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The most corrupt America Last President in history. Every day a new pardon worse than one the day before.
November 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Conversation had with my coworker:
Me: Do you know why birds have hollow bones?
Coworker: uhhh no?
M: What do you think is the most logical reason for hollow bones?
CW: They’re lighter and fly better?
M: You’d think?! But no, they breathe through them.
CW: Making them a living woodwind instrument.
July 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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June 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Marjorie, I know the truth confuses you and facts ain’t your strong suit—so let me break it down real slow:

George Floyd didn’t die from drugs. He died because Derek Chauvin knelt on his neck for 9 minutes. That’s called murder.
May 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You ever got too much brain, not enough cell?
May 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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This part
May 10, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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hey.

a very unfortunate and upsetting thing happened to me this week, and talking about it publicly comes at a great personal cost so if you could take the time to read it, it would mean a lot

tldr: wotc pulled the ad i made on all platforms due to the comments said ad received
April 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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We're back on Tarkir and I am back on Game Knights, baby!

You don't want to miss this episode!
Brace yourselves Commander fans; a storm is coming, and it’s full of DRAGONS!

@tolariancommunitycollege.com & @aliasv.bsky.social soar into battle for an epic clash of clans using the new cards from #MTGTarkir.

Don't miss this fiery game of big wings and even bigger swings: youtu.be/-biWuhZQBs0
April 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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Fucking liars and thieves.
April 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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"We are changing how we do Secret Lairs to better serve our customers!"

APRIL FOOLS!
April 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Thank you Senator Cory Booker. This guy truly cares about the people he represents.
"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥
April 1, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE PRECONS WE PLAYED, REPOST THIS POST!

We're giving them away inside a @gamegenic.com CARDS LAIR PRO 1000+ CONVERTIBLE!

We'll pick a winner on Monday, March 31 at 12pm CT.

Must follow us and @gamegenic.com to qualify.
March 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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March 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Medicaid is not for sale.
NASA is not for sale.
The Post Office is not for sale.
America is not for sale.

We have an obligation to resist kings. We outnumber them. And they can be overwhelmed.
February 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Appearing today in The Week:
February 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Works as advertised
February 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Via Mastodon #USpol
February 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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If you wanted to decrease the cost of homes, one thing you wouldn’t do is put a flat tariff on your main source of timber.
February 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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This whole thing speaks for itself. This guy is unprepared and untrustworthy. I'm voting no.
I am going to put together a thread covering RFK Jr's confirmation hearing for the HHS secretary job. Follow along for clips and commentary.
January 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Today’s show was my last at CNN. My closing message: It’s never a good time to bow down to a tyrant… don’t give in to the lies. Don’t give in to fear. Hold on to the truth… and hope.
January 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM