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Brian Saville Allard
@theatrebrian.bsky.social
Actor. Director. Simulationist. Artistic AND Autistic.

Audiobook Narrator.

Social Justice Bard.
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Anyone seen any of those Checks and Balances we heard so much about as schoolchildren?
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October 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Warzone?
wizard frog is insane
October 6, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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BOOM 🔥:

Judge Immergut issues a second Temporary Restraining Order prohibiting the relocation, federalization, or deployment of ANY NATIONAL GUARD FROM ANY STATE into the state of Oregon.
October 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
@tinakotek.bsky.social How are we stopping the invasion by the California National Guard?
October 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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# of paragraphs for news orgs to mention there's no discernable need to deploy troops to Portland, Oregon

The Guardian: 1st paragraph
BBC: 4th paragraph
AP: 5th paragraph
Time: 6th paragraph
Politico: 8th paragraph
NPR: 9th paragraph
CNN: 10th paragraph
NBC: 12th paragraph
Fox News: never mentions
September 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Caesar, thou canst not have a war torn Portland;
Unless thou bring’st it with thee.
September 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
@jeff-merkley.bsky.social Your constituents have some questions about your vote for a national holiday honoring a racist, homophobic hatemonger. Please explain.
September 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
August 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, a text to your wife, I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
August 2, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh look. The city of Portland would like the unpaid labor of some disabled citizens.

And they don’t want those with “less visible” disabilities either.

Guess you have to be extra disabled to give your free labor for their stock photos.

Do better.

@portlandgov.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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[Exit King.]
June 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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If you went to a No Kings protest today, please know that there are people who felt like they couldn’t and are grateful that you did
June 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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a council of women and queers is reading your texts, weighing your soul, and determining your fate
June 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Using AI is basically crossing a digital picket line, and treating authors who use it like scabs feels appropriate.
If you care about your rights and the rights of other creatives, you don't use generative AI under any circumstances (marketing, editing, drafting, outlining, artwork, narration, etc.)
Very weird to see writers cheering for A.I. audiobooks. This is the same horrible machine that they want to replace YOU. Audiobook narrators are your peers.
May 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Goodnight, Skylights! 😘

Remember you only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow.

(ps, this is really impressive! ⬇️)
May 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I work at OHSU. I have OHSU insurance. I went to an OHSU facility to have an appointment with a provider who had an OHSU name tag.

Yet somehow this provider was "out of network."
April 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Xtians gonna be big mad about high egg prices this weekend…
April 16, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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"They're saying Tim Walz told Jeff Goldblum about bombing the Who T"
March 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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February 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Can’t believe our country is being run by the villains from Buffy Season 6
a man wearing a headset looks at a computer screen
Alt: GIF of the trio of nerds from Buffy season 6
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Anyone seen any of those Checks and Balances we heard so much about as schoolchildren?
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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What’s his beef against USAID in particu….oh. Wow.
February 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM