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I love the Golden Gophers but hate all the drawn out winters.
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Trump: We are going to make Canada the 51st state.

Canada:
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Frank Gehry, 1929–2025 www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/a...
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
When I grab the bathroom key after buying something under a dollar:
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
When the Piper bomber asks for his plea: "Pardon?"
BREAKING on MS NOW:
 
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Trump should cancel student loans just to see how far the Supreme Court will do whatever he wants.
December 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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“.. A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds of the meeting Tuesday showed that during nine separate instances, Trump’s eyes were closed for extended periods or he appeared to struggle to keep them open, amounting cumulatively to nearly six minutes.”

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Wow.

"It gives me no pleasure to say what I’m about to say because I worked with Pete Hegseth for seven or eight years at Fox News. This is an act of a war crime .... There’s absolutely no legal basis for it.”

- Newsmax's Judge Napolitano
Woah. Newsmax’s legal analyst just said Pete Hegseth and everyone involved in the illegal boat strike should be “prosecuted for a war crime.”

They’ve even lost Newsmax on this one.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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No. 80,391
December 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I named my fists Mary-Kate and Ashley, because my sister hits harder.
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Winter coat requests at the Minnesota Indian Woman’s Resource Center (2300 15th Ave s). Sizes: L, XL and anything up is much appreciated. Donation drop off between 8:00am-4:30pm
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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And do follow, and purchase and read the books of, @jasonkpargin.bsky.social.
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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It’s useful to think about things like this in numbers of tenure track professors.

$33M is 358 assistant professors. Or about fourteen percent of the total number of full-time faculty at Michigan State.
SOURCES: Michigan State is firing head coach Jonathan Smith, @theathletic.com has learned.

He went 9-15 in two seasons, including 1-8 in the Big Ten this year. (ESPN first reported).

MSU players meeting called for 2:45. Smith has a $33 million buyout (with offset).
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Here in Minnesota, we caught people doing fraud and clawed back money. Trump pardons them.
Over the last five years, law enforcement officials say, fraud took root in pockets of Minnesota’s Somali diaspora. Outrage has swelled among Minnesotans, and fraud has turned into a potent political issue in a competitive campaign season.
How Fraud Swamped Minnesota’s Social Services System on Tim Walz’s Watch
Prosecutors say members of the Somali diaspora, a group with growing political power, were largely responsible. President Trump has drawn national attention to the scandal amid his crackdown on immigration.
nyti.ms
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hypothesis testing: Brosmer is not the answer. On to the next variable.
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Today, I have gained 4 more yards than Justin Jefferson.
November 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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This is a scandal.

Public universities should be banned from paying these insane buyouts for college coaches.

No pro sports teams are paying $33 million to fire their incompetent coach, so why are colleges paying this kind of money?!?
SOURCES: Michigan State is firing head coach Jonathan Smith, @theathletic.com has learned.

He went 9-15 in two seasons, including 1-8 in the Big Ten this year. (ESPN first reported).

MSU players meeting called for 2:45. Smith has a $33 million buyout (with offset).
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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"No one's going to build a factory based on a tariff that's on on Monday, off on... Tuesday, the president's changed his mind by Wednesday, he gets hormonal by Thursday and someone says something nasty in the middle school cafeteria on Friday and they're back on again."
November 29, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Pete Hegseth has murdered so many people, Ryan Murphy will make a show about him.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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If the U.S. was at war, Pete Hegseth's order would be a war crime, a military lawyer said. Instead, it might just be murder. wapo.st/49KbUJ1
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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I’m not an expert in the law of war, but an order to kill injured people who were not posing a single threat to anyone would seem to me to be a possible war crime.
November 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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CNN: Trump granted the DC shooter asylum in April.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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National Guard troops don't sign up to be used as political pawns. They sign up to serve their country, not needlessly deploy to American cities to pick up garbage. These two soldiers should be alive right now and at home with their families for Thanksgiving. I'm furious.
November 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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DKTHOMP: “.. Last week, we were discussing how one could capture the entire AI-bubble debate in about 12 statistics .. we thought: What the hell, let’s just publish the whole playbook!”

@dkthomp.bsky.social
www.derekthompson.org/p/how-to-sou...
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I wore a tux to the airport tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM