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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 5...
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April 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep
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April 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
New Study Finds Human Beings Were Never Meant To Wake Up From Sleep
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Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’
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April 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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‘I Guess I’d Watch Another,’ Says Woman Unaware Boyfriend Died On Couch 4 Episodes Ago
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March 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
‘I Guess I’d Watch Another,’ Says Woman Unaware Boyfriend Died On Couch 4 Episodes Ago
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New Federal Law Mandates Women Talk With Baby Voice
New Federal Law Mandates Women Talk With Baby Voice
WASHINGTON—In a decisive victory for longtime champions of the cause, congressional leaders announced Wednesday the passage of a new federal law mandating that all women talk with a baby voice. “Under...
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March 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
New Federal Law Mandates Women Talk With Baby Voice
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Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs
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March 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs
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Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
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March 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
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Portrait of a cat who is going to whack at my fingers every time I try to type. So much for getting work done.
March 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Portrait of a cat who is going to whack at my fingers every time I try to type. So much for getting work done.
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Bathroom Break Considered Self Care
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March 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bathroom Break Considered Self Care
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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Virtually Imperceptible Facial Expression Sends Shock Wave Through ‘White Lotus’ Fan Base
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February 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Virtually Imperceptible Facial Expression Sends Shock Wave Through ‘White Lotus’ Fan Base
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Honestly, this might be one of the most iconic sports photographs ever taken…
February 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Honestly, this might be one of the most iconic sports photographs ever taken…
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I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
January 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me
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January 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Elderly Man Sets Sights On Big Chair
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January 15, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Elderly Man Sets Sights On Big Chair
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Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat
January 13, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias