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Jerrett
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I would prefer it if we didn't normalize data collection with all these annual recaps from companies. Maybe that's just me though.
December 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Trump is, like, six hours away, tops, from announcing we've made contact with aliens or some shit.
July 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.
Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files
Bondi told president at the meeting that Justice also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victims.
on.wsj.com
July 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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POLLS: Trump underwater on every issue. 75% GOP disapproval on his links to a child molester

DOCTORS: We're *pretty* sure he'll live to see tomorrow? Question mark?

BILLIONAIRES: Now that you mention it Mr. President Sir I've always wanted to be a human footstool. Should I just crouch here, or
Life in America right now is a race to see if our oligarch overlords will capitulate fully to fascism before its visually decomposing avatar shits his pants and strokes out on live TV in the middle of welcoming Bo Dietl to the Rose Garden or whatever
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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every day I wake up and am told to see what the president wrote on his maga xanga page and it's something like "GREEN BEANS ARE NOW ILLEGAL!!" and every sweaty oaf that he hired does everything humanly possible to make that happen
July 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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This is Remi. He lost his frisbee in the pond. But fortunately, there are frisbees everywhere for those with the eyes to see. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
June 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Caturday
Wahima Lino
June 14, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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These are the people that make America great 🇲🇽🇺🇸
June 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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This stuff doesn’t look very protect-and-serve-y
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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LAPD out there like
June 9, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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new car what do u guys think
June 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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One of the best things about Posting is you never know what obscure preoccupations your followers have. There will be a guy who has followed you for years and never said anything but then one day you disparage applesauce and he activates like a sleeper agent and dedicates his life to destroying you
June 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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**cackling INSANELY**

**notices you**

oh, a thousand pardons my dear, it's only that i've just seen a Meme
May 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
They've done it again. You think it's going to be a sleeper in the beginning, but then it hits you.
ファントムシータ『すき、きらい』(OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by ファントムシータ
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May 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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wow they aren’t even using vanilla Signal, they got the Apartheid DLC www.telemessage.com
May 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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April 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Seeing more covers come out from Ado is just fantastic.
【Ado】ヒバナ 歌いました
YouTube video by Ado
youtu.be
April 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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How to win an argument with a toddler

You can't. That's because toddlers don't understand what an argument is and aren't interesting in having one. Toddlers (which includes defensive bureaucrats, bullies, flat earthers, folks committed to a specific agenda and radio talk show hosts) may indicate…
How to win an argument with a toddler
You can't. That's because toddlers don't understand what an argument is and aren't interesting in having one. Toddlers (which includes defensive bureaucrats, bullies, flat earthers, folks committed to a specific agenda and radio talk show hosts) may indicate that they'd like to have an argument, but they're actually engaging in connection, noise, play acting or a chance to earn status.
seths.blog
April 14, 2025 at 9:03 AM
You're telling me AI is good enough to start college? One moment they're young, the next they're moving out. They grow up so fast 🥲
As ‘Bot’ Students Continue to Flood In, Community Colleges Struggle to Respond
Community colleges have been dealing with an unprecedented phenomenon: fake students bent on stealing financial aid funds. While it has caused chaos at many colleges, some Southwestern faculty feel th...
voiceofsandiego.org
April 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Anyone have any new topics besides dweebs who are wrong
April 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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billionaires: we’ll get through this together

everyone else: you’re losing money too?

billionaires: lol no we are getting richer by the minute
April 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 10:11 PM