Tavis
@tavisburns.bsky.social
Sports. Politics. Soccer scarfs. Drive-By Truckers.🍊
Tired of living in Buttholeville…
Tired of living in Buttholeville…
Yiiiiiikkkkkeeees
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Yiiiiiikkkkkeeees
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It's like the "taco trucks on every corner" threat.
December 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
It's like the "taco trucks on every corner" threat.
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Tr*mp supporters are ped*phile supporters. time.com/7342332/trum...
Trump Named in New Epstein Files Published by Justice Department
Thousands of files were released by the Department of Justice relating to investigations into Jeffrey Epstein.
time.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Tr*mp supporters are ped*phile supporters. time.com/7342332/trum...
“Ya hear that, T? I said I got a package right for his mother…”
A Christmas present? Sure, kid — I got a package right here for your mother. Heheh.
December 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“Ya hear that, T? I said I got a package right for his mother…”
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
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The guy who famously crosses every border in one night without documentation?
ICE has posted a video of Santa Claus arresting immigrants. Your government is hijacking a symbol of charity to spread fear and hate. it’s up to all of us to defeat these twisted fascists.
December 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The guy who famously crosses every border in one night without documentation?
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a suicide note whose existence and content federal authorities appear to have concealed for years while conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death in their custody raged out of control
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
a suicide note whose existence and content federal authorities appear to have concealed for years while conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death in their custody raged out of control
As long as you make comparatively more money losing than winning these scumbag billionaires will tank.
The NBA and its stakeholders have started talks on finding new solutions to prevent tanking -- and the league proposed multiple ideas to the Board of Governors as the sides brainstorm cures.
ESPN story: https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/47398198/sources-nba-looking-new-ways-prevent-teams-tanking
ESPN story: https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/47398198/sources-nba-looking-new-ways-prevent-teams-tanking
Sources: NBA eyes new ways to combat tanking
The NBA has begun to gather input from its owners and GMs on new ways to combat tanking, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
As long as you make comparatively more money losing than winning these scumbag billionaires will tank.
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
But it’s the trans folks that are a danger to women in the bathroom…🤬
ICE agents illegally break into a woman's bathroom in a NY nutrition bar manufacturing plant. "Pull up your pants," says a male agent. The agents only had a warrant to review employer documents. They didn't have a warrant to search for, detain, or arrest anyone there.
December 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
But it’s the trans folks that are a danger to women in the bathroom…🤬
We raced past “judicial institutionalism” about a decade ago. It’s like redistricting, I’m not a fan, but you gotta make them wish they never started.
"Pulling the Supreme Court back from the cliff is something progressives should view as far preferable to the alternative—where it may not just be the Court that gets pushed over the edge and into oblivion, but our entire constitutional (and democratic) order."
Me in today's issue of "One First":
Me in today's issue of "One First":
198. Progressive Judicial Institutionalism
There's important daylight between those who are critical of the present degree of judicial power in the United States in general and those who are critical of the current Supreme Court, specifically.
www.stevevladeck.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
We raced past “judicial institutionalism” about a decade ago. It’s like redistricting, I’m not a fan, but you gotta make them wish they never started.
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The people should never fund another fucking stadium for the rest of our existence as a species on this planet
The Chiefs have announced their intention to play in the state of Kansas beginning in 2031.
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The people should never fund another fucking stadium for the rest of our existence as a species on this planet
“Oh no, the virulent anti-semitism we’ve stoked for generations has started to stick to us! And not in the ‘good’ way!”
the anti-semitic Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories spreading like wildfire seems to have sparked a genuine panic among MAGA conservatives that the brand has turned so rancid, combined with, by and large, a complete inability to acknowledge that this was an inevitable result of the movement.
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“Oh no, the virulent anti-semitism we’ve stoked for generations has started to stick to us! And not in the ‘good’ way!”
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If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If this doesn't motivate you to vote in the Midterms, nothing will.
Look, books and covers and all that, but it seems like a bad move to put a grown man named “Biff” in charge of something like that.
Biff Poggi on why he's the right person for the Michigan job:
"Because I know what the hell I'm doing. … The program means a lot to me. It's one of the things I want to fix before I go smoke myself to death with a cigarette. I want to fix this program."
247sports.com/college/mich...
"Because I know what the hell I'm doing. … The program means a lot to me. It's one of the things I want to fix before I go smoke myself to death with a cigarette. I want to fix this program."
247sports.com/college/mich...
Takeaways: Biff Poggi eyeing Michigan job, talks major changes for program, Sherrone Moore and more
Michigan football was thrust into turmoil when Sherrone Moore was fired and subsequently arrested on Dec. 10, and the Wolverines have turned to Biff Poggi as interim head…
247sports.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Look, books and covers and all that, but it seems like a bad move to put a grown man named “Biff” in charge of something like that.
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In case you're unclear on what JD Vance is trying to do here maybe it will help to recall Italian writer Ignazio Silone's 1938 description of what fascism is:
“Fascism is a counter-revolution against a revolution that never took place.”
“Fascism is a counter-revolution against a revolution that never took place.”
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In case you're unclear on what JD Vance is trying to do here maybe it will help to recall Italian writer Ignazio Silone's 1938 description of what fascism is:
“Fascism is a counter-revolution against a revolution that never took place.”
“Fascism is a counter-revolution against a revolution that never took place.”
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i get what hes saying but theres nothing wrong with exposing epstein associates becoming “just a democrat thing”
Khanna on the House holding Pam Bondi in contempt: "It's coming from Republicans too. If it was just me out there or Robert Garcia, it would be seen as 'this is just a Democratic thing.' This is gonna be Thomas Massie leading it. There are a few Republicans who are on board with it."
December 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
i get what hes saying but theres nothing wrong with exposing epstein associates becoming “just a democrat thing”
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bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
bobby petrino and jordon hudson have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
I remember when he pitched a no-hitter and Tina Cervasio said something “I know your parents were here tonight, what does that mean to you?” Followed by the longest “Uhhhhhh…” in TV history, then “I’m sure they enjoyed it back in Beaumont.” The terror on both faces during the exchange...
Clay Buchholz
Pitcher
Debut: 2007 - Retired: 2019
PHI - BOS - TOR - ARI
Pitcher
Debut: 2007 - Retired: 2019
PHI - BOS - TOR - ARI
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Career stats of Clay Buchholz
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December 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I remember when he pitched a no-hitter and Tina Cervasio said something “I know your parents were here tonight, what does that mean to you?” Followed by the longest “Uhhhhhh…” in TV history, then “I’m sure they enjoyed it back in Beaumont.” The terror on both faces during the exchange...
If I ever was in a position to need an agent of any sort, I want Scott Boras.
Interesting how two big unsigned Scott Boras clients with reportedly weak markets both have an Athletic piece insisting a big money team should sign them even if they have to overpay, on the same day
December 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
If I ever was in a position to need an agent of any sort, I want Scott Boras.
Football broadcasts pretty much have this covered, though
I thought state media would at least have more patriotic theme songs and flag animations
December 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Football broadcasts pretty much have this covered, though
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The front row giving the stink eye to Blue Wig. Seems telling.
December 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The front row giving the stink eye to Blue Wig. Seems telling.
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It would be so crazy if one of the many many many people who worked on this piece and have a cut of it just uploaded it to YouTube or whatever
December 21, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It would be so crazy if one of the many many many people who worked on this piece and have a cut of it just uploaded it to YouTube or whatever