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Former Arizona Coyotes season ticket holder and motorsports media center drone, current curmudgeon, pizza enthusiast, and Oxford comma stan. My 15 minutes of fame were over 15 years ago.
A man who stole an election and is a criminal felon just overthrew a man who stole an election and is a criminal felon.
We live in titanically stupid times.
We live in titanically stupid times.
January 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
A man who stole an election and is a criminal felon just overthrew a man who stole an election and is a criminal felon.
We live in titanically stupid times.
We live in titanically stupid times.
A View to a Chill
Make a Bond movie casual
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Make a Bond movie casual
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
December 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
A View to a Chill
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Make a Bond movie casual
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Make a Bond movie casual
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
Make a Bond movie casual
GARDENRAKER
GARDENRAKER
December 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Make a Bond movie casual
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
The World is Perfectly Adequate
Make a Bond movie casual
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Make a Bond movie casual
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
December 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The World is Perfectly Adequate
Octopoutine
Make a Bond movie casual
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Diamonds Are For As Long As You're Into It
Make a Bond movie casual
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
THE WORLD IS PLENTY, THANK YOU
December 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Octopoutine
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, looked upon the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into his sewer.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because the needs of the one outweighed the needs of the many.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, because what is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.
December 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, looked upon the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into his sewer.
The battleship has been an obsolete form of blue water naval power for about 80 years now. Good luck with the Trump Class, Cheeto.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
The battleship has been an obsolete form of blue water naval power for about 80 years now. Good luck with the Trump Class, Cheeto.
I desperately want to distract myself with something ridiculous, like the fact that David Brooks' photo with Epstein surfaced today, or the whole idea of Karoline Leavitt congratulating John F. Kennedy on Twitter for having his Center's name changed to include Trump's.
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I desperately want to distract myself with something ridiculous, like the fact that David Brooks' photo with Epstein surfaced today, or the whole idea of Karoline Leavitt congratulating John F. Kennedy on Twitter for having his Center's name changed to include Trump's.
I have forensic curiosity in the future NTSB report on the Biffle crash.
But right now my heart just hurts - especially for Emma and Ryder whose lives were just starting. And for Nicole. And for the Dutton and Wadsworth families, and those who will have to face the coffins and mortuaries.
But right now my heart just hurts - especially for Emma and Ryder whose lives were just starting. And for Nicole. And for the Dutton and Wadsworth families, and those who will have to face the coffins and mortuaries.
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I have forensic curiosity in the future NTSB report on the Biffle crash.
But right now my heart just hurts - especially for Emma and Ryder whose lives were just starting. And for Nicole. And for the Dutton and Wadsworth families, and those who will have to face the coffins and mortuaries.
But right now my heart just hurts - especially for Emma and Ryder whose lives were just starting. And for Nicole. And for the Dutton and Wadsworth families, and those who will have to face the coffins and mortuaries.
I just got back from my nephew's funeral so I'm sorry if I sound a little bitter about how this Biffle situation is being leapt upon by the standard gaggle of NASCAR fans and clout whores.
The news will come out eventually. The thirst for hearsay is ghoulish.
The news will come out eventually. The thirst for hearsay is ghoulish.
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I just got back from my nephew's funeral so I'm sorry if I sound a little bitter about how this Biffle situation is being leapt upon by the standard gaggle of NASCAR fans and clout whores.
The news will come out eventually. The thirst for hearsay is ghoulish.
The news will come out eventually. The thirst for hearsay is ghoulish.
That Garrett Mitchell post is clout-chasing, full-on sociopathic fuckery.
The optics are horrendous.
It's "FIRST!" mixed with "HE WAS COMING TO VISIT MEEEEE" - no matter what vibe he was going for. The red background seals the shit trifecta.
Jesus, man. Have a fucking soul.
The optics are horrendous.
It's "FIRST!" mixed with "HE WAS COMING TO VISIT MEEEEE" - no matter what vibe he was going for. The red background seals the shit trifecta.
Jesus, man. Have a fucking soul.
December 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
That Garrett Mitchell post is clout-chasing, full-on sociopathic fuckery.
The optics are horrendous.
