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Luton van dross. Shit lungs. Bad feminist. Horse face. NACAB. I saw the waistlines of my generation destroyed by mars bars starving hysterical naked..
Pinned
A new start. I'll find you all. I've been making a community Christmas thing. Thing is done ✅.

(It's been 9 years since I last was strong enough to make a thing like this. Here's to recovery, restoration, and ruddy loads more things). 🤞😊
Advent 3. Luton 1.
December 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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@juliusgoat.bsky.social makes some great points and things that should make us all stop and think rather than just reacting.
July 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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A new entry there for Roger's Profanisaurus: "Cheeky Greengrocer" (n) - a sex pest; a *proper danger*
“Dangerous environment” = a workplace with women in it who don’t find Gregg Wallace’s jokes about his penis funny.
July 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Did you have any homework?
June 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Dig up the golf course.
June 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It's beginning to look a lot like... A level season.

18 is doing all the decorations himself, room by room. He says he is 'sequestering' for the month. 🙄

#Examadan
May 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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That's your Clare Grogan out with the chalk again I see
May 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Six One Oh One Sick.
April 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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The Jam were that rare thing, a band that shone brilliantly and briefly and knew when to stop. Consequently there is no bad Jam record.
February 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Been thinking about this speech a lot lately.

One for all those happy to burn the rule of law because it's their side doing it this time.

youtu.be/PDBiLT3LASk?...
A Man for All Seasons - The Devil Speech
YouTube video by dniete97
youtu.be
February 15, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Here to note that 6, formerly known as 3, is now 18.
February 6, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Watching Brian and Maggie.

I'd completely forgotten that Little & Large were in the Cabinet in 1981.
January 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
17.02
Look how light it is!
January 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Tomorrow will be “he didn’t do a Nazi salute, it didn’t happen, it’s actually a salute from Greek times” or some shit like that. Days of it. You know what he did, you know what you saw, and if you are still there, get off his piece of shit website now.
January 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Karaoke tenor. #Starsandshites
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 PM
This is chilling.
January 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Hats off indoors, luv. #inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Pissed up aunty banging out hymns on the piano, gives way to pub tenor. This is Great. #inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Grade 4 piano wtf #inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Caught a few minutes of The Masked Singer and it’s basically karaoke 3-2-1, isn’t it? A classic ITV format where a level playing field for a mixed ability family audience is created by weaving the quiz element from purest gibberish.
January 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If Die Hard is a Christmas film, this is a Christmas tote bag.
December 20, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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A lot of the trouble in the world is caused by men (usually men) behaving with a disgusting level of entitlement and power, behaviour that is protected for far too long. It might just be 'only telly', but it's the same story, and is therefore important.
December 2, 2024 at 10:52 AM
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Reposting for both the original tweet and the ALT text.
If you're going to post screenshots from Twitter it should exclusively be stuff like this instead of stuff that makes people mad
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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I’ve tried not to retweet too many replies but I’m now seeing people who think the Beatles tweet is either Russian psy-ops and a soft launch for a new Andrew Tate.
December 1, 2024 at 10:39 PM
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Pentametron was one of the great web art projects, retweeting couplets of accidentally iambic tweets. Thanks to Bluesky's open feed, I have resurrected the concept..

Behold @iambic.bot!
November 30, 2024 at 3:26 PM