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LAST HOLIDAY is an unsung gem if a movie, if for nothing else to watch Queen Latifa's mortality-based crash out turn into a praise break.
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
LAST HOLIDAY is an unsung gem if a movie, if for nothing else to watch Queen Latifa's mortality-based crash out turn into a praise break.
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And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die. He was unable to. He still walks among us, cursed to remember in a world where everyone has forgotten. He’s out there now, just beyond the light your lantern throws,
The Toledo radio broadcast had the new head coach in the booth when they fumbled the ball. He stayed quiet, but I'm guessing that kid won't stick around.
December 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Toledo radio broadcast had the new head coach in the booth when they fumbled the ball. He stayed quiet, but I'm guessing that kid won't stick around.
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
That this was considered so iconic, they called back to it in The 11th Hour.
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
That this was considered so iconic, they called back to it in The 11th Hour.
good night everybody
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 AM
good night everybody
wait, they're naming battleships after performing arts centers?
really giving a new meaning to the phrase "theater of war", amirite
(fuck this dumb timeline)
really giving a new meaning to the phrase "theater of war", amirite
(fuck this dumb timeline)
Trump Class battleship illustration, as released by the White House.
December 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
wait, they're naming battleships after performing arts centers?
really giving a new meaning to the phrase "theater of war", amirite
(fuck this dumb timeline)
really giving a new meaning to the phrase "theater of war", amirite
(fuck this dumb timeline)
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overpowering Stanford vibes
December 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
overpowering Stanford vibes
Any version of Twelve Days of Christmas. Long, repetitive, gimmicky, too easy to make hack-ass parodies.
What's a popular Christmas song that you really don't like? 🎄
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Any version of Twelve Days of Christmas. Long, repetitive, gimmicky, too easy to make hack-ass parodies.
Hey Bluesky... how would one wrap a preordered book?
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey Bluesky... how would one wrap a preordered book?
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A beautiful sunrise in Ypsilanti. Happy solstice everyone.
December 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
A beautiful sunrise in Ypsilanti. Happy solstice everyone.
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cough cough
Geaux Bleu
Geaux Bleu
December 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
cough cough
Geaux Bleu
Geaux Bleu
"Oooh!"
Solid sound from the Bills hitting the right upright in Cleveland
December 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Oooh!"
This weirdly shook me a bit?
December 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
This weirdly shook me a bit?
Rewatching the classics this morning. youtu.be/BKEL4cUTOI4?...
NINTENDO SIXTY-FOUR
YouTube video by TerminalMontage
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Rewatching the classics this morning. youtu.be/BKEL4cUTOI4?...
We don't suffer subtweets in this house.
December 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
We don't suffer subtweets in this house.
If that ain't a lesson the whole world needs to learn, I don't know what is.
You're *supposed* to get old.
You're *supposed* to get old.
You supposed to be old… you supposed to be washed
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
You supposed to be in the house telling jokes to your Brazilian supermodel wife who do a little bit of witchcraft on you to make sure your day go smooth
I would cry to
December 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
If that ain't a lesson the whole world needs to learn, I don't know what is.
You're *supposed* to get old.
You're *supposed* to get old.
12/20 9:41pm.
December 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
12/20 9:41pm.
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🎶not gonna get you a championship ring🎶
🎶that sorta gift don’t mean anything🎶
🎶that sorta gift don’t mean anything🎶
December 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
🎶not gonna get you a championship ring🎶
🎶that sorta gift don’t mean anything🎶
🎶that sorta gift don’t mean anything🎶
Behold the Matchbox cars given to me by my nephew: two hot rods and a sensible 4-door sedan.
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Behold the Matchbox cars given to me by my nephew: two hot rods and a sensible 4-door sedan.
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imagine missing your team play in the CFP for two Coors Light. like, not even a flask of actual alcohol
December 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
imagine missing your team play in the CFP for two Coors Light. like, not even a flask of actual alcohol
it do feel like that this year www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ypb...
It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (Rock Cover by Our Last Night)
YouTube video by Our Last Night
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
it do feel like that this year www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ypb...
Mannheim Steamroller really did bow a 28-3 lead to Trans-Siberian Orchestra, huh?
December 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Mannheim Steamroller really did bow a 28-3 lead to Trans-Siberian Orchestra, huh?
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