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Magnus Kvernberg
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Father, gooner and gamer ❤️
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If Mikel really had the fogging estandards there’d be a notice up at the training ground telling you that you’ll be sold immediately if you did one of those stupid fucking run ups at a penalty.
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
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Neville was praising Liverpool in his podcast, even claiming that with a bit more quality they would have won the game. No mention that they had zero shots on target and an xG of 0.3. Meanwhile at Anfield he was destroying Arsenal for their negativity. It‘s absolutely ridiculous
January 9, 2026 at 10:15 AM
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Arsenal have lost more draws (at least to the media) than any other team in PL history.
January 9, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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What Martinelli did was stupid, potentially harmful and unacceptable. Also unacceptable is the fact that a pundit, Gary Neville, who did not have the (flimsy) excuse of being caught in the action, thought that Liverpool players should have given him a beating and said so live on TV.
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Just very funny. Amorim was highly rated and deserved a go at United, but the relationship felt off from minute one and everything built up into those "manager, not head coach" quotes yesterday.

Thanks for Grimsby, the tactics board and slandering your players at every opportunity, brother. 🫡
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 AM
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Bernardo Silva, all of three feet tall and looking like a novice monk in a Zurbaran painting, gets away with being a top candidate for the title of dirtiest player in the PL week after week. Even better at this than Casemiro was with Real. Never mentioned in comms either.
January 4, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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Gakpo's done a Richarlison 😂
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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On a serious note, why should Gianni Infantino get away with this?

How can his position not be under the utmost scrutiny? What mechanism is there for him to be removed after his pathetic display of obsequiousness is shown to be the outright sham we all knew it to be?

Football deserves better.
I woke up to see the news. I am aghast.

I can't believe the FIFA peace prize has been disrespected like this. Is nothing sacred anymore?
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 AM
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It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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Tell you hate Arsenal without telling me you hate Arsenal. They had 1 good chance.
December 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Why do we ‘have’ to win one of the big ones? Why does Arteta ‘have’ to win something?

How can anyone other than the team with the most expensively assembled squad, highest wage bill & arguably the best manager ever ‘bottle’ anything?
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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That is 100% a red and one of the stupidest red cards you'll ever see
December 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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"clear and obvious" 🙄

It's onside, we can all see it.
December 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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This game is drunk
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Granit Xhaka is the signing of the season and it isn’t close.
December 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.

The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.

Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Weirdly, I think too many Arsenal fans are too focused on the prizes at the end that they’re forgetting to enjoy the moment & the journey.

No guarantee we’ll actually win anything but we are actually brilliant right now.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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The amount of people who just want to suck all the joy out of football is so aggrivating. Every Arsenal fan is keenly aware that titles aren’t handed out in November. But we’re watching our team blossom into something truly special. So yeah, we’re gonna enjoy it. So kindly fuck off.
November 28, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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A lot of people who anointed Liverpool champions in September suddenly don’t think it means anything to be the best team in Europe in November.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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That second half from Arsenal was fucking sensational. As good as you could possibly hope to put in against a team as good as this.

Bossed it 100%. Madueke with his first goal, and then Martinelli, no less than we deserved. And Bayern offered NOTHING after the break.

Hello Europe, we're Arsenal
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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Cristiano Ronaldo has magically had his ban reduced so he can start the World Cup. There is no precedent...but then he met the President. How depressing...

Column:

inews.co.uk/sport/footba...
Cristiano Ronaldo's World Cup reprieve stinks
Portugal star’s magic non-ban is depressingly inevitable
inews.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Fascinating how slapping a work colleague is fine, good even, in football.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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In order to distract from stories that he associated with a known sex offender, Donald Trump met with Cristiano Ronaldo
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I have not missed this feeling
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM