Dad and Buried
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Dad and Buried
@dadandburied.bsky.social
· Dec 22
Dad Truths: The Good, the Bad, and the Exhausting from the Frontlines of Parenting
Dad Truths: The Good, the Bad, and the Exhausting from the Frontlines of Parenting
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“Their brain is wired differently. Differently from yours, which makes it harder for you to understand them, and differently from most people’s, which makes it easier for them to feel alone.
My 15-year-old has ADHD.”
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My 15-year-old has ADHD.”
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Parenting ADHD Ain’t Easy
Kids (and parents) need more support. Plus: Spooktober!
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October 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“Their brain is wired differently. Differently from yours, which makes it harder for you to understand them, and differently from most people’s, which makes it easier for them to feel alone.
My 15-year-old has ADHD.”
READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
My 15-year-old has ADHD.”
READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
“Every once in a while, when one of my posts breaks containment and reaches a new audience, I get more than I bargained for. For example, over the weekend, I posted something on Threads, and I did not anticipate the response.
It has over 300 comments, and maybe 5 are positive.“
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It has over 300 comments, and maybe 5 are positive.“
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Stranger Danger
The apple of their ire
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October 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“Every once in a while, when one of my posts breaks containment and reaches a new audience, I get more than I bargained for. For example, over the weekend, I posted something on Threads, and I did not anticipate the response.
It has over 300 comments, and maybe 5 are positive.“
READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
It has over 300 comments, and maybe 5 are positive.“
READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
Tylenol causes autism, the Rapture is on Tuesday, Trump cares about other people...
MAGA will believe anything except facts, reality, science, and women.
MAGA will believe anything except facts, reality, science, and women.
September 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Tylenol causes autism, the Rapture is on Tuesday, Trump cares about other people...
MAGA will believe anything except facts, reality, science, and women.
MAGA will believe anything except facts, reality, science, and women.
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So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
September 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
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Do you ever just get sad about how many people have fully embraced anti-intellectualism?
July 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Do you ever just get sad about how many people have fully embraced anti-intellectualism?
Literally the only good thing about taking a road trip with two kids is the fact that I don't have three kids
July 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Literally the only good thing about taking a road trip with two kids is the fact that I don't have three kids
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“Irony” is defined as parents of small children celebrating something called Independence Day
July 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“Irony” is defined as parents of small children celebrating something called Independence Day
I regret to inform you that due to entirely foreseen circumstances that literally everyone warned me about, I have officially graduated from desperately wanting my son to leave me alone for five minutes to desperately wanting my son to hang out with me for five minutes
July 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I regret to inform you that due to entirely foreseen circumstances that literally everyone warned me about, I have officially graduated from desperately wanting my son to leave me alone for five minutes to desperately wanting my son to hang out with me for five minutes
Every summer morning, my kid runs into the bedroom and excitedly asks, "what's the plan today?"
Bro, if I were the kind of person who made plans, you'd be hours away at sleepaway camp and l'd still be asleep.
I've failed us both.
Bro, if I were the kind of person who made plans, you'd be hours away at sleepaway camp and l'd still be asleep.
I've failed us both.
July 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Every summer morning, my kid runs into the bedroom and excitedly asks, "what's the plan today?"
Bro, if I were the kind of person who made plans, you'd be hours away at sleepaway camp and l'd still be asleep.
I've failed us both.
Bro, if I were the kind of person who made plans, you'd be hours away at sleepaway camp and l'd still be asleep.
I've failed us both.
Can’t wait for my teenager to finish exams so we can move on to his summer school courses: Laundry 101, How to Properly Close a Bag of Chips, Hygiene in the Time of Puberty, and Sibling Conflict Resolution
June 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Can’t wait for my teenager to finish exams so we can move on to his summer school courses: Laundry 101, How to Properly Close a Bag of Chips, Hygiene in the Time of Puberty, and Sibling Conflict Resolution
Called my dad to wish him a Happy Father's Day and we spent the whole time discussing back pain and ibuprofen.
