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-- Like a Gremlin wearing a tie, thinking about making art --

These views belong to no one, Chief.
(he/him/etc.)
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Your daily reminder not to destroy vintage things. Century Pub and Eatery, Kenosha, Wi.
January 2, 2026 at 2:59 PM
The way light bends frighteningly, tenderly around a series of poles like a Mikaela Shiffrin-type cryptid
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Warm yourself by the virtual fireplace in this cosy 16-color EGA #Christmas scene. No MS-DOS or floppy 💾 drive required. Thanks to software preservation, it's still crackling on the Internet Archive.

✉️ Open the full 1986 Sierra On-Line "A Computer Christmas" card ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
For xmas, I received too many fingers so I offer one unto thee: 🖕
December 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sometime the heart feels like it feels when beer goes up your nose
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
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Noem is using the Brown University shooter to end an entire visa program, but it should be noted that Pete Hegseth, just today, murdered more than twice as many people
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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This is so cruel, the rats have no context for why earth has been invaded by demons.

The article makes no mention of if the rats are given any lore explanation videos.
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Experiment to train rats to play Doom reaches a new level; rats can now shoot enemies — wraparound AMOLED screen provides virtual environment for neuroengineers' expanded open source project
Ambitious project to teach rats how to play Doom is still ongoing four years later.
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December 15, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Just reminding the world that Starwhal: Odyssey exists. This show is one of the funniest things I do. It's also my cozy home game that I record anyway.

If you liked early One Shot or Star Wars Campaign there is alot of that DNA here.

open.spotify.com/show/0CrArFe...
Episode Thirty-Four: Double the Fun
open.spotify.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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“Study the old masters, enrich your palette, expand the canvas.”
December 4, 2024 at 4:52 AM
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April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Huh — Marjorie Taylor Greene says she doesn't want "to fight and win my election while Republicans will likely lose the midterms. And in turn, be expected to defend the President against impeachment after he…tried to destroy me."

…Any reason she assumes Trump will soon be impeached?

👀
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
*Levon Helm voice crackling over a water-proof bluetooth speaker*

"I like rap music and hip-hop clothes!"
November 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Nick Drake and Frankenstein ass night
November 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Something I'm doing to clear my head while I work on a major writing project is creating videos to help others experiencing chronic pain & disease. Just recorded a big list of daily affirmations that you can play at bedtime or in the background to retrain your brain
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jV6a...
Affirmations for People Living with Chronic Disease &/or Chronic Pain
YouTube video by Gentle Intuition
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Hiding in the woods like bitches

People from North Carolina don’t play; they’ll find out about North Carolina very soon.
November 18, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No one warned me about all the turkey water I would spill on my slacks
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
silently mouthing the word "papa"
MOVIE/PREDTR.GIF
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Tired of "being on your grind", I want "your grind being on me"
November 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Not what this article is entirely about but I HATE scam pacs

what do you mean they raised $678 MILLION AND ONLY ELEVEN MILLION WENT TO CANDIDATES AND CAMPAIGNS
November 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM