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Clinton Pigeau
@theclintguy.bsky.social
e.g. Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
When are we getting these inverted so they’re actually fun?
As you enjoy #MarioTennisFever, you’ll also have the opportunity to give your #NintendoSwitch2 a new look!

The first new colored Joy-Con 2 controllers—Light Purple and Light Green—also arrive Feb 12.

Pre-purchase now: ninten.do/6012tND6g
January 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I like it.
January 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Child labour Mario
January 6, 2026 at 2:19 AM
My daughter labels herself a lot like when Mario consumes an item. Puppy Jolene, princess Jolene, big girl Jolene, etc.
January 6, 2026 at 12:22 AM
I occasionally try and grapple with world politics, but ultimately it’s just too big for me. So I deal with the world on as much as I can, a regional basis, starting at home and working as much as I can to the national level. And even that mucks with my joy more than I care for.
January 4, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Maybe it’s because I grew up with PS1 and N64 cutscenes, but I have virtually never thought this was worth complaining about.
Its gotten so much worse though. Compare what s4 looked like to s5. Shocking stuff
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 AM
So is avengers 5 going to be 5 hours long? Or how are they going to make that only 3?
December 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Thank you AI for these snappy suggestions. Glad there’s two options.
December 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
It still amuses me reading poems about global warming and I am dying of exposure in 3 feet of snow.
oh the weather outside is frightful
the lack of snow is not delightful
the temperature's way too high
we're gonna die, gonna die, gonna die
December 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Why is the only word used to describe ai for people who hate it “slop”?
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
People who don’t need cpap machines in their 30’s don’t understand why us who need them in their 30’s would be resistant to being put on oxygen like an old dying person every night they had to sleep.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Mine says I accidentally opened the app 7 times!
Check out your 2025 with Nintendo Music! Nintendo Switch Online members can see their most-played songs and playlists via the app on their smart device, from now until Jan 5th. Which Nintendo tunes made up your year?

Listen here: ninten.do/6017tiSRL
December 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Apple Music does not have to calculate a “listening age” because everyone who uses Apple Music is roughly 34 years old
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
They should do a season of Survivor where the gimmick is the camera crew and the host all eat the whole time they’re around the cast.
Or at least SNL should do a parody of that.
And give me a writers credit.
December 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Great suggested posts over at threads.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If in some world I had grown up with less adhd or more focus, I possibly may have been a teacher. And I would have been a pedant of an English teacher.
That did not happen. I am no skilled English major, and the world is better for me to be average or above.

I loathe the abominations people write.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Transformer’s 1 was actually really good. Worthy of a sequel, but also a good standalone.
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I don’t know how the ps5 is 5 years old already, and there’s still only 5 games that have come out for it that I like.
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The korok and zonai construct storyline has me intrigued in age of imprisonment
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Why didn’t they use it
Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time contains an unused enemy called the Scoot Bloop, a Blooper whimsically wearing shoes. It has two attacks: a regular one and a "do nothing forever" attack where it just freezes in place and refuses to end its turn, trapping the player indefinitely.
October 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
One of the interesting aspects of parenting a 3 year old is how they sometimes withhold information kinda just because they don’t get what you want. “Why did you come crawl into bed with us last night?”
“I just did.”
“Why.”

She gave me the answer the first time, as far as she’s concerned.
October 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I had an elected official start explaining tariffs to me like I hadn’t played Sid Meier’s civilization.
It’s easy, you put them on, the other people hate you and fight tooth and nail against it.
October 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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If the hard mode repopulates defeated monsters after a few days like the older games, then it might be worth replaying for me. Really though what I need is for Bingo Battle to return since Dandori multiplayer is too focused on out-optimizing than out-witting your opponent.
Fierce/Hard Mode is new too.
October 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM