Bear
@thegothcowboy.bsky.social
Goombah Extraordinaire
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Wearin my six shooter kissin my homies on the cattle drive
June 30, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Wearin my six shooter kissin my homies on the cattle drive
I love Cats the musical because the whole soundtrack goes so hard. The music itself? Bangin, except the lyrics are like 70% insanity and 30% complete gibberish. Honestly kind of a perfect representation of cats as a species now that I'm thinking ab it
June 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I love Cats the musical because the whole soundtrack goes so hard. The music itself? Bangin, except the lyrics are like 70% insanity and 30% complete gibberish. Honestly kind of a perfect representation of cats as a species now that I'm thinking ab it
Sunday becomes Sinday when I don't work tomorrow
May 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Sunday becomes Sinday when I don't work tomorrow
God is dead. He crash landed in Roswell, NM on July 8th, 1947
May 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
God is dead. He crash landed in Roswell, NM on July 8th, 1947
You're telling me a trans Siberian orchestrated this?
December 23, 2024 at 4:41 PM
You're telling me a trans Siberian orchestrated this?
Just heard the Phineas and Ferb theme for the first time in like a decade and holy shit it's ska?
December 1, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Just heard the Phineas and Ferb theme for the first time in like a decade and holy shit it's ska?
Stuck next to a semi imagining in excruciating detail all the ways my body will cave in on itself should a gust of wind blow the trailer into my lane
November 30, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Stuck next to a semi imagining in excruciating detail all the ways my body will cave in on itself should a gust of wind blow the trailer into my lane
The blue man group is disbanding and I could not be more devastated
November 27, 2024 at 2:42 AM
The blue man group is disbanding and I could not be more devastated
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It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
November 21, 2024 at 6:02 AM
It’s okay to be rude to people who want you to die
Can't wait to have my old posts read to me by the committee of un-American activities
November 20, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Can't wait to have my old posts read to me by the committee of un-American activities
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Pussy, money, weed: the holy trinity we all can believe in. Amen.
November 17, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Pussy, money, weed: the holy trinity we all can believe in. Amen.
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‘Room temperature’ is some bullshit. It’s gonna be what it is, man. That’s not a temperature
November 20, 2024 at 10:05 PM
‘Room temperature’ is some bullshit. It’s gonna be what it is, man. That’s not a temperature
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haha, you’re right, how come some people are all, like, “i have a really satisfying career & things are generally going well for me in life,” & i’m all, like, “a squirrel has just scammed me out of my burger king money.”
November 19, 2024 at 7:26 PM
haha, you’re right, how come some people are all, like, “i have a really satisfying career & things are generally going well for me in life,” & i’m all, like, “a squirrel has just scammed me out of my burger king money.”
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God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
November 11, 2024 at 2:24 AM
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
Mid-twenties is wild because like I'm living with my parents again and my plug had a baby
November 20, 2024 at 12:43 PM
Mid-twenties is wild because like I'm living with my parents again and my plug had a baby
Do I actually look better without my glasses or can I just not see myself as well
October 24, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Do I actually look better without my glasses or can I just not see myself as well
Air traffic control: "How high are you?"
Me: "Chill it's sativa"
Me: "Chill it's sativa"
October 6, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Air traffic control: "How high are you?"
Me: "Chill it's sativa"
Me: "Chill it's sativa"
Walter White 100% could have been a batman villain
September 22, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Walter White 100% could have been a batman villain
This is what the democrats don't want you to see
September 17, 2024 at 12:15 AM
This is what the democrats don't want you to see
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i’m sorry i ate the pets of springfield
September 11, 2024 at 1:30 AM
i’m sorry i ate the pets of springfield
Every time he speaks I feel like I'm being filibustered
September 11, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Every time he speaks I feel like I'm being filibustered
Shots of espresso would probably be a lot less popular if you actually took them like shots
August 22, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Shots of espresso would probably be a lot less popular if you actually took them like shots
In my dale gribble era
July 26, 2024 at 3:03 AM
In my dale gribble era
Do y'all remember fun dip
July 25, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Do y'all remember fun dip