Tony Dorie
@tdorie.bsky.social
Just a dude, cleaning up the internets any way I can.
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Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
February 7, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Please sign my petition to start an Autumn Olympics where all events empty into a pile of delightful leaves and whatnot.
The fact that this exists, but somehow isn’t a part of the Olympics is an indication of how far we have all fallen as a society…
During part of this we discussed Alpine Luge, which is an amazing sliding sport that sadly is not in the Olympics.
Anyway, here's what that looks like, with one of the greatest to ever doing it giving the demonstration down the track in Deutschnofen
Anyway, here's what that looks like, with one of the greatest to ever doing it giving the demonstration down the track in Deutschnofen
February 5, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The fact that this exists, but somehow isn’t a part of the Olympics is an indication of how far we have all fallen as a society…
Hmm… maybe Apple should just drop the pretense that iPad OS is a separate thing and go back to calling it iOS…
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Hmm… maybe Apple should just drop the pretense that iPad OS is a separate thing and go back to calling it iOS…
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The First Look at 'For All Mankind' Season 5 Soars
The First Look at 'For All Mankind' Season 5 Soars
Mars is just the beginning in the next season of the underrated Apple TV show, which starts March 27.
gizmodo.com
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The First Look at 'For All Mankind' Season 5 Soars
This is true poetry
LET’S CAP OFF THE SEASON WITH DOINK COMPILATION
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
ONE DOINKING MOMENT FOR 2025
January 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
This is true poetry
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My dad somehow managed to get HBO using a dedicated terrestrial dish antenna sniffing a relay signal to the cable provider just so I could watch this. At least that’s why I thought he did it.
Xennial and GenX memory. 'Fraggle Rock' aired its first episode on HBO 43 years ago today. The show ran for five seasons from January 10, 1983 to March 30, 1987.
January 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
My dad somehow managed to get HBO using a dedicated terrestrial dish antenna sniffing a relay signal to the cable provider just so I could watch this. At least that’s why I thought he did it.
Apparently you can make a Satan’s Whistle sound good!? Did not see that coming…
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
January 9, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Apparently you can make a Satan’s Whistle sound good!? Did not see that coming…
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Apropos of...everything a reminder that I have a list of accounts that regularly post relaxing and random stuff. It features NO NEWS. If you're trapped scrolling and need to shift your attention to something calmer it's a good way to do it. You can also pin it to your feeds
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
Apropos of...everything a reminder that I have a list of accounts that regularly post relaxing and random stuff. It features NO NEWS. If you're trapped scrolling and need to shift your attention to something calmer it's a good way to do it. You can also pin it to your feeds
bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Super late to the party here by I just flew through the Lady Astronaut series by @maryrobinettekowal.com Fantastic books with real characters and a super engaging premise. So happy I found them!
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Super late to the party here by I just flew through the Lady Astronaut series by @maryrobinettekowal.com Fantastic books with real characters and a super engaging premise. So happy I found them!
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WOW! Protesters created a HUGE human sign on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach reading “No Kings YES on 50” to support California’s Prop 50 and stand up against Donald Trump’s fascist regime
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 PM
WOW! Protesters created a HUGE human sign on San Francisco’s Ocean Beach reading “No Kings YES on 50” to support California’s Prop 50 and stand up against Donald Trump’s fascist regime
The world is shit but this gives me hope…
"In an era when it’s exceedingly hard to learn what the Old Masters knew, Art + Water will impart those skills. These emerging artists must know how to draw, and from there, they’ll be taught everything Rembrandt was taught." - Dave Eggers
The Story of Art + Water
For fifteen years or so, I’d been kicking around the idea of resurrecting the artist-apprentice model that reigned in the art world for hundreds of...
buff.ly
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The world is shit but this gives me hope…
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American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming
American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming
The Frog is owning the president.
buff.ly
October 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming
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From Stanford Football
Dearest Mother —
We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29.
— Andrew
Dearest Mother —
We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29.
— Andrew
October 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
From Stanford Football
Dearest Mother —
We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29.
— Andrew
Dearest Mother —
We’ve unearthed 20,000 relics bearing my likeness. They shall be bestowed upon our loyal supporters Nov. 29.
— Andrew
Schadenfreude is delicious…
A recap of Year 1 for @sfgate.com:
Things could not have gone worse for the A’s in Sacramento
www.sfgate.com/athletics/ar...
Things could not have gone worse for the A’s in Sacramento
www.sfgate.com/athletics/ar...
Things could not have gone worse for the A’s in Sacramento
SFGATE sports editor Alex Simon recaps year 1 in Sacramento for the A’s.
www.sfgate.com
September 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Schadenfreude is delicious…
I sat a few rows in front of Teller (from Penn & Teller) on a flight to New Zealand once…
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
September 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I sat a few rows in front of Teller (from Penn & Teller) on a flight to New Zealand once…
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Literally Stanford’s mascot
my god daughter snuck behind a bush to smoke weed without anyone seeing and just lol lmao nailed it not suspicious at all
July 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Literally Stanford’s mascot
Can’t argue with most of this list but the lack of classic Sierra games does give me pause…
❗️HATER CHECKPOINT❗️
you have reached the hater checkpoint. please respond with the worst games on this wikipedia page. i’m going for a nap and won’t be checking the replies for at least a few hours:
you have reached the hater checkpoint. please respond with the worst games on this wikipedia page. i’m going for a nap and won’t be checking the replies for at least a few hours:
List of video games considered the best - Wikipedia
en.m.wikipedia.org
June 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Can’t argue with most of this list but the lack of classic Sierra games does give me pause…
Apparently if you are a Xennial male, you are required to text all of your male friends to share your excitement about Spaceballs 2. I don’t make the rules, I just live by them…
June 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Apparently if you are a Xennial male, you are required to text all of your male friends to share your excitement about Spaceballs 2. I don’t make the rules, I just live by them…
I got the marble out of a Ramune bottle and apparently I am now a figure of miracle and wonder on my daughter’s group chat with her friends…
May 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I got the marble out of a Ramune bottle and apparently I am now a figure of miracle and wonder on my daughter’s group chat with her friends…
lol - even when we suck Cal fans are jealous… #gostanford www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
Major Cal donors are in a standoff with the school over its football team
Two board members of Cal's only third-party NIL collective are withholding their personal donations to the fund until football GM Ron Rivera gets a promotion.
www.sfgate.com
April 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
lol - even when we suck Cal fans are jealous… #gostanford www.sfgate.com/collegesport...