The circle is now complete.
The circle is now complete.
June 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Called my dad to wish him a Happy Father's Day and we spent the whole time discussing back pain and ibuprofen.
The circle is now complete.
The circle is now complete.
Went to the doctor for some lower back pain and he diagnosed me with being my age
June 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Went to the doctor for some lower back pain and he diagnosed me with being my age
“What is stopping the Christians-in-name-only, who’ve spent their lives proclaiming the good news and asking others what Jesus would do, from fighting for the values they supposedly hold most dear?”
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READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
We're Drowning in Kool-Aid
If not cult, why cult-shaped?
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June 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
“What is stopping the Christians-in-name-only, who’ve spent their lives proclaiming the good news and asking others what Jesus would do, from fighting for the values they supposedly hold most dear?”
READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
READ AND SUBSCRIBE!
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The cruelty in today's politics feels horribly corrosive. Bringing up that hard-working immigrant families — undocumented, yes, but not violent criminals — are being ripped apart based on immigration status doesn't bring compassion or even pause, but gleeful cheers.
June 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
The cruelty in today's politics feels horribly corrosive. Bringing up that hard-working immigrant families — undocumented, yes, but not violent criminals — are being ripped apart based on immigration status doesn't bring compassion or even pause, but gleeful cheers.
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"Bluesky sucks" says the corporation trying to get you to go back to the Hellsite owned by a weirdly moist, self-declared 53 year old "meme lord" who lies about being good at video games & wants to DM slide your girlfriend to ask her have his 1127th secret baby because "it would be so epic lmao"
June 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
"Bluesky sucks" says the corporation trying to get you to go back to the Hellsite owned by a weirdly moist, self-declared 53 year old "meme lord" who lies about being good at video games & wants to DM slide your girlfriend to ask her have his 1127th secret baby because "it would be so epic lmao"
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New euphemism for authoritarian lawlessness just dropped
June 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
New euphemism for authoritarian lawlessness just dropped
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Descartes: I think therefore I am
Me, who hasn’t had a thought since 2003: you do what
Me, who hasn’t had a thought since 2003: you do what
June 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Descartes: I think therefore I am
Me, who hasn’t had a thought since 2003: you do what
Me, who hasn’t had a thought since 2003: you do what
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I got "weed whacking" and "whacking off" confused and now my landscaper offered to work for free.
June 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I got "weed whacking" and "whacking off" confused and now my landscaper offered to work for free.
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Calvin & Hobbes is widely regarded as one of the greatest comic strips of all time and I feel like we STILL underrate it.
June 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Calvin & Hobbes is widely regarded as one of the greatest comic strips of all time and I feel like we STILL underrate it.
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you show signs of wanting to change the party for the better and they oust you, this party has learned absolutely nothing from 2016, from 2020, and from 2024 and never will
June 12, 2025 at 5:24 AM
you show signs of wanting to change the party for the better and they oust you, this party has learned absolutely nothing from 2016, from 2020, and from 2024 and never will
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It’s completely insane that US troops are illegally deployed to suppress domestic opposition and it’s not uniformly condemned by the press and political elite.
June 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s completely insane that US troops are illegally deployed to suppress domestic opposition and it’s not uniformly condemned by the press and political elite.
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Reminder that I AM LATINA AND PROUD. I am the product of immigration - my grandmother was undocumented and entered the country from Mexico as a baby. My mother was a fierce, gorgeous Latina woman of Mexican and Spanish descent.
June 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Reminder that I AM LATINA AND PROUD. I am the product of immigration - my grandmother was undocumented and entered the country from Mexico as a baby. My mother was a fierce, gorgeous Latina woman of Mexican and Spanish descent.
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"What if we just repeat everything Republicans say whether it is a lie or not? Maybe then they will love us?"
- the media
- the media
June 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"What if we just repeat everything Republicans say whether it is a lie or not? Maybe then they will love us?"
- the media
- the media