It's "FIRST!" mixed with "HE WAS COMING TO VISIT MEEEEE" - no matter what vibe he was going for. The red background seals the shit trifecta.
Jesus, man. Have a fucking soul.
The optics are horrendous.
It's "FIRST!" mixed with "HE WAS COMING TO VISIT MEEEEE" - no matter what vibe he was going for. The red background seals the shit trifecta.
Jesus, man. Have a fucking soul.
Jesus... just heard about Biffle's plane crash...
December 18, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jesus... just heard about Biffle's plane crash...
The damage this asshole is doing to this country and the trust we're losing globally will take a hundred years to repair.
December 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The damage this asshole is doing to this country and the trust we're losing globally will take a hundred years to repair.
Not enough money in the world to persuade me to go back to that cesspool.
Dear Bluesky liberals. Come back to Twitter. Please. PLEASE.
December 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Not enough money in the world to persuade me to go back to that cesspool.
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I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m not interested in Olivia Nuzzi’s book because I’m a human being with self respect and if I ever wanted to read dogshit writing about yearning despite having no real problems, I could just dig up poems I wrote in middle school
Only real ones get this
December 2, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Only real ones get this
One thing Pete Hegseth is doing is trying to remake the Armed Forces around the very worst kind of soldier - the blustery toxic male who talks a big game in peacetime and swaggers a lot but under fire ends up being the biggest liability imaginable.
Because that's who he was and is.
Because that's who he was and is.
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One thing Pete Hegseth is doing is trying to remake the Armed Forces around the very worst kind of soldier - the blustery toxic male who talks a big game in peacetime and swaggers a lot but under fire ends up being the biggest liability imaginable.
Because that's who he was and is.
Because that's who he was and is.
Pete Hegseth is the most pathetic example of toxic masculinity that I can think of. Including Trump.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Pete Hegseth is the most pathetic example of toxic masculinity that I can think of. Including Trump.
Chuck Tingle is utterly undefeated
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Chuck Tingle is utterly undefeated
www.motorsport.com/nascar-cup/n...
Shit like this is why I'm glad I'm out of working in motorsports, and specifically NASCAR. Those dumb shits Phelps and O'Donnell think they're entitled to be racing godfathers. Fuck them, fuck NASCAR, and I hope they get savaged in the lawsuit.
Shit like this is why I'm glad I'm out of working in motorsports, and specifically NASCAR. Those dumb shits Phelps and O'Donnell think they're entitled to be racing godfathers. Fuck them, fuck NASCAR, and I hope they get savaged in the lawsuit.
November 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
www.motorsport.com/nascar-cup/n...
Shit like this is why I'm glad I'm out of working in motorsports, and specifically NASCAR. Those dumb shits Phelps and O'Donnell think they're entitled to be racing godfathers. Fuck them, fuck NASCAR, and I hope they get savaged in the lawsuit.
Shit like this is why I'm glad I'm out of working in motorsports, and specifically NASCAR. Those dumb shits Phelps and O'Donnell think they're entitled to be racing godfathers. Fuck them, fuck NASCAR, and I hope they get savaged in the lawsuit.
Knowing that the investigation into Dems linked with Epstein is a smokescreen for Trump, it still makes me laugh that the GOP thinks Dems would want to protect anyone as staunchly as the Republicans are protecting Trump. Most I talk to want ALL Epstein contemporaries to get comeuppance.
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Knowing that the investigation into Dems linked with Epstein is a smokescreen for Trump, it still makes me laugh that the GOP thinks Dems would want to protect anyone as staunchly as the Republicans are protecting Trump. Most I talk to want ALL Epstein contemporaries to get comeuppance.
Tesla shareholders are some dumb sonsabitches
November 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Tesla shareholders are some dumb sonsabitches
Dear idiots:
People liking Parks and Recreation is not a failure of a purity test.
Touch fucking grass, you chodes.
People liking Parks and Recreation is not a failure of a purity test.
Touch fucking grass, you chodes.
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Dear idiots:
People liking Parks and Recreation is not a failure of a purity test.
Touch fucking grass, you chodes.
People liking Parks and Recreation is not a failure of a purity test.
Touch fucking grass, you chodes.
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That’s the stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 AM
That’s the stuff.