS sent canceling one of the grants, relating to work on birth defects. Canceled because the project "emphasizes equity, diversity, and inclusion as key foundational components"
December 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
👇
Fucking hell Google. You spent billions of dollars and ruined search for a bullshit machine
December 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Fucking hell Google. You spent billions of dollars and ruined search for a bullshit machine
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I worked on the mugs!
Behold all the Baby Bunny Cuteness:
Now the drawing with its finished color are available!
Color and a tin cup versions are now available
jlmeyer-shop.fourthwall.com
Behold all the Baby Bunny Cuteness:
Now the drawing with its finished color are available!
Color and a tin cup versions are now available
jlmeyer-shop.fourthwall.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I worked on the mugs!
Behold all the Baby Bunny Cuteness:
Now the drawing with its finished color are available!
Color and a tin cup versions are now available
jlmeyer-shop.fourthwall.com
Behold all the Baby Bunny Cuteness:
Now the drawing with its finished color are available!
Color and a tin cup versions are now available
jlmeyer-shop.fourthwall.com
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It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.
December 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It's a bit surprising that Pete Hegseth asked for two shots when he usually asks for four or five.
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
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Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Every bit of this only reinforces Joyce Carol Oates’ absolute roast of Elon Musk as fundamentally lacking in the ability to enjoy anything normally human. “I built a tool that can insult people in a social setting better than anything ever invented” is a real personal tell.
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Somebody who isn't a real US attorney has been proceeding against somebody in federal court with a faked indictment.
In a sane system, Halligan would be going to prison.
In a sane system, Halligan would be going to prison.
Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.
Translate for us non-law-talkers...?
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Somebody who isn't a real US attorney has been proceeding against somebody in federal court with a faked indictment.
In a sane system, Halligan would be going to prison.
In a sane system, Halligan would be going to prison.
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a “Space Force”, if you will
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
a “Space Force”, if you will
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
Oh good. Great idea folks.
That headline isn't even the worst they got the toys to say
That headline isn't even the worst they got the toys to say
toy company CEOs: "at long last, we have created the Sinister Talking Doll Factory from the acclaimed movie 'Don't Create the Sinister Talking Doll Factory'"
futurism.com/artificial-i...
futurism.com/artificial-i...
AI-Powered Toys Caught Telling 5-Year-Olds How to Find Knives and Start Fires With Matches
AI-powered toys are flying off the shelves -- but they're engaging in horrifically inappropriate conversations with children.
futurism.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh good. Great idea folks.
That headline isn't even the worst they got the toys to say
That headline isn't even the worst they got the toys to say
It's so beautiful. I've never seen anything like it.
[also, that's hilarious]
[also, that's hilarious]
Since we aren’t getting the northern lights due to all this cloud cover, here is your runner up #roc
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
It's so beautiful. I've never seen anything like it.
[also, that's hilarious]
[also, that's hilarious]
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seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
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Here's a tip. If you want people to rightfully hate the GOP?
THEN JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GOP.
If you talk shit about the Dems, guess what? So are the GOP. You're doing their job.
Anyway.
THEN JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GOP.
If you talk shit about the Dems, guess what? So are the GOP. You're doing their job.
Anyway.
November 10, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Here's a tip. If you want people to rightfully hate the GOP?
THEN JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GOP.
If you talk shit about the Dems, guess what? So are the GOP. You're doing their job.
Anyway.
THEN JUST TALK SHIT ABOUT THE GOP.
If you talk shit about the Dems, guess what? So are the GOP. You're doing their job.
Anyway.
World Central Kitchen is an amazing organization that feeds people in need, usually after wide scale disasters.
They are currently in DC serving federal workers and their families.
They are currently in DC serving federal workers and their families.
World Central Kitchen | WCK Serves D.C. Area Feds & Families
As the federal government shutdown enters its fifth week, WCK teams and volunteers are serving meals in and around the Washington, D.C. region to federal workers and their families. Since setting up o...
wck.org
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
World Central Kitchen is an amazing organization that feeds people in need, usually after wide scale disasters.
They are currently in DC serving federal workers and their families.
They are currently in DC serving federal workers and their families.
What the actual fuck!
Also the NYT changed the headline but you can still see this one on archive.org
Also the NYT changed the headline but you can still see this one on archive.org
November 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
What the actual fuck!
Also the NYT changed the headline but you can still see this one on archive.org
Also the NYT changed the headline but you can still see this one on archive.org
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A democratic sweep was the perfect way to honor Dick Cheney's death. Well done, everyone. See you tomorrow.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
A democratic sweep was the perfect way to honor Dick Cheney's death. Well done, everyone. See you tomorrow.
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago