Farley Burge
@thatcomedianfarley.bsky.social
Farley Burge/ stand-up comedian/ Pro
Dogwalker/ /I live in LA. I am spreading hope & joy and making my community, strangers and parents proud! 🎤
Dogwalker/ /I live in LA. I am spreading hope & joy and making my community, strangers and parents proud! 🎤
I don’t trust constant happiness.
December 18, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I don’t trust constant happiness.
Most people today tend to defend themselves, attack others, and project their feelings. They rarely, if ever, admit fault. #life #stupidlife #sad
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Most people today tend to defend themselves, attack others, and project their feelings. They rarely, if ever, admit fault. #life #stupidlife #sad
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Trailer Trash: THE SURE THING (1985)
Preview for Rob Reiner’s ‘80s teen road comedy.
www.neonsplatter.com/trailer-tras...
Preview for Rob Reiner’s ‘80s teen road comedy.
www.neonsplatter.com/trailer-tras...
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Trailer Trash: THE SURE THING (1985)
Preview for Rob Reiner’s ‘80s teen road comedy.
www.neonsplatter.com/trailer-tras...
Preview for Rob Reiner’s ‘80s teen road comedy.
www.neonsplatter.com/trailer-tras...
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Where are ya going buddy, I thought we were twins!?!? #AGoodPlace
Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Where are ya going buddy, I thought we were twins!?!? #AGoodPlace
Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
Source: www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/s...
December 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
December 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Life keeps passing by.
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Life keeps passing by.
Wrapped everything
Spotify Wrapped memes are everywhere, and now folks are doing “ChatGPT Wrapped” style summaries too, like we all got audited by our own personalities. #2025
Spotify Wrapped memes are everywhere, and now folks are doing “ChatGPT Wrapped” style summaries too, like we all got audited by our own personalities. #2025
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Wrapped everything
Spotify Wrapped memes are everywhere, and now folks are doing “ChatGPT Wrapped” style summaries too, like we all got audited by our own personalities. #2025
Spotify Wrapped memes are everywhere, and now folks are doing “ChatGPT Wrapped” style summaries too, like we all got audited by our own personalities. #2025
Wednesday… how are you?
December 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Wednesday… how are you?
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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All of L.A. right now… 💙
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
All of L.A. right now… 💙
Books and records and Film!! It matters to me ❤️❤️😊❤️❤️
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Books and records and Film!! It matters to me ❤️❤️😊❤️❤️
Hello, I hope you're doing well today. How are you feeling tonight and this year? I'm here to listen and support you.
October 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Hello, I hope you're doing well today. How are you feeling tonight and this year? I'm here to listen and support you.
Ozempic will sponsor Thanksgiving; we’ll all toast with zero-calorie gravy and a side of moral superiority.
September 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Ozempic will sponsor Thanksgiving; we’ll all toast with zero-calorie gravy and a side of moral superiority.
Tylenol stock rebounded today. Guess America decided it’s still safer to trust acetaminophen than politicians with brain fever.
September 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Tylenol stock rebounded today. Guess America decided it’s still safer to trust acetaminophen than politicians with brain fever.
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Politics isn’t democracy. It’s porn with worse lighting. Billionaires pay, politicians perform, and you’re the one getting 💦💦💦💦💦
September 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Politics isn’t democracy. It’s porn with worse lighting. Billionaires pay, politicians perform, and you’re the one getting 💦💦💦💦💦
Why aren’t these quotes front-page headlines on Fox News and other outlets?
On Jan 23, 2024, Charlie Kirk said: “If I see a Black pilot, I hope he’s qualified.”
On Jan 3, 2024: “If I’m dealing with a moronic Black woman rep, I wonder if she’s there for excellence or affirmative action.” #charliekirk
On Jan 23, 2024, Charlie Kirk said: “If I see a Black pilot, I hope he’s qualified.”
On Jan 3, 2024: “If I’m dealing with a moronic Black woman rep, I wonder if she’s there for excellence or affirmative action.” #charliekirk
September 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Why aren’t these quotes front-page headlines on Fox News and other outlets?
On Jan 23, 2024, Charlie Kirk said: “If I see a Black pilot, I hope he’s qualified.”
On Jan 3, 2024: “If I’m dealing with a moronic Black woman rep, I wonder if she’s there for excellence or affirmative action.” #charliekirk
On Jan 23, 2024, Charlie Kirk said: “If I see a Black pilot, I hope he’s qualified.”
On Jan 3, 2024: “If I’m dealing with a moronic Black woman rep, I wonder if she’s there for excellence or affirmative action.” #charliekirk
Oh, GREAT—Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 and a new iPhone Air. Because apparently our looming ‘recession depression’ includes a recession wallet that can still drop $1,000 on a phone. Makes total sense. Where is the money even hiding?
September 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Oh, GREAT—Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 and a new iPhone Air. Because apparently our looming ‘recession depression’ includes a recession wallet that can still drop $1,000 on a phone. Makes total sense. Where is the money even hiding?
September 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM