Tom
@tbird4427.bsky.social
I have a mortgage.
Current drummer in my basement.
Future Mchenry County Blog commenter. (Once they turn comments back on)
Current drummer in my basement.
Future Mchenry County Blog commenter. (Once they turn comments back on)
Live fast eat ass.
Queen’s brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
https://www.inbella.com/1257175/queens-brave-four-word-reaction-after-being-told-she-was-going-to-die/
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth’s brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone …
Queen's brave four-word reaction after being told she was going to die - INBELLA
A royal insider has revealed the late Queen Elizabeth's brave and stoic reaction to the news that she had a form of bone marrow cancer, and didn't have long
www.inbella.com
September 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Live fast eat ass.
Almost took Sal Bass’s uber in DC.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Almost took Sal Bass’s uber in DC.
Finally, a pope who doesn’t put ketchup on his hot dog.
Finally, a Pope who MAYBE knows who Local H is.
Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
May 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Finally, a pope who doesn’t put ketchup on his hot dog.
I got turned down today for an interview for a promotion. The director said that they wanted someone with technical experience. My job title is technology specialist.
April 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I got turned down today for an interview for a promotion. The director said that they wanted someone with technical experience. My job title is technology specialist.
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I love this fucking website so much
April 10, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I love this fucking website so much
Did he really do anything? Trump and Elon are out there destroying the country, and this guy just says words for 25 hours straight?
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Did he really do anything? Trump and Elon are out there destroying the country, and this guy just says words for 25 hours straight?
You have to wonder if the administration just said, “yea we did it who cares” would there be any consequences.
March 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You have to wonder if the administration just said, “yea we did it who cares” would there be any consequences.
Three-day training, 10-3 all three days. Guy at 11:30 on day 1: “Sorry - Have to drop, but great stuff!”
March 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Three-day training, 10-3 all three days. Guy at 11:30 on day 1: “Sorry - Have to drop, but great stuff!”
Describe your account in a Simpsons gif
a cartoon of the simpsons with a caption that says and let 's not forget old gil huh
ALT: a cartoon of the simpsons with a caption that says and let 's not forget old gil huh
media.tenor.com
March 1, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Describe your account in a Simpsons gif
My butthole? Surfing.
My heads? Talking.
my mouse? modest
February 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My butthole? Surfing.
This is the kind of sandwich the guy ate in land down under.
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This is the kind of sandwich the guy ate in land down under.
Someone compared Post Malone to Prince on Twitter.
February 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Someone compared Post Malone to Prince on Twitter.
“Why I didn’t vote for Ichiro” -Some Garbage Writer
January 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“Why I didn’t vote for Ichiro” -Some Garbage Writer
Yelled and screamed at a guy at 2am in Milwaukee on NYE. We were in front of a hotel, and this guy was following a woman and she was trying to get away from him. So we all yelled at him until he left down the street and she went into the hotel.
Here is my question to you about being metal.
What is the most METAL thing you ever did that did not involve you playing an instrument?
What is the most METAL thing you ever did that did not involve you playing an instrument?
January 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Yelled and screamed at a guy at 2am in Milwaukee on NYE. We were in front of a hotel, and this guy was following a woman and she was trying to get away from him. So we all yelled at him until he left down the street and she went into the hotel.
I think the city of Chicago is done with Jeff Garlin.
January 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I think the city of Chicago is done with Jeff Garlin.
The conservatives are blaming DEI for the demise of Party City. What they fail to mention are the two private equity firms that ran it into the ground with horrible business decisions.
December 21, 2024 at 4:13 PM
The conservatives are blaming DEI for the demise of Party City. What they fail to mention are the two private equity firms that ran it into the ground with horrible business decisions.
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STAY POSITIVE!
December 17, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
MADISON, WI—In the hours following a violent rampage in Wisconsin in which a lone attacker killed at least two individuals and injured six others, citizens living in the only country where this kind o...
theonion.com
December 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM
The 39th time we've had to post this, and this time about The Onion's original hometown.
Saw a guy struggling to lift something into his truck at Costco today. Typically I’d help someone like this, but then I saw it was a gun safe so I judged the hell out of him and kept right on walking. He can pull himself up by his bootstraps and pick up his own damn safe.
December 1, 2024 at 12:09 AM
Saw a guy struggling to lift something into his truck at Costco today. Typically I’d help someone like this, but then I saw it was a gun safe so I judged the hell out of him and kept right on walking. He can pull himself up by his bootstraps and pick up his own damn safe.
If the bears had gotten blown out, would Eberflus still have his job?
November 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
If the bears had gotten blown out, would Eberflus still have his job?
That would’ve been Eberflus’s first challenge win!
November 28, 2024 at 8:09 PM
That would’ve been Eberflus’s first challenge win!
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Coward, go for the record
November 28, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Coward, go for the record
Usually the halftime musician does more than one song.
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Usually the halftime musician does more than one song.