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i guess in descending order: people developer, web developer, game developer, writer, potter, fiend

proprietor @ thank fuck ceramics

sr. eng. mngr. @ NYT/wirecutter

Detroit, MI
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"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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You are painting a vision of a future in which teachers create lessons with "A.i.," students complete them with "A.i.," and teachers grade them with "A.i."

No learning takes place under this system.

The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
some SEO on LinkedIn sharing how exciting it is to be able to have their AI agent copy a row from a csv into a Google sheet using only 7 prompts

copy & paste eat your heart out.
December 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
honestly I could stay in bed all day during my break
December 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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The most annoying thing about genAI is that eventually the genAI proponents are going to get to the end of the novelty of it, realize its limitations, and then claim to be the innovators of doing things the long way without genAI. Call it "slow productivity" or something.
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Every year I ask my mom not to get us any kitchen gadgets and every year she has some snarky ass edgelord lawyer response
December 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
are we in an age where affiliate marketing can be satire? given how shitty everything i buy is... maybe? @theonion.com how dark could you make a coffee maker recommendation?
December 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"I'm asking you because you are a product manager, if you want me to cut you out as the middleman and just ask claude, I don't know what that means about your ability to synthesize these fuckin nuts"
December 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Trying to figure out which one of the five companies I'd actually be willing to work for
December 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
what are the chances i can learn to love a lay flat lifestyle at 41
December 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
had a nightmare that I rejoined Facebook to look up people I used to know who could refer me to jobs because I needed a paycheck and honestly maybe the terror has a point
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 AM
yeah okay I guess I can't wait it out anymore. What a sad outcome for a potential future.
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
how exactly is it motivating to tell my engineer that they won't be able to do the thing they enjoy in five years (coding) because you have executive vibes?
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Just saw someone trying to fact check LinkedIn and all I can say is I hope someday you find peace bro
December 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Psst The secret to having your AI products succeed is to remove any other previous user interface so that the only option is chatbot
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
got denied expensive life insurance because of a medical history of depression and anxiety and I'm just kind of proud for some reason
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
just called my fridge an oppressor for beeping at me while I was putting groceries away so my brain is in a good place
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
happy plastic tree season
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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I know everyone is saying AI is doing this but I think it's the entire economy sucking shit that's doing this and they're just using AI as an excuse.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
a favorite work guilty pleasure is moving a meeting to a day i plan to take a personal day - yeah wow who could have predicted i so wanted to be there but life happens you know maybe we can talk again never
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"im sorry your golden shovel hasnt allowed you to recoup your subscription cost. as you learn how to best use it, here's a smol discount on your shovel time. you're only a moment from success. we're here to support you in your inevitable ascension to wild riches." - Sam, the golden shovel company
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
good luck getting rid of your middle managers -- you'd have to like, do work at that point. once you get a taste of it i know my job is safe.

what do you think would happen if the military ditched its chain of command? hegseth makes his troops more productive than ever before?
November 11, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Frog came to Toad’s house. He looked in the window.

“Good,” said Frog. “Toad is out. He will never know who raked his leaves.”
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I think we might actually see the yahooification of Google search in the next 5 years. everyone* is finding it useless.

*advertisers, the only people that matter
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM