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Jeff & Ted
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Just two boy dogs, doing dog things in Nova Scotia.
Upon review of the photographic evidence, safe to say, we are not great at walks.
December 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Day, time, month, no clue.
December 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
June 1, 2025 at 11:33 PM
How do we know when America is great again?
June 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Ocean floor walks.
June 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Barry Blitt’s cover for this week’s issue, “The First Hundred Days.” #NewYorkerCovers nyer.cm/ysrCZ47
April 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Does being asked to be part of a panel on e-night feel like getting asked to the prom?
April 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
April 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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The American people have risen up and they are PISSED AS HELL.
#HandsOff
April 6, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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The federal election on April 28 will be a window into the souls of Canadians.
April 6, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Our current era of mass-consumerism requires overseas workers to labour for pennies an hour.

Good news ‘Merica, now those manufacturing jobs are coming back to you and your young, enthusiastic workforce!
April 5, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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America is solidly in our, “Scream ourselves to sleep, shit ourselves awake” era.
April 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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We will take action to enshrine, protect, and strengthen CBC/Radio-Canada for generations to come.
April 4, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Excited for all the new American banana and coffee factories.
April 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
theonion.com
April 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
April 4, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Listening to Trump roll out his tariff circus I realized two things - he feeds on terror and he has no F’g idea what the word “rape” means.

Good luck, ‘Mericuns, y’all left the keys where a sociopath could find them.
April 3, 2025 at 10:23 AM
When I arrive at SaltAir Nordic Spa, ready to sit in a sauna and think about life, my locker number lets me know I’m in the right place…
March 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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Tesla has been removed from the Vancouver Auto Show on the eve of the event, organizers announced Tuesday.

www.ctvnews.ca/vancouver/ar...
Tesla removed from Vancouver Auto Show
www.ctvnews.ca
March 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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CANADA SAYS GOODBYE

5 ways to reuse your “Fuck Trudeau” flags
5 ways to reuse your “Fuck Trudeau” flags
Listen up, Canadian patriots: the day you've been waiting for has finally come. That's right, Justin Trudeau, the guy you've been threatening to fuck for the last several years like the common sense C...
www.thebeaverton.com
March 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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“Oh, he’s never done that before,” says owner as dog kills seventh victim
“Oh, he’s never done that before,” says owner as dog kills seventh victim
“You really shouldn’t have startled Buster by standing within 10 metres of him,” Powell admonished the dead man.
thebeaverton.com
March 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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If we're not doing these things to better society, then what the fuck are we doing?
March 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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March 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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thered be calls for impeachment if a dem did this
March 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM