Gunk
theloniousgunk.bsky.social
Gunk
@theloniousgunk.bsky.social
Pressing Things.
That pandemic broke something in all of us but those shittin’ bears got it the worst
January 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
It’s the holidays and that means it’s time for the “I don’t care for Avatar” hot take machine!

Folks, if you’re hanging onto this and can’t just go have a fun time at this big dumb theme park ride wearing a movie’s coat, then let it go!

Your criterion collection is right where you left it.
December 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Being 30 is sick because I got a new toothbrush today and now I don’t give a heck what I get for Christmas because how could whatever it is beat these fresh bristles
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Reminder to stretch.

It’s good for your body and honestly it just feels nice.
June 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Been calling a lot of fruits sublime lately

Not because they’re really tasty but because they’re not as good as limes
May 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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May 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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How are 100 men going to take down a gorilla when most of us can’t even handle a little rejection
May 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Had a dream about a dog.

A Doberman named DK.

Only I knew his name was Drift King.
March 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Fine I'll ask, when you wash green onions do you have to squirt water down the tubes
March 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Uh sure bud. Help yourself.
February 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Hematoligarchy (nation run by 6 Silicon Valley bloodboys)
February 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Remembering this neat lil movie for cats it’s called Skinamarink and the rascals just love it
February 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
But have you ever tried waning poetic?
January 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You’re right, I was done watching
January 5, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Why won’t my girlfriend watch the youtube videos I send her
January 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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5 hour documentary on the legendary video of Ghostface Killah calling out Action Bronson with Teddy Pendergrass playing in the background
December 31, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Best back off the noodles, bud
December 30, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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When you accidentally buy a misery machine…
December 29, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Amazing how many people would be good artists if they would just pick one f###ing light source
December 22, 2024 at 3:35 AM
With ‘28 Years Later’ being the start of a new trilogy I really hope they continue the massive time skips between films.

Are these zombies still a problem 28 centuries later?
December 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Haven’t eaten penne in at least 6 years…………………………………………………………………trash noodle……
December 16, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Have you ever been to a restaurant and asked, “why isn’t this more like Buffalo Wild Wings?”

(asking as your friend who values you and your asinine, borderline dangerous opinions)
December 14, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Shoutout to all the mise en place freaks
December 9, 2024 at 11:54 PM